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Do you still dress up as Batman?

My muse was given truth serum. Ask them questions on anon and they’ll have to answer honesty. They must answer no matter what the question is.

“Ah, good times. I had my fill pretending to be the bat but it’s too hard of an act to carry out convincingly, at least long term anyway. He never kills anybody whereas me... yeah, there’s only so long I can go before my trigger finger start itching to wipe somebody out.”

What fun it had been to dress up as the Batman! With a similar height and none too different build beneath the intimidating cape and cowl, it had been child’s play mimicking the vigilante’s appearance and convinced many onlookers, at least until the killing started. Unfortunately donning his likeness had drawn far too much attention of the negative sort also, especially since half the criminal population was gunning for the bat’s head at any given time and all of his most notorious enemies. Enemies like the Joker, who had a *very* personal vendetta against Batman. "Turns out not everybody likes it when you start dressing up as Gotham’s Protector. Either way, I accomplished what I set out to do. It wasn’t so much about ruining his reputation but destroying what connections remained of another one of his precious Robins. Nothing stings quite as much as losing somebody, huh?”