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Makeria was literally murdered by a single mean flumph but escaped by bull**** deus ex machinas.

Tragic past generator! Roll a d6 for each line.

Your character was: Kicked| Tickled| Placed in a big bin| Called rude but not too hurtful names| Flipped off| Literally murdered

By

The Big Bad| The Big Good| The PBRGPG idea mods| all 8 billion people on  Earth| You, the player| A Single Mean Flumph

But escaped by

Digging through the flood with a spoon| Just leaving through the unlocked door| Asking politely| Bullshit Deus Ex Machinas| Horses| Waking up and seeing it was all a dream