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he’s counting the Olympic golds and something’s not adding up

as an april fools prank i have elected to update a fic again (as if my updates are ever reliable) so anyways here it is again in case u like SCP stuff and hetalia and whatnot

Germany, at a café: Can I get a large almond latte, with, um, eight espresso shots?

Italy Romano: Man, just do cocaine at this point.

veneziano, romano, gilbert, germany

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

Mr. Beilschmidt smoking his 500th cigarette

Stached version below 👇

it's an anomalous shapeshifting device used to be the most efficient replacement for carrying... everything handheld

One of the things I have been wondering about in the last week since Hetalia WS 529 dropped

Thanks Hima for adding 1 more mystery for Ludwig

ingaturroña

Did you guys see the NFL game they did in Munich, Germany?

It was the first International American Foot Ball game ever and the stadium was packed and everyone was singing Country Roads and Sweet Caroline and swaying back and forth it’s so nice that Germans and American have such a close relationship.  Out of all the places to choose to have it they chose Germany. Not exactly sure what the reasoning was on that but it seemed to go amazingly. Look at this, it’s so cute!:

I think it’s nice to shine light on heartwarming things that go on in the world. (Yes I am a sports ball fan)

They also did a Pre game show this year in London

There is some sort of irony in a British person singing the US National anthem (Which is esentaly a diss track) with a US Fighter jet fly over at the end. So violently American we it they love it. <3

Hetalia World Stars ★ Gangsta (Chapter 5) English Translation!

Relatively short chapter this week...! Based on the speaking style on the last page, the next player seems to be England...!

axis reacting to their s/o falling asleep on them?

Ye. Btw yall don't have to have to group them how I grouped them before, you can pick and choose. I have a character selection in my info page, it's just buried rn and I haven't gotten around to fixing it.

Their s/o falls asleep on them

Characters: Italy (Feliciano), Japan (Kiku), Germany (Ludwig), Romano (Lovino)

Warnings: fluff and I think I accidentally made Kiku touch starved

Germany

Your first assumption is that using Ludwig's arm as a pillow is that it's going to be heavenly soft. You fool. You utter buffoon. His muscles may be soft and squishy when you pat them casually in passing, but that does nothing to account for how Wildly uncomfortable and stiff he gets when you lean your weight on his side the first time.

You are basically laying on a brick wall until you manage to chip away at his initial embarrassment. But no worries, as soon as he relaxes the muscles are back to the soft, fleshy feeling of a regular human-- one who doesn't wake up religiously at 5 am for his morning jog and full workout routine.

It becomes something he looks forward too after a long day. Sitting next to you with steaming mugs of hot chocolate or tea as you read your books and just relax in the same space together is nice, but it doesn't hold a candle to the feeling in his chest when your body leans into his an he gets to wrap his arm around you until its time to move you to the bed.

Italy

I imagine this only works for heavier sleepers or those dedicated enough to fake it. Grumpy or light sleepers may want to proceed with caution where Feli is concerned.

The first few minutes of your head falling into the crook of his neck, he's practically vibrating off the couch. The single hamster manning the wheel in his brain is going bananas, providing comparisons of you to the sleeping cats he sends you pictures of. It's a lot for him to handle emotionally, and you should expect to find pictures of this as his phone background.

But if you make it past that, Feli will wrap the both of you up in the nearest blanket and do his best to get comfortable enough to pass out beside you. Truly hope you have nothing to do later because when you wake up and try to move, he's going to whine until you lay back down with him.

Japan

It'd be a struggle to find a situation where Kiku is Okay after realizing you've fallen asleep on him, at least early on when the concept of physical touch is still vaguely uncomfortable. It's like he enters primal state of dissociative panic until it becomes a familiar habit. And it should become a familiar habit.

He has no clue how to behave, especially if you fall asleep on his lap. Where does he put his arms? First instinct is straight in the air, like he's on a roller coaster. But then the pinpricks on his skin become lighter and lighter, and it becomes second nature for him to reach down and run his fingers through your hair.

By now, he's fully comfortable and even happy to hold you head in his lap for as long as time allows him. Kiku has spent many-a-days playing otome games with one hand while the other gently massages your temples.

Romano

He might actually be a little offended, because he was probably telling you a fairly trivial story about someone who pissed him off before you were lulled to sleep by the low gravely tone of his voice. And it didn't help that he went on for like 3 more minutes before your head fell onto his shoulder and he finally noticed you had drifted off.

It doesn't stop him from getting all grumbly and pouty when he realizes that your eyes are shut. It doesn't stop him from talking to you, either. Did you have to go and fall asleep while he was speaking? That's rude, you know?

Although, if you were to conveniently regain awareness, the tone of his voice has lost its natural bite. It's low and soft, and you might even dare to say fond if the way his other hand comes up to brush a few strands of hair away from your eyes has anything to say about it. He'll be a little smug about it when you wake up, but he's also still there. So. Joke is on him.

Aaaaand another secret santa but for @mapleboba !! This was done in another server, had fun drawing the boys and playing with the atmosphere x3 I hope you like it!

Kitties

I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST SOMETHING FOR GORETOBER YESTERDAY BUUUUT

can we pretend that im not late...

Day 1 Cannibalism

also this is a part of hetalia au I've been working on

Day 2 Sharp Objects

IT'S CANON?!!???

I FIRST SAW THIS AS A FANART.

I am looking disrespectfully 👀

First, Japan goes fanboy for England a little

France's hair is so ✨FLOOFY✨

Germany's back to being a hard potato with his slickback hair

China and Japan are adorable(As always UwU)

And the most Anime and dramatic way I've ever seen anyone eat a fucking chocolate bar(France rubbed off on him too much)

All in all.....A great episode of Hetalia!

Italy, you're being a perv

Japan awkwardly changes the subject to avoid talking about balls

First SuFin interaction of the season

Sweden offers to scratch his wife's back

I miss this style of Hetalia

Japan's emo/empty/resting bitch face

Japan performs an exorcism on the funniest outfit(no offense to Japanese culture or customs)

*WHEEZE* What's wrong with their anatomy and postures!?😂

Japan being a smirky little shit.

Aaaaaaawwwwww, friends till the end

Send me a character (hetalia only) and I'll tell you a head canon I about them.

And please, no hate.

-Mun Star

"I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!"

Prompt picnic