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WHY DO YOU ALL WANT ME TO CRY
To the imperfect tomorrow
I fully believe that Granholm kept accidentally singing sea shanties when he worked on the Express. He does this because Mikhail did it (Lushaka was an oceanic planet. They had sea shanties.) Sometimes, you could just here the faint clanging of someone working on metal, then "that's what we do with a drunken sailor- DAMMIT YOU BASTARD!"
Razalina does this, too, but she's less upset about it. She does it on purpose sometimes because it makes Mikhail smile and she likes it when her friends are happy.
Mikhail and Razalina, despite being "the smart ones" (scientist and mechanic) constantly do dumb shit. "Dumb shit" can mean anything from accidentally coming out as a lesbian to your mom from 300 light years away to finishing a rebellion and marrying a werewolf mafia boss to mass felony arson.
Tiernan is not pleased about any of these things.
Mikhail, being one tall motherfucker, will put his tools on the highest possible shelf because if he doesn't, Razalina will use them for science and then they never appear again. (I have brainrot send help)
"That place is a mess. Don't you run off once we get there. I won't have you two getting kidnapped again..."
Tiernan says this in the Light Cone "For Tomorrow's Journey". This means Mikhail and Razalina have been kidnapped at LEAST once.
Razalina: So where's this dog you told me about? Mikhail: Oh, he's right here. Gallagher: Razalina: Razalina: That's a man. Mikhail: Yeah, he's a little old but who says you can't teach old dogs new tricks? Here, watch. Speak. Gallagher, completely deadpan: Woof. Mikhail: Good boy. Razalina: Yeah, that's a whole ass human being.
Penacony history edition!
Asna
Hamz
Maeven
Aideen
Mikhail. Just- You cannot adopt that many kids and not have the overwhelming compulsion to make dad jokes.
Orla
Razalina
Granholm
Gallagher (Genderfluid Mikhail go brrrrrrr)
Gopher Wood.
Tate McCoy (aka Boss Stone)
The Swarm.
Tiernan
Vaughn
Lakkika
The various involved Masked Fools
Joey
Oti Alfalfa