Hahahahaha - Tumblr Posts
English translations of Homer that use the roman names for the gods will never not be funny.
Thanks to you!!!! Yes I felt way more secure in tumblr (as the unhinged menace that I am here) as home is let's say.....not that great.....
🥹 <- you made me do this face while reading!
Your sleepy Boys are so so so cute!!!!!!!!❤️
MUCHÍSIMAS GRACIAS POR SER UNA PERSONA FANTÁSTICA, DE VERDAD!!!!!
(Thank you so so much for being an AWESOME person, really) Translation hehehe.
Eniweis, hope you have a good day/night!
Hey Lily!! Aaron here, thanks so much for supporting me hahaha, really the Aaron is ace tag, really helped me! >:D
Also thanks to my friend and you! I'm way happier!!! ❤️🌊
This is a flower of mine as I don't have pets, hahaha
Aww, thank you so much Aaron for this super sweet ask!
😊 <- literally making that face as I type this
I’m glad that I was able to help you feel more comfortable and confident in your sexuality, that is really such a high compliment. You’re an amazing person, and I’m glad you figured out what you were feeling and felt comfortable enough to tell me (and basically everyone else on tumblr, but 🤫). That just makes my heart so happy!
Thank you so much for the flower, in return I give you the sleepy boys.
Ignore my thick a$$ thigh in the first pic
*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle
Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?
Sweet..... Jesus.....
I love this shitty fuckin’ meme!
You know, I think every single skill I’ve ever learned, was just cause I had a dumb idea, and didn’t yet know how to make it into a dumb reality.
For example: I now have some rudimentary video editing ability.
YES
HELL YRAH
LMK OC COMPETITION - QotD
What is your favorite flower and/or which flower do you feel best represents you?
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
⚠️🚨A PICTURE FROM THE SET OF THE NEW LIVE ACTION ZELDA HAS BEEN LEAKED!!!! SPOILERS BELOW!!!!!!🚨⚠️
"well excuuuuse me princess!"
lmao hell yeah jeff 🤣
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”
“Sensible” says Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?”
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
“I kicked her in the face.”
might actually sleep at a reasonable time tonight idk feeling wild
regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!
"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?
I usually try to not post things off of twitter and stick to my own, originak content… but this shit too real and hurtful i need thoughts
The lawd is good🤩🤩
Hey, y'all! Working on the reboot of 'A Rabbit and a Mouse Walk Onto a Movie Set...', and want to get feedback on the working synopsis! I was hoping the story to be much more ambitious this time around. Enjoy!
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Touchstone Studios has officially started production for their latest film based on the hit novel, "Who Censored Roger Rabbit?". It was regarded as incredibly ambitious for the rinky-dink studio, who was simply a brand run by Disney for films the higher ups didn't have much faith in. To make it even worse, within the first few months of production, the film went through three different directors, budget cuts, and threats to cancel the movie altogether. As a last resort, the company's CEO calls for you to salvage the film.
Working with toons was always a struggle, but working with toons from rival studios was even worse. In order for you to recieve more funding for this soul-sucking, expensive money-vaccuum of a movie, you're forced to resort to an all-time low... cameos from Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse, and their own respective band of friends.
And just as you think the silly antics of hyper-active toons isn't enough, a long string of actors going missing on set placed the cherry on top for this recipe for disaster.
You're gonna need a lot more coffee to get through this.
