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A funny moment that happened while Zane, my Central City friend, was visiting for the holiday.
Me and Zane walking home at night:
Zane: *Sneezes*
Red Robin(I think, sounded like him): Bless you
Zane, looking around like a madman, looking for the voice: God?
"Let it snow" without the Le is Tits now
Thank you for that information, Harley Quinn
Look, don't get me wrong. I know Batman is like, hella intelligent.
But I will always question his method in naming things... for example
Batmobile, batarang, batwing...dude
You know you're in Gotham when you can't go to uni without at least 1 bird or bat checking on you.
Like, I get most educated people become some sort of villain here, buy its kinda hard to study whiLE BEENING WATCHED ALL THE TIME!
I've already lived here for about 4 years, but I'm looking for a new café, so expect to see me there.
My old one burned down a week ago...
You know you're in Gotham when you can't go to uni without at least 1 bird or bat checking on you.
Like, I get most educated people become some sort of villain here, buy its kinda hard to study whiLE BEENING WATCHED ALL THE TIME!
Gimme questions too
Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
Fun fact, a group of robins is called a round. This makes sense to me because I'm 80% sure none of the Robin's have ever been fully straight
As a med student, I know what this feels like to a T. I'm a little more understanding of why I see the bats patrolling the university so much...
Gotham law school is crazy.
I’ve watched over 15 videos of Harvey Dent in his law days talking about policies and regulations that he put in place, and all I can think is “oh hey. It’s the dude who held me at gunpoint a few months ago. Heh.”
Part of my tooth randomly fell out...
Wonder if that's from the lead exposure, chemical exposure, or all the walls I've run into? I don't feel any pain, so I'm leaning towards chemical.
3 of my friends from uni are wanted criminals, guess which city I'm from...
Being an M.E. with dyslexia is great.
"Can you explain this to me? How is this even possible!?"
Sees that I wrote "scatoma¹ in the eye" instead of "scotoma² in the eye"
"Oh no, I fucked up"
¹A type of tumor...not near the eye...at all, Google at your own discretion
²A blindspot in your vision
I wanna know where Bats gets his batarangs. In fact, I wanna know where all of them get their rangs. We have so many of them in evidence lock up...
Just had to go check evidence for somethin, all the rangs are gone. So that answers my question
The fuckers steal them from the evidence lockup
I wanna know where Bats gets his batarangs. In fact, I wanna know where all of them get their rangs. We have so many of them in evidence lock up...
Metropolis folk are kinda in the loop by this point. You want a good reaction, say this to a friend from Central City... that shit is hilarious
Your Metropolis friend when you tell them to bring a gas mask when they visit:
Not a hc, 100% true
hc that outside Gotham Bruce Wayne is a stony businessman that has a tough and scary exterior while in gotham #whatwillbruciedonext? is a real and constantly trending tag. if he gets interviewed by people from outside gotham he's Mr. Wayne, a CEO with an iron fist and a unshakable façade while in Gotham he's Brucie Wayne who once fought a revolving door and lost.
Only in Gotham do we not only know, but kinda ignore the fact the Bruce Wayne's youngest son has murdered before...
It's probably fine
Waiting for some cringy ass villain to use Hazbin Hotel as crime inspiration
I'm lookin at you, Riddles
That's not exactly true... While yes, autism can be hereditary, that doesn't mean directly from the parents. My brother is autistic and the closest family member that most likely had autism was my uncle.
Autism can also just kinda... happen? It can be a birth "defect" too...
I ain't saying you do or don't have it, actually don't really know why I doing this at all...
are you autistic by any chabce
I have been told by a lot of people that they think that I am, and i get very overwhelmed sometimes. I have to leave loud rooms a lot.
i keep meaning to talk with a doc about it, but there arent many in Gotham who are safe to work with with any mental health things..... :-(
How the fuck does Dick Grayson not know what rizz is? That's the real question...
@onetruewayne
What is "Rizz" and why does Tim lack it?
As hard as it's gonna be, I need you to do some acting for me. Well, it probably won't be acting. You need to stay afraid. Everyone is gonna to tell you to calm down, but that's not the reaction the Joker wants right now.
The GCPD is all over this, Spoiler just dropped in, we're gonna find you.
@kingofpuzzles Spoiler is lookin for ya, she means no harm, just wants to find Duke.
Uhhhhh, sooooo, your brother's been kidnapped by the Joker... Duke is not havin a good time...
WHAT!!!
I LEAVE FOR 2 DAYS AND THIS HAPPENS!!!
Is he okay? @ohgodtheresanotherone are you okay?! Oh God, ooooh God