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Poor Fredo

"Hagen nodded. “OK, Clemenza and I will go over all the people and put together a group to do the Vegas job. Do you want me to call Freddie home for few days?” The Don shook his head. He said cruelly, “What for? My wife can still cook our meals. "Let him stay out there.”

From The Godfather Novel.

I want a show about an expert assassin who gets hired to kill this person and they stalk them for a while to get a feel for their schedule. But it turns out that the person has adhd and _no_ concept of time or space and the assassin keeps trying to find increasingly hilarious ways to get them alone and get the job over with and they fail every single time. And at the end of each episode the assassin angrily scratches out one of the ways they tried to kill this guy. Like they straight up got their mark a position of power with a very strict schedule and the person _still_ finds a way not to abide by said schedule.

Can you imagine the shenanigans that would ensue