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Two Bros
Chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz theyre not gay
So aparently my mom had a crush on Will Wheaton when she was junger and befor i could proces that the guy i know because he can't roll above a 3 in DnD was in Star Trek. She showed us a foto of him in the show and said befor i could even open my mouth "people who aren't atracted to guys can not judge me on this!"
Like .... I fell so seen and exepted yet so confused and shoked
My husband on 2nd place
Congrats honey
actually hilariously enough stepping on a flag is seen as deeply disrespectful. so even if this guy is a massive trumpy/republican or general queerphobe, he's actually being a massive ally lol
and also he's wearing jean shorts and riding a pole sooo....
This isn’t my greatest work but lesbian and gay solidarity
The order it goes cause it’s indirect 😒
1-barb
2-riff
3-barb
4-riff
I was had cross country practice today and during my run me and friends we're roasting each other in the "it's the ... for me" way.
One of my friends says to me, "It's the always making gay jokes for me." Which I get, that's fair. But my other friend has the AUDACITY to immediately say, "it's the BEING a gay joke for me."
Like I love her but what the hell
Overly homophobic guys are a lot like tomatoes. Most people put tomatoes in the vegetable category, but they’re actually fruits. Just like everyone assumes that those guys are straight but they’re actually just in the closet
So guys... Gillion Tidestrider. But, hear me out, Gay Jokes by Rio Romeo.
And Now I will analyze each verse and tell you why this song IS ABOUT Gillion
Bro NEVER confronts his feelings, he constantly invalidates his own emotions in favor of other's. The only time he speaks up is when prompted, and then PUSHED.
Its just the truth, he keeps being funny despite genuinely being banished. Like dude, that's FUCKED up, it's not your responsibility to make people feel better about WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
I imagine that in this context 'being gay' is more like being a person, his life was wrecked because he has fucking emotions and thoughts and acted on them. And in this case his 'mother' is probably more like the elders or the undersea in general because he got banished. And No, he WILL NOT recover, his life fucking sucked.
This is just so him saying that he got banished to Chip and Jay. His head feels 'underground' because he was fucking PANICKING. "The joke is gone" they know he's not officially the champion anymore, they know he lied. But they don't care that he got banished, why would they? Gill is their friend, that doesn't change anything. And Gillion is more comfortable, able to be open to them.
His childhood WASN'T a childhood, and every joke or reference he makes simply highlights that. I think in this context the 'you' is us, the viewers. We laugh at the joke, and then realize what the fuck he actually just said and take in how horrible it actually is.
That's what Gillion does. He makes light of bad situations, on the surface for others, but also to try and hide and ignore his past trauma. 'It may not be so funny to you all, But know I am having quite a fucking ball' to me this feels more like behind Gillion, as in it being Charlie. We are all horrified at how horrible Gillion's life was and Charlie always grins whenever we bring it up.
He is traumatized, and I fucking love it. Can you tell?
mom, friends, I have something to tell you; I’m a thespian
*starts tap dancing*
oh also I like girls
wait so is bisexual "i play both teams" and pansexual is "i dont care what team it is i just want them to both have fun?"
new concept: transgender vampires
it’ll be called ✨✨Transylvania✨✨