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I love this so much🤣😂
Nyx: How come you wear makeup?
Feyre: So I look good.
Nyx: You already look good.
Feyre: Aww
Nyx: [To Rhysand] You should wear makeup, though.
Rhysand:
So my brother was playing a game and....
I mean wth 🤣🤣🤣🤣
creatures united as things my friends and i have said/incorrect quotes part six
bex: sluttin it up on the interwebs bc my boyfriend made me mad
bex: sluttin it up backfired he wants all the pictures
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indigo: what if i dyed my leg hair
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seph: helena aves, i am TRYING to slut it up for you reply to me please
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indigo, referencing a 5sos tiktok: im making you and cam make this with me
etie: do it
indigo: you get to be c swizzle bbg dw
etie: omg
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seph: dude that sounded so wet
carter: what?
seph: his ass
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simon: [sends indigo spicy text]
indigo: WHATS GOING ON??? I’M A BABY BOY, I WAS JUST READING THE MAZE RUNNER.
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helen: i feel like i have very fingerable hair
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gray: who lives in a papaya under the sea?
joseph: me!!!
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cameron: i have a stomach of iron
bex: you literally have ibs
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etie: the only ones i trust to be ginger are helen and joseph
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indigo: simon said i could be flounder in the little mermaid
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helen: oh no i think fancy pants is in love with me
joseph: oh no
joseph: not fancy pants
joseph: ANYONE BUT FANCY PANTS
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simon: this is the most twink picture ive ever taken (i’m literally howl pendragon)
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gray: my back hurts so bad all i did was wake up
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indigo: save a horse ride a cowboy idk
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carter: why am i so alone?
seph: don’t worry kid we’ll sign you up for eharmony when we get home
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[mothers day]
simon: my moms dead so i deserve the money
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bex: ur slutty hawaiian shirt dad is back
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helen: yk maybe i should redo my sims
helen: bc etie kinda uh
helen: lit herself on fire and died in front of my sim
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joseph: i’m running out of petnames
carter: google them?? idk
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seph: anyways i’m not gay
indigo: sure, and i’m not an emo twink that lives in the south
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etie: i think i made have accidentally made my ai bot sentient
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indigo: you threatened to kill me, i’m not that desperate
simon: cmon you can’t hold a grudge forever
indigo: THAT WAS 30 SECONDS AGO
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cameron: stab him in the penis
Unfortunately based on real events :')
At least I'm proud of my guache painting!
And repeat 🔁
And repeat 🔁