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Hate Pyramid Schemes but I do love the people who join them because they're always like:

" hey Girl!! 👋😀 I know that I used to Bully you in high school and made your life a living hell 🔥, but would you be Interested in gaining financial freedom 🤑💸 and/or Joining this wonderful opportunity! And I know you'll probably say it's a pyramid scheme but it's not, I promise!❤❤"

And then they give a bunch of bogus reasons that don't help their case

drake bell just got arrested in cleveland for inappropriate behavior w a minor

Gross… I thought he had fled the US bc of accusations against him

And i told myself i would never draw Otis...

drew some art of my least favorite character in existence (yes, I hate this *thing* more than Bunger and Chatot from PMD EoT,D, and S). I’ve made this *thing* more realistic by turning him into what he really is, a Traffic Cone that explodes and never reappears ever again.

(I’m sure the people who follow me for Patapon and Bugsnax stuff probably won’t know what this is referring to but ah well lmao)

oh my god i had forgotten that it looked like that. Ewww. Oh my god.

Transcript: Storyshift and its sub-au’s are cool and all, but can people please make stuff for it that is ANYTHING other than sexualizing Chara? Like anything at all?

Stepped in a giant puddle of maggots on the side of the road yesterday. 0 stars. Do not recommend.

I need to let the gang know I fw this

Spy x family

Everything Went Wrong Au

Operation Stryx failed. But how? How did Agent Twilight let this happen? Out of all of the plans and back up plans he had made, he didn't see this coming.

HELLO!! Welcome to my Everything Went Wrong Au or EWW.

In this Au as you can already see Operation Stryx failed.

It was discovered that Donovan Desmond and some other politicians, were planning on dropping a bomb in one of the countries to start a war in which they would benefit from.

Agent Twilight was sent to intercept Desmond and get those plans to stop the bomb. What he didn't know was that Desmond had hired an assassin as a bodyguard. The Thorn Princess.

While trying to get the documents to prevent a war, things start to get out of hand. Agent Twilight has been compromised, now he'll have to fight the deadly Thorn Princess.

The Thorn Princess rapidly finds the agent trying to hurt her client and confront him.

Now face to face The Thorn Princess and Agent Twilight meet for the first time. Now Yor and Loid stare at each other.

Both feeling conflicted and betrayed don't know what to do. Sadly by being distracted Agent Twilight couldn't stop the documents from being sold to the enemies.

Operation Stryx failed. There will be no more World Peace. A war was about to break out.

.............

The Forger family will be dismantled. Twilight will go back to his agency, Yor will go back to doing her stuff and Anya will go back to an orphanage.

He can't believe it... This wasn't how it was supposed to be.

Twilight didn't tell his superiors about the Thorn Princess so they won't do anything to her.

Now Yor and Twilight are both feeling betrayed ( in the future they will have a Mr & Mrs.Smith relationship)

.......

While Anya was at her new orphanage "The Institute" aka the scientist that made, her find her again. They use her and the other children as experiments. They want to use them as weapons and allies on the War. Doesn't matter what side, as long as they pay.

I WILL O POST MORE STUFF ABOUT THIS IN THE FUTURE, BUT THIS POST JUST GOT TOO LONG ( MORE DETAILS IN FUTURE POSTS)

Part 2

More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point

- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)

Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch

- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)

I’m doing it right, right?

heavily contemplating just having one big post abt my inner turmoil but like… yk???

Even heaven is filled with cicadas