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2 years ago
A Little More Empires Today From My New Dorm Room!!!

A little more Empires today from my new dorm room!!!

Joel is so definitely 11 feet tall in the lore.


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2 years ago
"the Gods Envy Us. They Envy Us Because We're Mortal, Because Any Moment Might Be Our Last. Everything's

"the gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything's more beautiful because we're doomed."

since its a bit hard to see him, here's a close up of my god!joel

"the Gods Envy Us. They Envy Us Because We're Mortal, Because Any Moment Might Be Our Last. Everything's

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1 year ago

I don’t think season 2 Joel is a god but I do think the headcannon I’ve seen of Joel from season 1 and season 2 being the same person is true 

I believe what happened was that after his palace was destroyed and his loved ones went missing joel searched for a purpose to distract himself from the grief 

He still wanted to leave behind a legacy so he became obsessed with building his magnum opus a statue just like his citizens but so much more he would get giant muscles and be very tall and have the power of a god

he based the design off of myths like Zeus because he was inspired by his wife who was debatably a goddess also he used famous Greek sculptures as references 

While He is the same Joel from season 1 he is not an immortal god like he claims he is It would be ironic because it would make him making fun of Jimmy for being a toy hypocritical 

I also think the reason Joel targets Jimmy so much is because they used to be brothers in laws and he used to think Jimmy was a great ally and friend so seeing someone with the same face and even some similarities in personality being a corrupt sheriff well it infuriates him to no end 


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1 year ago

tiny Tom headcannon

First things first tiny tom is a girl and a little bit bratty 

she is one of those kids that is obsessed with the idea of a fairy tale happily ever after and when she was abandoned she latched on to that idea and like Jimmy she has a depressing tally board to count the days her goal has not been reached but instead of it being for a train to be build it’s for the days of her not getting her idealized Prince Charming

She admires gem because she is a princess and just like her dads she has delusions about having authority and power so she’s very bossy to the annoyance of everyone plus her father is a god so it’s really bad

she inherited jimmy’s rigid morals and dislike of disrespect and ability to pick her self up

she inherited Joel’s expensive taste and god like strength and patience she doesn’t do things in halves

She loves her brother Hermes but is such a textbook annoying little sister that she manages to be the only that has ever driven the sweet Hermes to loose his patience

They had a very bad first meeting when she found she had a brother she got together a “contract’ and wanted Hermes to agree to unreasonable demands like letting her use his stuff or something like that

Don’t be mistaken Hermes loves her to but there relationship is not the best because he’s obviously the favorite of Joel and he inherited more god powers still she got super strength and is very much capable of picking up both her dads

When she’s older like in her tweens she started to look for parents and it was then she was told who they where

So She went to meet them and when she met Joel it wasn’t good he told her to go back to where she was and when she got pissed he pointed her towards Jimmy so she would take her complains to him instead

Jimmy agreed to let her stay and is very strict but she is the stereotypical bratty daughter so as you can imagine they bicker o lot she also has super strength which makes disciplining her very difficult 

she hates living in tumble town because it’s dirty and she has to do dirty chores she longs to live in stratos but She doesn’t have a roof over her head there and because she still wants to connect to her dads she stays in tumble town

whenever Joel comes he gives her random gifts to piss off jimmy and she worships the ground joel walks on because she is desperate for his approval but she doesn’t respect her other dad who hops from underestimating and babying her to showing disapproval whenever she does something childish

Jimmy try’s to be a dad but the last time he saw her she was a kid and he missed a lot 

over time they do get close but jimmys has a lot to learn and toms got a lot of maturing to do before she gets the picture


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1 year ago

I propose a new curse idea in empires called the curse of the mesa any empire that is located in that biome will have an emperor that is doomed to go insane and is associated with themes of delusions and denial there death will be the same as the ones before them they will die of heart break


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1 year ago

This is empires season 1 king Joel’s weapon of choice

This Is Empires Season 1 King Joels Weapon Of Choice

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2 years ago

Hermes Headcanons:

-He was a regular shulker who followed Joel home and then fell into the fountain, sausage found him and adopted him with Joel.

-He is really good at playing the lyre and the panpipe

-He can speak to plants

-His favorite flower is the Crocus Flower

-Really likes Lizzie and has tried to set her up with Joel multiple times

-Sausage is low-key really protective of him. Reason? He’s scared he will be taken away by the king

-Has tiny little wings on his back

-When Sausage is away and he’s in sanctuary he usually stays with Eddie

-He brings mail to all the empire rulers and most of them find him adorable


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2 years ago

This is amazing holy crap the talent

In The Last 24 Hours I Have Watched 1 Million Hours Of Joel Smallishbeans Videos (real)

in the last 24 hours i have watched 1 million hours of joel smallishbeans videos (real)

i cannot stand. how his empires skin looks, this was my best try at a biblically accurate and more importantly COOL interpretation of those damnable pixels. i refuse to fully render this, too much embroidery


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2 years ago

Empires zombie apocalypse

so I had an idea for an empires au thats been on my mind for weeks and its been killing me so I'll put it here zombie apocalypse au (modern setting) I'll put some ideas that I brainstormed 1. respawn exists in this au, dying by a zombie causes permadeath (technically)

life before this was basically canon empires smp but put in modern day setting Scott- I haven't thought of much regarding him other than he's a rich bitch, a sassy one. i feel like he gets stuck in a museum. no idea why really. i just thought it'd be fun with the whole canon empires and him with the magical items. (i decided midway writing this that he has a denim jacket with wings embroidered on the back with gold string) Lizzie- has just moved in to empires, has no clue what happened and is living with Joel, they were together when this whole thing started, aLSO is it just me or do I picture them just using a rake as weapons? also axolotls. Shrub and Katherine- they were childhood friends and almost lost touch but they reconnected recently, ALSO ALSO treehouse. need I say more?? Xornoth- They got separated with Scott during the start of this all, and Scott believes that they're dead. they survived by climbing up one of those apartment ladder thingies?? i don't remember what their called. but anyways, he looms around quietly and watches as chaos ensues. Fwhip and Gem- I feel like him and his older sister gem moved here for family reasons, he's a pyrotechnic. fireworks and all that. they got stuck in their apartment when everything happened. Gem on the other hand, is a veterinary school studentwth her one cat violet and her two big doggos (other dragons did she name them??)

thats all I have for now, feel free to make suggestions! I'm not much of a writer but I hope you like it


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2 years ago

It's Joel's turn :3

It's Joel's Turn :3

Wait- really Joel? You just woke up and you're already stealing Jimmy's cookies! Leave Jimmy's cookies, I'll get some for you later, but stop grabbing Jimmy's cookies -^- anyway- where's Lizzie? I thought you were with her


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