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NEW ANIMATIC IS FINALLY OUT!! I mostly made this on a whim because I am of the correct opinion that Izzy Hands and Pearl from Steven Universe are the same character in different fonts, but uh...that might have not been the best excuse to make an animatic because you can tell I kind of got sick of it by the end and I couldn’t be assed to color it in but I never have to look at it again so!
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Have I mentioned how much I fucking love Izzy Hands
His full name is Israel which is cool as hell
Historically he’s like 16 🤔
He has grey hair
He lives in the walls
He’s fallen over multiple times
He can use a sword
He hates unicorns
He is a unicorn
He’s homophobic
He’s gay
He’s swallowed at least 2 of his own toes
“Foot” 😑
He’s probably an alcoholic
He wears one glove
While drunk and missing one limb he managed to rip the legs off a decorative horse on the front of the ship (HOW??)
“I suppose they look like sausages”
He can sing
He can sing in French as well
The little X on his cheek
He wears makeup
He says FOCK
He’s indestructible (almost whoops)
What kind of last name is Hands
He’s played by Con O’Neil (do I need to elaborate?)
Short 🤏
His VOICE is PERFECTION
He has a horse leg
✨“ooohh… oohh… daddy…”✨
He got hit in the face with a sandwich
He doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
He knows songs that won’t even be invented for another 300 years
Emo
“👌”
He’s a silly billy
Gorgeous gorgeous girls feel nauseous all the time and use that expertise to write angst!
Here's a short self-indulgent fic I wrote while I was on the ferry! Feel free to give it a read if you want Izzy Hands to suffer (romantic) for his homophobic crimes this pride month, if you think 2022 is the time to embrace all the angst, or if you've wondered why no one else before Ed held Izzy's hair back while he went about his Spewer Activities.
It's all in the tags and summary. I'm very open to feedback!
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