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Irene: We're not mad, we just want to know why you two would need fake IDs.

Kurt: *Incoherent mumbling*

Raven: Anna, what did your brother say?

Rogue: ...you need to be over eighteen at Petco to hold the puppies.

Kurt: In French, you don’t say “I miss you” you say “tu me manques” which means “you are missing from me” and I think that’s beautiful.

Rogue: Here, you don’t say “you all” you say “y’all” which means you all, unless there’s more people, then you say “all y’all” which means “all you all” and I think that’s beautiful.

Kurt: How the hell are we related?!

Villain: We have your Mom.

Kurt: Which one?

Villain: ...what?

Kurt: You heard me.

Villain: Blue skin, yellow eyes, a weird skull thing on her head?

Kurt: Oh, you mean my ren! Yeah, no, you don’t have them. They have you.

Rogue: Raven and Irene didn’t raise a quitter but they did raise a homosexual idiot.

Kurt: More than one.

Raven: The school’s policy is if you see something, say something.

Kurt: Ren!

Raven: Yeah?

Kurt: Yesterday I saw a big frog!

Raven: Thank you. This is exactly what I mean.