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A new outlook on our boys...
Here I am, a month or so later, updating this post because SOOOO much has changed.
1st. Jimin is still technically my bias, but I felt he should be promoted to something more important because I love him to pieces!! The only thing I could come up with is PahDehRah, which I’m sure pissed Castiel off (see my main blog for that), but I mean it’s true. Park Jimin is my Always and Forever just like Cas.
2nd, we have my bias wrecker Jeon Jungkook...that little shit...he can still make me forget my own damned name sometimes, Jesus, Kookie should come with a damned warning label.
Jin and Yoongi (Suga) have been fighting for spot number 3 for different reasons... I still consider Jin my husband and damn if I wouldn’t do anything that man asked, including have 12 of his children...even considering my age and how little time I have left to have children. He’s a damn Angel and we don’t deserve him. Yoongi, on the other hand, I’ve gotten over my fear/aversion of because I figured out what the problem was. He’s a Pisces. 9 times out of 10, I can spot a Pisces a mile away and am usually turned off or scared of them because of past experiences. Needless to say, I’ve gotten over it because he’s my perfect lil squish and I love him DEARLY also his endless talents so much....not to mention he is SOOOO DADDY AF and I would not have any issues with him handcuffing me to the bed and plowing me like the back 40. (Midwesterners will understand that.)
TaeBae or Taehyung/V is still in 4th and is still only a sound that resembles “nnnngghhhunnngggg” because when I see him I can only make incoherent noises...and his voice? JFC HELP. Also, I have an amazingly strong level of trust for him. Like I don’t even know him obviously, but I would trust him with anything/everything without question or hesitation. Idk.
I’ve also recently found myself slipping into the Namjoon trash pile, much to my nieces chagrin. Namjoon is her bias and her everything and I don't’ wanna take him from her, but I can definitely see him coming to visit every once in a while as a weekend lover that helps me break my bed.
Last, but not least, we have J-Hope...the one I swore was my “Son” and I would protect and love him at all costs....until I happened upon a smut fic about him, couldn’t stop reading, and let’s just say that I CANNOT watch Blood, Sweat, and Tears or Mic Drop without looking at our precious Hobi in a WHOLE new light.
Kookie is still my favorite vocalist because he has soooo much passion when he sings. It’s ethereal.
Suga is still my favorite rapper because, let’s face it, dude is HELLA talented.
I’m finally torn on my favorite dancer only because J Hope SHINES in Mic Drop and Bapsae....I mean he’s just stellar.
However, I can only describe it as Jimin “comes alive” when he dances to Dope and Fire....it’s like his body becomes one with the music. It’s so fluid and natural it’s frightening. If I didn’t know better, I would say he’s Fred Astaire’s great great grandson because my GODS.....Jimin is spectacular. I must also add that Kookie has become quite the dance prodigy himself. He never ceases to amaze me as he continues to visibly and obviously improve his skills.
Again, we don’t deserve them
Now, on a side note. I first got into K-Pop by listening to EXO...”Promise”, “Universe”, “Peter Pan”, and “Overdose” to be exact....and as much as I found myself loving BTS (both for the talent, performance, and yes...looks), I wondered why they had no songs that “moved me” the way EXO could.
Yeah....
Needless to say, I was able to listen to “Let Go” when it was released yesterday and not only did I cry like a bitch, but it’s exactly what I wanted/needed to hear from Bangtan Sonyeondan.
They are so beautiful, inside and out, and I’m telling you we don’t deserve them, but they’ve decided to claim us as ARMY and I count it as a blessing.
Ok, I’ve rambled enough for now. Won’t be up too much longer, just finishing my supper and perhaps take a shower before bed instead of before work.
If you wanna talk, you know where to find me.
So the new album is coming very soon...
and of course, as soon as the tracklist was released, I started looking to YouTube because I’m a poor bitch who currently works paycheck to paycheck and may not even be able to feed myself the rest of the week until I get paid again on Friday. ANYWAY........
I found the Fake Love (Rocking Vibe Mix) had been release on BangtanTV
I listened to it.
Oh dear sweet baby jeebus, why? Just why??
As someone who loves nearly every type of music ever created, my first thought was, “This sounds like ‘Rock Band’ video game tried to cover/accompany Fake Love to get out of royalty dues.” because it’s literally Fake Love with the most generic rock backing I may have ever heard. ICKY!!
As someone who’s been a ‘metalhead’ almost as many years as she’s been alive, I’m telling you, there are 50+ bands that could have helped with this song and made it EPIC, but the first two that came to mind? (because they would have not only RESPECTED the original, they would’ve called in BTS to approve it before they did anything...)
Breaking Benjamin (because of the ‘feel’ of the song because they could literally take any BTS love/angst song and not only ‘Americanize’ it, but do it justice AND make you FEEL THAT SHIT BITCHES!!)
and
Five Finger Death Punch (if you wanted to inject a ‘punch’ or ‘RAWR’ to the song, but still keep it melodic because the lead singer of 5FDP is astonishingly brilliant.)
I could suggest more, but why bother?
People who WANT BTS to collab with western artists can’t stop sucking Nial Horan, Charlie Puth, Kanye, John Legend, and Shawn Mendes’ dicks long enough to realize there are better, but maybe lesser known artists that would work better?
Just like I told my roommate the other day when he played BTS to ‘placate’ me after I got home from a MISERABLE shift at work....He says;
“How about this BTS remix?“....he starts playing it and the ONLY thing that went through my mind and came out my mouth was, “I only trust Steve Aoki with BTS remixes....I would’ve trusted Avicci, but bless him, he’s no longer with us, so turn that DISASTER off!!” and I’m telling you, truer words were never spoken because it sounded like BTS mashed up with Nintendo/Windows 98 sounds!!
Now I think I see why Western BTS ARMY are afraid for them to get famous/become a household name over here because culture/society will warp them into some kind of Backstreet Boys/NKOTB/Psy monstrosity, won’t they?
*sigh*
I cry.
Updated to add
Three Days Grace with OR WITHOUT Adam Gontier aka new lead singer of Saint Asonia. would’ve been a better choice.
Jesus take the wheel....
So the new album is coming very soon...
and of course, as soon as the tracklist was released, I started looking to YouTube because I’m a poor bitch who currently works paycheck to paycheck and may not even be able to feed myself the rest of the week until I get paid again on Friday. ANYWAY……..
I found the Fake Love (Rocking Vibe Mix) had been release on BangtanTV
I listened to it.
Oh dear sweet baby jeebus, why? Just why??
As someone who loves nearly every type of music ever created, my first thought was, “This sounds like ‘Rock Band’ video game tried to cover/accompany Fake Love to get out of royalty dues.” because it’s literally Fake Love with the most generic rock backing I may have ever heard. ICKY!!
As someone who’s been a ‘metalhead’ almost as many years as she’s been alive, I’m telling you, there are 50+ bands that could have helped with this song and made it EPIC, but the first two that came to mind? (because they would have not only RESPECTED the original, they would’ve called in BTS to approve it before they did anything…)
Breaking Benjamin (because of the ‘feel’ of the song because they could literally take any BTS love/angst song and not only ‘Americanize’ it, but do it justice AND make you FEEL THAT SHIT BITCHES!!)
and
Five Finger Death Punch (if you wanted to inject a ‘punch’ or ‘RAWR’ to the song, but still keep it melodic because the lead singer of 5FDP is astonishingly brilliant.)
I could suggest more, but why bother?
People who WANT BTS to collab with western artists can’t stop sucking Nial Horan, Charlie Puth, Kanye, John Legend, and Shawn Mendes’ dicks long enough to realize there are better, but maybe lesser known artists that would work better?
Just like I told my roommate the other day when he played BTS to ‘placate’ me after I got home from a MISERABLE shift at work….He says;
“How about this BTS remix?“….he starts playing it and the ONLY thing that went through my mind and came out my mouth was, “I only trust Steve Aoki with BTS remixes….I would’ve trusted Avicci, but bless him, he’s no longer with us, so turn that DISASTER off!!” and I’m telling you, truer words were never spoken because it sounded like BTS mashed up with Nintendo/Windows 98 sounds!!
Now I think I see why Western BTS ARMY are afraid for them to get famous/become a household name over here because culture/society will warp them into some kind of Backstreet Boys/NKOTB/Psy monstrosity, won’t they?
*sigh*
I cry.
Hey Guys!
So, I tried to work on this blog a little last night, but didn’t like the changes, so here I’m back at it again. I think I finally found a name that I like and fits with what the majority of my blog will contain, but not limited to; BTS, GOT7, and MonstaX content. Now I just need to work on my theme/header/profile picture before I start posting again. I'm also going to be posting a re-introduction of myself and what you can expect to find here in my little corner of the internet.
Also, this is a sideblog, so you won’t find me following or sending mail/messages from here, but I’m also not a Tumblr newbie either. I’ve had my main blog for 5 years as of August 2019, so I have experience with posting, keeping a tagging system, creating navigational links, and Tumblr etiquette in general, so you should have a pleasant, well organized experience when visiting me here. 80% of my posts will probably be reblogs of various photos/posts of my favorite idols from my favorite Tumblr bloggers (which I will scheduling a queue of because #1, I’ve accumulated 865 posts in my drafts because I’m apparently a post hoarder and #2, so you guys won't get bored while waiting for the re-construction to be complete), while the other 20% will be fic recs and eventually my own fics, as I've been working on writing about a half dozen Kpop stories for a little over a year now.
Thanks, in advance, for your patience as I work on getting this blog back up and running again.
I Purple You All.
Pardon me for a moment, but I had a fucked up day at work, (including a customer calling in and threatening suicide over $162 I WISH I was kidding, but I'm not) Christmas has NO meaning at all to me and I'm going to spend Christmas Eve and Christmas Day at work because I have no where else to be. I've also had a pint of whiskey but that's neither here nor there.
I wanna talk about the Wonho situation.
Now I've not been a Monbebe THAT long, but it's been long enough I did this... proudly...
and I'm beyond disgusted by the way Wonho has been treated. Like I said in my Twitter update, Wonho did the equivalent of farting in public (in America) and he's been thrown in the garbage. ENOUGH.
I don't give two shits or a rats ass if he smoked weed. Good for him. I'm allergic to the shit, but if it worked for him, more power to him.
Now, he owes some money. Whoopty shit, so does everyone in America if you were born after 1972 because; taxes. Besides, what he owes? He could pay off five times over and not notice.
This is so much bullshit.
People wanna act like Lee Hoseok murdered someone and HE DID NOT. People wanna act like he's the scum of the earth...HE IS NOT.
I'm over it!! Square up, StarSHIT, I'm ready to dance. I'm tired of y'all making our bunny out to be a demon when his fans, especially me, is more hellbound than he'll ever be.
Swallow (or choke...I DON'T care) on your pride and BRING 👏 HIM 👏HOME👏 before I fly out there and knock you so flat, you'll have to roll down your socks to shit!!
Signed,
An angry Monbebe who's had enough.
So I tried to set a queue the other day and it didn't work... However, I found I was NOT the only one and there were a lot of Tumblr users who set queues that disappeared.
Either way, I'm going to work on writing tonight, but in the meantime I am just curious if my new followers have any questions about me...so...
Welcome to Danni's "Ask Me Questions"
Send in your questions, anonymous or not, and I will answer them as I write.
To help you with your curiosity, I will give you a little bit of information about me first...
I'm a veteran fanfic writer and my main blog is almost 6 years old.
I've been a K-pop fan for about 3 years now and my top three favorites are BTS, Got7, and Monsta X, but they are not limited to those groups.
I'm not really looking for new followers, but if they come I will welcome them with open arms.... But I'm just wanting to interact with the followers that I have.
Send in your questions!!
Hello. Just curious about your bias list. Do you have one. Love you storie and pls continue
Thank you for your ask.
I guess I do have a bias list, but it's complicated.
While BTS was the first group I biased, stuck by Monsta X was the very first K-Pop song I ever heard... Then I found Got7's variety shows and I fell down a rabbit hole.
Here is my bias list as clear and concise as I can make it:
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BTS:
Jin: My Husband; he is pretty much everything that I've ever wanted in a husband and a best friend. He is a beautiful human being... More so inside than out, believe it or not.
Yoongi: My Daddy. I don't even know where to begin with him. He is so gifted when it comes to human language... Not just Korean and not just English... It's like he FEELS it and can convey it back to us no matter what regional language it comes from. His personality seems to be mine, truly to a T. I desperately want the World to turn this man loose because he is capable of so much greatness on so many levels.
Namjoon: My Weekend Lover...This man... I truly don't even know where to begin. First and foremost, he feeds my craving for intelligence. He is so incredibly smart but he twists it and uses it in a musical way. As much as I hate to say it, had he been born American, he would have won Nobel Peace prizes by now... Not just for his lyrics, but for his general and PERFECT understanding of The Human Condition. I'm not really one to believe in reincarnation, but this is not this man's first time here. He will accomplish so much good in this world if humanity just lets him.
Hobi: My Sunshine and Motivational Lover. We already know according to previous interviews that Hobi really isn't the sunshine that he's made out to be. I really don't know how he does it, but he has never failed to put a smile on my face and a promise of a good day in my heart. Bless this man.
Jimin: My ULTIMATE bias, my reason for breathing, my everything. Where do I even begin? The very first K-pop video that I ever saw was Blood Sweat and Tears. My niece showed it to me after playing Stuck by Monsta X... my very first K-pop song and "We On", my very first BTS song. I was curious from there, so she showed me BTS performance of Blood Sweat and Tears Live. I won't lie, my first impression of Jimin was that he HAD to be an alien because he was too perfect!! From there I watched every performance and every fancam... And I realized that he owned my ass!! I, then, watched videos that showed his personality and realized I was correct. He is my ultimate bias and he always will be.
Taehyung: My kyfjtjd... No that is not a misspelling, Tae is the only human being to ever make me "keyboard smash" in real life language. He literally makes me short circuit. He is so UNGODLY PHENOMENALLY BEAUTIFUL... His voice is so unique...I have no words.
Jungkook: My very first bias wrecker and the very first K-pop singer to make me cry with his voice; specifically his cover of Paper Hearts. At first I truly didn't understand what a bias wrecker was until I got curious one night and searched up everything Jungkook on YouTube. This boy..... He has a voice that I can only classify as "breathless" because when he sings, no matter WHAT he sings, he leaves you absolutely breathless.
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GOT 7:
JB: My bias and how could he not be? He has the voice of an Angel, but the stare of a demon. Also the personality that he puts forth, fits with mine. Everything about him draws me to him and my gut tells me, "yes this is my human".
Mark: The only word that I can use to describe Mark is "impressive". From what I understand he is a Taiwanese man, born and raised in Los Angeles... America... But he still travelled to Korea to not only learn a new language, but to learn how to become an idol in a totally new environment. He's also extremely athletically inclined and probably one of my favorite rappers ever because of his vocal tone and pitch.
Jinyoung: I already know that I'm wrong and I'm going to catch hell for this, but the way that he is with the fans... Flicking their love away and laughing at them... It's not catchy, it's not cute, and it's not interesting. I find it mean and offensive. To me, I don't find him genuine or appreciative of Ahgase love. I do not like Jinyoung and I'm sorry.
Jackson: This demon. 9 times out of 10, I can look at this man and respect and appreciate all that he does. He's sweet, intelligent, multitalented.... He's going to rule the world one day and that's a world that I will be proud to be a part of.
Youngjae: My first bias wrecker in GOT7. The voice of an ACTUAL Angel sent to Earth. This man...*whew* he seems so open, loving, genuine. He was born to be a singer and his voice was meant to carry to the heavens. I can't put into words why I love Youngjae so much, I just do.
Yugyeom: This lil shit... His performance in the music video for Never Ever is what locked it for me. I started paying attention to him and realize just how talented he is. This man needs to be a professional choreographer for EVERYONE; Kpop or not. I can't say that I'm a big fan of his voice, I'm sorry, but the man can literally create brand new angles as he dances. He's like geometry meets human.
BamBam: This evil little monkey... His personality is amazing. I love his sense of humor. I also love his dedication and his heart. This man started out from the womb, determined to take over the world and he will do exactly that. Whether it be in music, fashion, design, filmmaking, or what, Kunpimook Bhuwakul is a FORCE to be reckoned with.
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Monsta X:
Shownu: This teddy bear... The literal definition of a "roll with the punches" type of guy. A natural protector and the first to volunteer. Let's not forget that he has the voice of any worldwide powerhouse. He will go so far in this life.
Wonho: Right off the bat, I'm going to tell you that this is going to hurt. While Wonho was not my immediate bias (Jooheon...thanks to his variety show episode with Jackson Wang where they went and had dinner in a restaurant and I thought that was Jooheon was The Living End even before I knew who Monsta X was)... Wonho WAS the first one to catch my attention. Because of him, I watched all of the variety shows with Monsta X and really got to see Lee Hoseok's personality... This man... I don't even know where to begin with him!! He is so beautiful, talented, sweet, creative... I literally cannot find a fault with this man. Lee Hoseok seems to be everything that everyone aspires to be, but is too lazy or self-centered to actually follow through with. This man would give his very soul to not only help people, but to give them any kind of happiness. This man has NEVER once put himself before others and would literally sacrifice his own life and DIE to help others. For what he is already done, most people consider him an angel, but apparently his home country considers him less than dirt beneath their feet. I will never understand that and I will always fight against it. Lee Hoseok aka Wonho is the only human being alive that threatens Jimin for the role of my ultimate bias... Anyone that knows Wonho won't question this.
Minhyuk: Thank you, Lawd, for letting this man bless us with his talents even though he was so obviously meant to be a teacher or a father. I'm not sure that I've ever seen another human being that was so obviously put on this Earth to help others until now. Regardless of what he decides to do, this world is a better place because Lee Minhyuk is in it.
Kihyun: I guess he would be considered my bias wrecker... Because his voice is one of the few sounds on this Earth that can make me stop dead in my tracks. I used to have a list of vocal geniuses that I ranked. At that time, Chen from Exo and Jungkook from BTS were the ultimate and no one could beat them... Then I heard the audio version and then saw the video/concert version of Lost in a Dream. No person or song has ever literally brought me to my knees the way Kihyun did with his solo at the end of this song. Yes Jimin from BTS might be my ultimate bias, but Kihyun and that voice of his would be the only thing to make me question that decision.
Hyungwon: This pretty little stick... He's such an intense but welcome surprise. Everyone knows that he's absolutely beautiful and that he has experience as a model. We also know him to be the warm-and-fuzzy baritone voice of Monsta X... But what I think a lot of people don't know, including myself up until recently, is how insanely talented he is as a dancer. He looks like a paper doll that would crumble when you tell him to execute a dance move... When in all reality he's the one behind the scenes creating the dance moves like they were a part of his very being. This man is such an insanely talented dancer and I wish more people knew.
Jooheon: Honey... I don't even know where to begin with this man. Not only is he absolutely drop-dead, heart-stopping, gorgeous, but his heart... He cares about things and loves people so much... probably the LEAST selfish person that I've ever seen in my time alive on this planet. He is so multi-talented... Multilingual, a fierce and important rapper, a beautiful local legend. We do not deserve him.
Changkyun: not only is he absolutely adorable, but he is a linguistic genius. Not only does language itself seem to come natural to him, but he seems to be able to bend it to his will. If this man hadn't been a rapper, he would have been born to be a writer or a speaker... I promise you.
This answer got entirely too long and I can only hope that that it will actually post without distorting or deleting.
I wanna know if you have a bias. Ples keep writing :)
Thank you my love. I do have biases. Please see my previous post to explain.
Your bias is shownu right? What about other groups?
No, my bias isn't Shownu, but I do love him very much. I just made a post about my biases and groups. I hope you can take a look. BTS, Got7, and Monsta X are involved.
Now there are other songs that I like from other groups... Big Bang, SF9, EXO, etc. I'm pretty much open to all music.
Do you listen to girl group? - 😣 shy anon
Awww, shy anon, you are so cute I'm going to explode!! 🎆🎇🎊
I don't have a specific girl group that I like more than others, but there are a few songs that I do enjoy. Off the top of my head I can't remember them though...
As soon as I find the artist and title I will post them, I promise.
Thank you so much for your question.
Good grief!
So, I thought it would be a good idea to set a queue and clear out my drafts as I'm writing UNTIL I realized I have A THOUSAND DRAFTS, it looks like 50% or more are from blogs that no longer exist, and about 25% where the photos are "community guidelines'd" so there's nothing there.
This is gonna take longer than I thought.
Well, I guess have some random gifs/videos of all my cutie patooties?
Dear New Followers:
There's something you need to know before you hit that follow button and get comfortable.
First off, I am a SPN Tumblr Veteran. I joined Tumblr 9/28/2014 at like 3am because I had some Supernatural "feels" that I NEEDED to discuss with the world, apparently.
That being said, I'm a part of an absolutely FERAL and DIABOLICALLY UNHINGED generation of Tumblr.
We were insomniacs who's bloodtype was Coffee, Spite, and Ibuprofen/Tylenol/Wrist Braces for typing because we LIVED inside LibreOffice Writer/Microsoft Word/Google Docs/Notepad/StickyNotes and some of us went old skool and wrote ON and WITH anything we could find. (I actually still have parts of one of my fics that was written on Taco Bell napkins with eyeliner. I wish I was kidding because that really makes me sound like a freak)
We were loud, obnoxious, crude/lewd and exaggerated EVERYTHING because our primary languages were Sarcasm and Hyperbole spoken in Sailor/Construction Worker dialects.
We had our own language such as: we just couldn't "fckuign berehtae" because of a photo set, we "fainted dramatically" because of a video interview.
We were so OVER THE TOP that most folks probably thought we were certifiably insane. That's okay.
So, here we are with the...
Second off...and most importantly...I STILL act like what's described above and do NOT give even a micron of a half of a fuck. Being that outrageous, silly, annoying, and carefree was some of the BEST times of my life.
So, here you will see a lot of tags like:
"omgwtf", "i cnat brerehtae", "FFS/Fer Fuck Sake", *swoon*, *faint dramatically*, "why won't he let me breathe/live", *io34oqurweijfdniu3duief* aka *keyboard smash* and other nonsense adjectives/explanations.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF RIDICULOUSNESS, MOVE ON!!!!!
I DO NOT have the time, energy, or desire to sit here and inform you about how you're opinion doesn't fuckin' matter to anyone but you because you have the ability to scroll the fuck on, nor do I want to waste my crayons/colored pencils/markers drawing you fuckin' pictures on how this is MY PAGE and I will fuckin' post whatever makes MY little heart happy, not yours.
If you've read all this, you feel comfortable, and you want to join my shenanigans...PLEASE DO!!
3rd of all,I love/write for/reblog posts about:
All 7 members of BTS,
GOT7 - except Jinyoung - I have my reasons.
All Monsta X members - except IM/Changkyun - There are TOO MANY fics about him already....the other members need some love for a change!!!! This also includes Wonho.... however if I'm ever specifically asked for "OT6" content? Automatically disqualified, deleted, and dismissed. We don't play that here.
So, now you know what to expect
I came out of Tumblr retirement on 9/30/24 to write for my main blog, but I agree...there's just not enough Wonho smut out there. That's a serious problem
*cracks knuckles*
Ok. That does it. I need some grade-A Wonho smut that I dont have to write 🌚 expeditiously..