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If I ever see Die wearing crocs this is how it’s gonna go down.
Let's just stop and appreciate Die's Crocks. 💕💕
I swear these are not my fault.. not entirely..
>:3
Yesssss!! Spread the word of the crocs!!
(Good job btw, I simply love it!! ♥)
A little sketch comic I made based on a convo from discord-
I drew shadow looking chaotic in crocs, I feel powerful
Just found out that platform crocs are a thing and all I can say is WHY.
Ok confession time. I have just bought a pair of these in black. I know, I know. But I have a good excuse/ reason so I think I’ll get away with it. Rest assured they will never be seen in public. Much.
@darkinternalthoughts I hope they have a bit of extra space in the front to allow for, er..., expansion. Ahem.
Kinda don't want to deal with reality but my outfit feels cute 🐈⬛
Thank you so much
with red riot on your crocs the stars simply align~
Life Tip #42
a comprehensive list of people that everybody should fear!
people who bite into popsicles immediately after they take them out of the freezer
people who eat soft grapes without hesitation
people who drink orange juice immediately after brushing their teeth
anyone who willingly wakes up at five in the morning in A GOOD MOOD
people who reach straight into an oven without an oven mitt and don’t even flinch when the tray makes contact with their bARE ASS SKIN
anyone who can put their hair up in a perfect ponytail in 20 seconds or less without using a mirror bc they are witches. all of them.
literally anybody who wears a strapless bra bc those are brave ppl who are not afraid to fuck !! you !! up !!
anybody who can draw a straight line without a ruler
anybody who can draw perfect circles with one go bc they are the evolved version of the straight line and probably have an iq of 500 and a burning desire to destroy the world
people who have more than five phone numbers memorized in this day and age, like honestly i don’t even remember if i ate breakfast today what the fuckkkk
people who let you scroll through their camera roll without standing over your shoulder and panicking, they have either nothing to hide or nothing to fear and idk which one’s worse
anybody with the courage to read 50 shades of grey in public, level of apathy is 1000000
people who jump immediately into a pool without dipping their toes in first
arrogant first chair violinists who do the “tch tch” thing all the time and are probably plotting the entire orchestra’s demise
anybody who has ever worked in retail and survived bc they have already been in the seventh level of hell and told it “thank you for shopping with us today!”
people who wing recipes, like are you sure you’re not a horcrux of gordon ramsey’s soul
incredibly successful couponers. could probably buy their way into heaven with a 50% off all their sins coupon that expires in a day.
croc wearers. sock and sandal wearers. people who wear socks and crocs. no explanation needed
anybody who eats a kit-kat without breaking it in half
google phone users. they are far beyond what our tiny human brains could ever comprehend
teachers who can recognize every single one of their students’ handwriting. could probably forge their way into steve job’s bank account and he’s dead
There is this guy I like next to who wears these dirty, ugly, slightly broken, yellow Crocs every. Fucking. Day. That’s not the issue. The issue is that bro’s feet are hardly in the shoe. He’s really walkin’ around, stepping on the sides. If you’re gonna wear the shoes, actually WEAR the shoes.
NAW WE BE HAVING THE MOST RANDOM COLABS WITH CRK
Coming Soon
CookieRun: Kingdom X Crocs
2024.10.09
I accidentally got myself wet at the beach with the shower thing. For some reason the button for the bottom one (used for your feet) was right next to the one for the top most shower, and I accidentally hit i, once with my crocs that were on my hands, and another just by complete accident. The thing is that there’s a third shower head and button. The head is between the other two heads, but for some reason the button for it is above the other two and I’m just upset I got my shirt wet.
