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all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are
all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are
Since everything is so confusing, I'll clarify it to you
The most important corona rules and facts to follow in germany and some other countries...
1. In principle, you are not allowed to leave the house, but if you want to, you can actually.
2. Masks are useless, but you should still wear one because it can save lives.🎭😷
3. All shops are closed, except for those that have just opened.
4. This virus is deadly, but not too scary. Except that it leads to a global catastrophe where many die.
5. Everyone has to stay at home. But it is also important to go OUT. Especially when the sun is shining.But you'd better stay at home. Unless you want to do sports.🏃🏌️
6. There is no shortage in the supermarket. No panic. But there are some things that are missing or are simply not there at the moment. But do not panic.
7. The virus has no effect on children. Except for the children it affects.😊📃🤷
8. Animals are not affected. But there is a cat that has tested positive. Here and there a lion and a tiger. Rarely dogs. Actually no dogs. The virus can adhere to surfaces, but not to a dog's fur.
9. You will have many symptoms when you are sick. But you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without symptoms.
10. The virus remains on various surfaces for 2 hours. No, 4 hours. Possibly also 4 days. Basically, they are not smear viruses, but smear infections are still possible.
11. The virus needs a humid environment, but not necessarily. It doesn't stay in the air, but it does often, especially in closed rooms.
12. We should stay at home until the virus goes away, but it will only go away if we achieve collective immunity, that is, if it circulates. That's why we can't be too locked up, that's why you better stay at home.🏘️
13. If you were ill, you may develop new illnesses later. In the meantime, however, you are immune.
14.Golden rule:
Use your brain and if not, store an enormous supply of toilet paper, pasta and yeast at home. That will help.🚽📄😉
Stay healthy!😊😁💪
Very uncool behaviour, please actually exit the planet thanks
woooowwwww. This comic makes way more sense now what with the rona and all…
Seems like all Trump supporters care about is gun rights an not protecting the kiddies.
Trump got dat sweet sweet rona. Get yours today.
https://littlefart.threadless.com/
Also I'll be sharing @majorityreport.fm debate stream tonight @9 est on Google Meet. Go to my fb events page for the deets.
https://m.facebook.com/pg/Smallcomic/events/?ref=page_internal&msite_tab_async=1
Remember to cover your anoos and watch the new Borat movie!
Being in pandemic mode for a year wasn’t no picnic I tells you what. But the world still be in one big ole’ mess that’s for sure.. 🍑
I don't know how tf this happened but I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to go to school.
*Covid-19 has entered the chat*
Covid-19: Fear me humans, no mortals shall defeat me!
*Levi aka the god of cleaning has entered the chat*
Levi: I can bitch!
Covid-19: You cannot defeat me teeny-tiny shorty mortal!
Levi: BITCH WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!
*Levi whips out all his cleaning supply*
Covid-19: Shit!
*Covid-19 has left the chat to go hide*
Levi: You wuss come back here and fight me!
Those custom face masks with your own face on it genuinely looks like you are holding up a bag of lays chips
BOREDOM
"Dear me, this is you
I hope you aren't bored too
Because this is like living in a hell
The only difference is there is no soul to sell
I KNOW it shouldn't bother me this much since this is the life I used to live
But after everything that happened I was do ready to have a fuck to give
This routine its killing me within
I cannot bear another minute with my twin"
-me
not all heroes wear capes