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No, you see, it’s just easy, okay?
Took me 2h and 22 minutes.
Get you a woman who can do both
Don’t mind the hands and the bad proportions, these are just sketches
COD MW3 Spoilers
Roach is my favorite little cryptid like fella
Roach in Las Almas what will he do
🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱✨✨✨✨
Polska górą!
Some background character somewhere: is named John Kowalsky
Me: 👀👀😳🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱??
Misja „Alone” to był po prostu szybki spacer po Sosnowcu
Hehehe... gay men kissing...
Easy
Fallout fandom 🤝 cod fandom
CHARACTERS PORTRAYED AS PUSSY TWINKS FOR NO REASON
I can’t fite off artblock, so I do these in the meantime
Ghost: I… am a victim of a hate crime!
Soap:
Price: That’s not what a hate crime is
Ghost as Zoey is hugging him: Well, I HATED IT!
Soap: Whoa, Doe, what th’ bloody fuck happened t’ you?
Doe in tears: Ah, Si and I are gettin’ a divorce, said he dinn’ love me ‘nymore…
Ghost: Zoey, that’s not what I said. I said you can’t just bring home a random baby deer you found durin’ our mission
Doe: IT’S TH’ SAME THING!!
Alexa, play Supermassive Black Hole by Muse
Bonus Simon “Ghost” Riley admiring his beautiful hot alt Romani wife
Ghost: *cries even harder*
Ghost: I got a joke for ya
Soap, a little scared but curious: Wha’?
Ghost: What’s got two legs, bleedin’, and can be really mean?
Soap: … Wh. What?
Ghost: Zoey
Zoey right behind Soap: Johnathan “Soap” MacTavish, where did ya put my clearly marked box o’ me care package brownies tha’ said, “Pro’rty o’ Sgt. Zoey “Doe” Kilduff. Do not touch”? 🙂
Soap who accidentally ate all of them a while ago and does not want to die now because he thought it was a joke:
Doe telling a joke to Soap and Ghost over the comms on a mission
Work’s been kicking my ass lately, so I destress by drawing COD meme redraws
These two menaces to society are absolutely siblings from another mother and I will stand by that headcanon
Soap: Cap’n! Doe was not authorized tae be in MY barracks!
Doe: I barely put my foot in dere, ya fuckin’ donut!
Soap: Kick her out! Please!
Doe: Ah jes’ got ‘ere, fer fuck’s sake!
Price this close to clocking both of them:
Soap and Laswell
Gaz to Price: Where the hell did we find this f*cking kid, man?
Doe: My dad threw me out the window when I was 3 because he thought that I looked weird
Doe: And then you kinda just picked me up
Doe: I remember that very vividly
Soap: *dying from laughter*
Its scary as hell but wow- i am liking this, pretty sure this could be a nice podcast series too with em telling details of what had gone down. Im drinking this so much, imagine the amount of good episodes too🤧🍵
You know those buzzfeed unsolved series where they talk about crime? Yeah, that. Would watch or listen to all the stories Reader has to tell✌️
Is it strange that i'm willing to listen tho?? Eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A fate worse than death, part two
Summary:The rest of the time find out what happen to you and the others
Type:Scenario: 141 + Los Vaqueros X M!Reader
Version:Mw2
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Gaz was trying to get it out of Price about what happened while Soap was helping Rudy get Alejandro to the medic and Ghost was sitting in his room thinking. And you were no where to be seen.
"Come on cap, tell me what happened"
Gaz and Price were headed towards the Kitchen, and Price was getting alittle annoyed with Gaz.
"No Gaz"
Gaz didn't know what happened so he didn't know how it still affected Price in ways he's never been affected before. When they reached the kitchen there were two newer recruits talking, they have been in the military before and actually worked alongside of you for quite some time but they were new to 141. When Gaz and Price sat down Gaz was just staring at him trying to get it out of him, just silently this time. But now Gaz could see how the captain was still alittle shaky from early.
"Yeah he's crazy man, one time he used his sledgehammer and bushed his way up to someone's head, hitting every spot."
One of the new recruits said. Gaz stopped looking at Price, turning his head slow enough for it to creak. Gaz was horrified with what he just heard.
"Damn, that is crazy"
The other recruit said like it was a normal thing. But then again you are named death after all.
"Wait, wait a second. Who are you talking about?"
Gaz asked still in complete shock. The recruits looked at him alittle confused.
"Death? You know y/n?"
Gaz looked at Price then back to the recruits quiet. He couldn't believe it, no. He refused to believe it. You were one of the nicest people, yeah you scared alot of the people on the team but he never seen why.
"Are...are you serious?"
The recruits nodded. Gaz was shocked, far beyond shocked. Like yeah your code name is death, but he never took it seriously. You? Brutally kill a guy? He couldn't believe it.
"Yeah, actually funny thing I heard one day that apparently he stabbed someone multiple times, and while they were still alive he shoved a smoke bomb down their throat and the smoke spewed out of the holes he made in them"
Price was still silent.
~Off to Soap~
Putting Alejandro on the bed in the medic room, Soap looked at Rudy worried.
"What happened?"
Rudy looked at Soap with a face that basically said 'I don't wanna talk about it'. Soap couldn't see what happened so he was clueless to what you did. Alejandro looked up at Soap.
"Wanna know what happened? It was death, that's what"
Alejandro stopped to cough abit. Letting out a disgusted sound.
"He was crazy, he beat the shit out of a shadow before bashing his hea in. I....I couldn't watch"
Alejandro looked down, ashamed, disturbed, disgusted. Soap chuckled abit, but by the looked of Rudy and Alejandro he knew they were serious.
"Wait? Y/n? Are you serious?"
Alejandro nodded, Rudy just looked away. Soap stood there silent, taking it all in. Before Rudy spoke.
"The captain was horrified"
~On to Ghost~
Throwing a ball up and down he thought to himself, 'what happened when the shadows head dropped?' That's all he could think about. One second the shadow had a gun pointed at someone, and the next second that someone hit the shadow in the head with the gun causing him to disappear from all the snipers view. Not that Gaz and Soap were paying attention. Ghost could see Price's horrified reaction, the look of pure shook and disgust in Rudy's face, and Alejandro start throwing up, violently. It dawned on Ghost that he could always ask you, or go back to see what you did. He'd rather ask you. Getting up Ghost went to find you. When he did he grabbed your shoulder, causing you to turn around.
"Sir, what did you do to that shadow?"
The devilish smile on your face told Ghost, it wasn't pretty.
~The story of what did, from all their perspectives~
Price looked at Gaz, and signed.
"He...The moment he had a open window he grabbed the gun, smacking the shadow in the face with it"
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Rudy, gulped, and Alejandro glared at the ground.
"He crushed the guys cheek bone, so bad you could hear it crack all the way over by us"
-
You grabbed Ghost's hand and leaned in.
"I bashed that bastards head until be fell to the ground, he, I could alright see the blood dripping from his head.
-
Gaz listened carefully, leaning in he didn't want to miss any details.
-
Soap stayed quiet, not wanting to accidentally interrupt.
-
Ghost shivered slightly at how you spoke, it was creepy. Almost inhuman
-.
Price looked back at the table, in thought.
"Taking the gun, he didn't kill the man. No he did worse"
Gaz carefully got up, to make him and Price a cup of tea.
-
Rudy looked Soap in the eye, now stern.
"He continuously hit the guys thigns until they bleed no more"
Soap started to get nervous, just the thought of getting your thighs bashed in with a steel gun made his thigns tingle slightly.
-
You leaned back alittle seeing the discomfort in Ghost's eyes.
"He was screaming so loud, if was like music to my ears. As I watched his legs turn to mushy flesh infront of my very in eyes"
Ghost stepped back abit, now more cautious due to your creepy and low chuckling.
-
Price nervously messed with his fingers.
"He didn't stop beating his legs in until you could see the shadows nerves and veins sticking to the beaten muscle, that....ugh"
Price groaned at the thought of what you did, as Gaz listened getting uncomfortable himself from the way Price was unsettled.
-
Alejandro groaned loudly and stood up.
"He was like a senseless beast, when he turned around to look at us he bent in a way he shouldn't."
Alejandro practically yelled as Rudy nodded, Soaps full attention now on Alejandro. Soap was a tad bit uncomfortable, he's never seen Alejandro this freaked out over something. Neither has Rudy.
-
You stepped closer as Ghkst stepped backwards
"He begged begged me to not kill him, so I yanked him by the hair and asked him 'how?'"
Ghost has never felt this way around someone before, he didn't like it
-
Price looked you at Gaz seeing him making the finally touches in the tea.
"After he dropped his head, death was gonna stomp on his head, he was gonna kill him."
Gaz nodded and brought Price his tea. Recruits still standing there, listening.
-
Alejandro walked around the room to try and get the unsettling feeling out of him. As Rudy continued to inform Soap about what happened.
"He didn't get a chance to crush his head actually, the shadow stabbed the bottom of his foot causing him to jump back."
Soap thought that was the end and let out a sign of relief.
-
You grabbed Ghost by his mask and pulled him to you. Having the same devilish smirk you started with.
"He tried to get away Ghost, he tried so hard but I wouldn't let him, I stabbed him with the knife he stabbed me with."
Ghost was about to pull away but remembered, it'd be useless you'd only pull him back. He knows you get to worked up in telling a story.
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Price nervously took a sip of tea, staring down at it as it swirled with the steam.
"He-....He used the knife to stab between his shoulder blades....before cutting his back open, all the way down to his lower back."
Gaz almost choked on his tea when he heard that. He pictured it to well, the thought made him wanna run away from this conversation.
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Rudy looked down, legs and arms shaking slightly. Soap took notice of this.
"Y/n...he grabbed the sides of open flesh, and, oh my god... he ripped the shadow open like he was nothing."
Soap took a step back, horrified by what he heard. How, no, why? Why would you do that.
-
You pulled Ghost closer, now whispering in his ear, likely to keep this part a secret.
"I wanted to do worse Ghost, but instead I broke. Every. Fucking. Rib. He had, his screams only got louder."
Ghost eyes widen, realizing you met you had grabbed his bare ribs and snapped them all in half. Now Ghost has done some crazy things but this? It's on a while nother level.
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Price rubbed his temples to calm himself.
"When he finished he, well killed him. With his foot"
Gaz had finished his tea by then. Still has that unsettling feeling.
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Alejandro walked back over to Soap and grabbed his shoulder.
"Wondering how he killed a soldier with just his foot? Yeah? He stepped on him, well more like bashed."
Soap looked at Alejandros hand alittle nervous.
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You chuckled darkly pushing yourself off of Ghost.
"I dropped my foot so hard, I still have his eye juices on my shoe"
Ghost gagged as you walked away laughing, the whole base could hear you. The ones who seen you kill that Shadow shivered remembering that laugh.
~
[A/n:I got lazy in the last part. But hear you have it. I hope you enjoyed]
