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Hey I love your cars writing can you give me funny headcannas of lightning being a brat I just love that and I saw an old post where lightning was being picked up by doc and photographers got it can I please get the full story I just know Francisco keep showing it to embarrassed lightning please

Some Bratty Lightning McQueen Coming Up, My Anonymous Friend!

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Lightning's voice always goes slightly higher when he's complaining, its just a thing that happens that never really changed. (He hates it to no end)

Somewhere in his rookie years, he got into the mind set that people will give him stuff if he complained enough about it. He has grown out of it, no thanks to Doc, but even with Doc around there are times where his mind will immediately revert back to being annoying and whiny.

And the conversations would start something like the following-

"Doc, I'm starving! There's a McDonalds just down the road,"

"No, kid. McDonalds is unreasonably overpriced these days,"

"Oh come on! It's literally five blocks down the road!"

"Answer is still no, kid,"

"But I want McDonalds!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen,"

"Why not?"

The conversation would just derail and spiral from there until it became a nonsense back and forth where neither party made any progress.

So Doc came up with a new way to win.

Everytime something like that happened, Doc would just pick Lightning up and not let him go until he shut up about it, mostly ignoring the kid's complaining. (The longest amount of time Doc held Lightning was 2 hours, and it only ended because Lightning finally passed out from complaining)

When Lightning is feeling extra bratty, he stomps his foot.

He also totally gives off Sharpay Evans vibes on some occasions when he's with his friends.

His tantrums also give tabloids and other racers like Francesco and Chick fuel to increase their fire.

Francesco always posts the tantrums that Lightning throws to his social media platforms, making fun of him whenever he gets the chance.

Chick almost always brings up a Lightning tantrum when it happens on his talk show. Even if it isn't scheduled in the script, he still manages to find time for it to be somewhere.

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 @rollingwheels that's again and remember I'll be back 😈 so be prepared hahaha 😆

Hey, I know you're probably tired of me already, but I love your blog, so I come back this last time ( I'll be back) to ask

How do the towns people/ lightning racers friends react to finding out lightning basically went to juvenile

I had this funny Scenario in my hand where he see and old friends from there and this guy's got tattoo and scars everywhere and lightning just like hey buddy how you been lol 😆

Thanks 😊 🫂

Kajdjsjs+ no no! I love all of your asks! It gives me things to ponder that I hadn't thought of before! I should be thanking you! Lol!

Here's some reactions of the Radiator Springs members to Lightning meeting a friend from juvie

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At first, when Lightning tells the RS members that he wasn't the squeaky clean racer that they know, they thought more on the mild side like the occasional acting out in class, school detentions, poorer grades, etc. That sort of thing.

But when a heavily buff and tattooed guy and his biker gang comes into their town looking for Lightning, most of the residents are suddenly on edge. Like- why are guys who look like their retired black market smugglers looking for Lightning?

Radiator Springs gets locked and loaded, keeping an eye on the buff and burley newcomers that says their looking for Lightning and making sure not to let the guys out of their sight.

They were so prepared to leap to Lightning's defense that when Lightning suddenly saw one of them and immediately charged toward that specific guy and hugged him, they were s h o o k.

Lightning knows this guy? These people? What???

Lightning then explains gleefully that the guy he had ran up and hugged was a good friend he had met when he was in juvie and then RS then collectively has to take a second to process that because w h a t-

The only person who literally isn't surprised by Lightning knowing a bunch of people who look like they beat people up for a living is Doc, who's been watching in amusement from the sidelines as Radiator Springs essentially looses it's mind for the next few days as the gang stays for a little bit to catch up with their old pal.

Lightning remains obvious to that fact up until the gang leaves- in which the following conversation is had as the gang drives off on their motorcycles to head further west.

Doc : Well, that went better than the last time.

Lightning : The last time?

Flo : Oh yeah, much better than last time.

Lightning : Wait, what happened last time?

Sally : Oh wait, are you talking about when a band of four bandits tried to rob V8?

Lightning : Wait what-

Sheriff : Yep, thank God for Doc's impeccable timing, though. Otherwise we all would've been six feet under.

Lightning : W H A T

Doc : That's a story for later, kid

Thanks @rollingwheels thanks again I really appreciate it

Ok, I'm back. That was a long break, lol 😆

So really quick

1. What was lightning sent to juvenile for

2. I honestly think it was for fighting cause when I think of juvenile lightning McQueen I think of white boy Carol from shameless but that just me

3. How would Francisco and chicks react and I feel chicks would definitely release it to the public and lightning get bombarded with with question lol Francisco would probably think lightning could fight

Ok, that it .......I somewhat promise

Lmaooo! It's all good!

Also I apologize I wasn't able to get to your ask faster, but here it is!!

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1) Lightning went to juvie for being caught too many times by police in the act of stealing and petty theft that had increasingly escalated to the point where a court was involved.

However...

Lightning never hurt anyone

He was never peer pressured into doing stuff that would get a legal adult into prison such as straight up robbing a place or holding someone at gunpoint/weapon point.

And he only stole small things that were mostly for other people. Socks for a homeless man, shoe laces for a poor girl who could never afford new shoes, granola bars for a toddler who always goes hungry at home, candy bars to cheer up the sad old lady down the street, etc.

The only time he stole for himself was when he was escaping being put into the system, where he snuck back into his old home and grabbed his birth certificate for some form of identification so he could get it to Harv.

2) If Francesco ever found out, he'd at first be slightly confused, then become intimidated by the fact after he thought it over.

Lightning McQueen? The guy he constantly poked at and made fun of for fun? That Lightning McQueen had gone to jail?

And of course Francesco hasn't really heard the full story behind Lightning convictions, so he kinda assumes the worst at first and thinks to himself in relief-

Gee, good thing their banter was all in good fun for the most part...

3) Now in the other hand, if Chick Hicks found out he'd have a whole ass whale of a time doxing McQueen on socal media. Spreading it around and spitting out rumors and false information about it which would have ended with a lawsuit for defamation if Chick's harassment continued for longer than it had. (Which was about two weeks)

And at first Lightning gets all nervous and worked up about it, but then with the help and reassurance of his new family he manages to keep a cool head.

The doxing eventually stops when the news becomes more irrelevant and Chick's social media accounts get suspended for about a month or so

Lmao 🤣 thanks @rollingwheels I am having fun, but it hot AF 🔥

Thanks again. I love the thought of lighting speaking Spanish it such a funny idea

Hey guess who back and with another ask

Me

Ok, so what if Cruz and Jackson both knew Spanish and used it to have private conversation, and one day, in Spanish, they talk about how lighting kinda sucks at ( something) and lighting chimes in basically

In perfect Spanish saying

Lightning: ( in Spanish) hey I may suck but you two aren't good at it either

Cruz and Jackson: : O

( lol I'm on my way to Mexico right now)

Lmaoooo XD I could definitely see something like that happening!

Cruz knows Spanish because her mother spoke it while she was growing up, so she's a native speaker and Jackson knows Spanish because he found out that Cruz knew it and decided he didn't wanna be outdone by her.

But yeah. They get into this conversation about how Lightning sucks at proper lift form or som cuz this old man doesn't know when to quit, when all of a sudden Lightning rounds the corner and hears this conversation.

Cruz and Jackson don't think much of it because they think that Lightning doesn't understand what their saying and they carry on, only for Jackson to make a comment on how 'Oh, the old man doesn't even understand us right now, we're fine to keep continuing this conversation,'.

And Lightning just deadpans and speaks up over them like- 'Uh, wtf do you mean? I know Spanish you assuming assholes?' and processed to tear them both apart in very aggressive and angry Spanish ionwgoinrg-

And both Jackson and Cruz have a collective heart attack at this old man- (mid 30s)- knows an entirely different language because 'who fuckin' knew about this????'

But yeah- that is definitely something I can see happening, lmao

~~~Also have fun in Mexico!~~~

Lighting McQueen is that you

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I know EXACTLY how Doc would come out, too:

He does one of those Most Google Searched interviews, and one of the questions is something along the lines of "Is Jesse Hudson married?"

And he answers something along the lines of "No, but I am in a relationship with my lovely partner. I couldn't be happier with anyone else."

The fact that he was purposely and repeatedly keeping it gender neutral is a little alarming, but it's cool, maybe he's trying to be progressive.

He repeats this again, though, after that's a question like "Is Jessie Hudson with Louise Nash?" (He's obviously like "No, she's like my sister, but there were 100% rumors back in the day you can't prove me wrong.)

This starts some speculation.

Later, June rolls around, and he tweets something in support of the community and says something like "As a gay man myself" in it in between races.

He promptly turns off his phone and refuses to answer any questions.

everyone is dying to know who he’s dating until he turns up in public with a fucking wedding ring holding sheriffs hand and refuses to talk to the press at all