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I guess you could say they're thick as theives (｡•̀ᴗ-)

CSOCW 24 Day 3 -Relationships-

Ooooh I've been excited for this one!!! @carmensandiego-ocweek

Jamie is definitely one of those people that could make friends with anyone. So much so, that people around them have to make sure that she's not getting into trouble. Player in particular has almost had many heart attacks, because Jamie will just call home after a day out and say he met fucking Tigress of all people at the store. Jamie does know who vile operatives are, like their codenames, but hasn't seen what they look like until sitting in on a caper and suddenly seeing their friend Tammy on screen throwing origami at Carmen.

Speaking of Carmen, if Carmen is the Mom friend Jamie is the Eldest Sibling friend who suggests every impulsive that runs through her head. It doesn't help that he's going to college IN San Diego. Carmen thinks Jamie is fun, but worrying and Jamie introduces Carmen to things like metalcore and emo music, and campy horror movies.

Zack and Ivy think of Jamie as another sibling, and holy shit their shenanigans are another thing all together. Player once made a mental note to never let them meet, it failed, miserably. Zack and Jamie will talk about racing, that will inevitably sidetrack into which sport is cooler. Ivy and Jamie will talk about horror movies and different engineering stuff.

Jamie was ready to bash Shadowsans head in when they learned what he and the other faculty did to Carmen, but is slowly warming up to him. Shadowsan also did not like Jamie at first, but respected their dedication to keeping her loved ones safe. He also secretly enjoys watching the chaos trio plan their pranks.

CSOCW 24 day 4 - tragedy-

@carmensandiego-ocweek

I think that a full story would take me a While so, I’ll make a bullet point story.

I’m calling it the Grim Reaper Rally caper

Since the Ivory Off Road Invitational is a very dangerous one

If you’ve ever seen Speed Racer, I’m talking like almost Casa Cristo level danger

multiple deaths and injuries

This is also set in summer while schools out

NOW some backstory

This rally is one of many that have been rigged by VILE in order to get the prize money

BUT this hasn’t worked in the last couple of races due to Jamie who somehow beat VILE’s racers

The Next rally would be the Ivory Off-road and VILE was determined to win this one

Now onto the story:

Player was doing his thing decoding the VILE harddrive when he found something that chilled him to the bone

It was a series of rally sabotages and fixings that hadn’t worked in the past few years due to Jamie of all people and now VILE had made it clear that No one would win the Ivory Off-road Invitational other than them

As VILE had planted a bomb in their racers bike, so the Driver could activate it if need be

And the Ivory was Jamie’s next race, one that they had been preparing for a while

“Jamie, please! You can’t race in this rally, you could die!”

But it was too late Jamie had already said yes to the invite and suddenly rescinding that would damage her rep as a racer

They called Team Red and Jamie vetoed any plan that would cause him to never race again

“This is one of the last connections I have with my mother, I won’t quit now.”

So after a long debate they decided on this plan

Jamie would race but have Ivy and Zack on crew, Carmen and Shadowsan following the race in the air, and Player on coms and cams

As Jamie entered the locker room, they could feel people’s eyes on her, specifically VILE’s own motocross racer, the Driver

“Good luck in this rally Bellamy, you’ll need it.”

With that chilling exchange out of the way, Jamie went and got prepared

Meeting up with Team Red in their tent, they fleshed out their plan

“When I give the signal, Jamie, you turn on the hidden body cam. Zack, Ivy, you keep watch for any sabotage on their bike. Me, Player, and Shadowsan will keep watch from the skies and cameras. The bomb will be almost invisible except for the timer, which will be on the front left. Got it?”

After agreeing to the plan, The team split off into their positions and started the race

From the beginning, the Ivory was difficult.

The terrain shifted from soft ground to rocky dirt and dust and it was full of twists and turns

But Jamie was focused, keeping an eye on the green and gray bike up ahead

About halfway through the race Jamie caught up to the Driver and something happened that changed all of their plans

“Shit, She activated the bomb!”

Then Jamie had an idea

“Change of plans, I’m turning on my camera now. Player, can you hook it up to the MC’s booth?”

In just enough time the MCs switched to Jamie’s feed and saw the timer, revealing the bomb to all who were watching

By now Jamie still hadn’t told Team Red what she was doing and they were worried

Player tried to get him to say what their new plan was and all he got was this

“Even if I win, that bomb is still activated, so I’m going to stop it.”

Immediate backlash from Team Red and for good reason

“Jamie you have no experience with this, you can’t-”

“I’m the only one who’ll make it in time.”

Jamie turned off her comms and sped to catch up with the driver

He forced the Driver off track and caused the Driver to get fed up with them

That’s when the fight started

Now the Driver had been trained by VILE and was definitely more skilled than Jamie, but Jamie was more stubborn and had the desperation and rage of a dying man

Jamie was getting a beat down, at least 3 broken bones, a bloody nose, a black eye, blood everywhere, but still kept getting up

The fight lasted until there was 5 minutes left on the bomb

After hearing the warning, The Driver ran off, leaving Jamie on the ground

“Shame you’re going to die Bellamy, at least you were a good opponent.”

Jamie had one thing to say to that

"Fuc-Fuck You"

To add salt in Jamie's wound the Driver stomped on Jamie's right hand

Raising her good hand, he turned on their comms again

“JAMIE! Your biometrics are all over the place! Red and Shadowsan are on their way to your coordinates. What happened?!”

The first time she opened his mouth, they coughed up blood

“No-Nothing, just tell me how to defuse a bomb.”

Jamie used her good hand to haul himself to the discarded bike

It took some time to get there and even more for their vision to stop being blurry

She had 2 minutes to defuse this thing

The two got to work defusing the bomb, cutting it close when Jamie had to take a break

It was too close and now there was 10 seconds

9..

Jamie had to stop as the worst of his injuries caught up to them

8…

“Peter, if I don’t make it, promise me one thing.”

7…

“Don’t talk like that! You’ll make it, you have to…”

6…

“You have to tell our parents.”

5…

“Wh-What?”

4…

“Promise. Please..”

“Alright, I promise.”

3…

2…

1…

The explosion was deafening and the smoke could be seen for miles

During their conversation Jamie had found cover behind a large rock

As Jamie fell unconscious they caught glimpses of Carmen and Shadowsan running up to her, then all black

He was airlifted to a local hospital and then again to a larger one that was better equipped

Jamie ended up unconscious for the next 7 days, their condition critical but stable

Team Red were there most often and 3 days in, Player and her family came in. The organizers paying for their hotel stay.

someone should write a carmen sandiego fic where everything takes place as normal except for the fact that carmens mom is a part of team red from the start.

imagine her scolding carmen for her lack of self-preservation during missions because she doesn't want to lose her daughter again. her never making fun of, in fact actively encouraging, zack's hunger because it just means she gets to cook more and he always gushes about how good her food is. her listening to ivy talk about a new upgrade for red drone she's been wanting to install despite her not understanding anything the red head says. her making sure player is taking care of themself and assuring them that the world isn't going to end if they take a break, because they're just a kid. they're all just kids that need a team mother figure. she doesn't get her own orphanage like she does in the actual series, but who needs an orphanage when you've got dumbass globetrotter children right here?

her being awkward co-parents with shadowsan because while yeah, he didn't actually kill her husband, he was originally the one sent to get a hit on him and the one who burnt his house down + the one who brought her daughter to an island of isolated criminals. she understands he's changrd but she's still... iffy, around him.

i would write this fic myself if i had the time, skills and motivation. unfortunately i have none of them.

I’m bored so here’s how Team Red VS The Raza Crew would go:

Spoilers ofc

Player would probably get the upper hand over ONLY Five IF he had a gun and she didn’t. but considering how she’s trained and he isn’t, in any other situation Player would lose to her or anyone else.

That being said: both Player and Five are expert hackers and it’s doubtful Player wouldn’t try to talk, escape, or otherwise avoid a physical fight.

Basically: It’s unlikely Player would win a one-on-one fight, as only Five is close to his skill level with fighting. But, him and Five doing a whole hacker-war thing would put them on equal ground and skill levels. (Even if you add up that they’re technologies wouldn’t line up exactly.)

Ivy and Zack could probably take down One or Six if they worked together, but they’d have to take into consideration the fact that The Raza carries guns, but they don’t. Which means they’ll probably be being shot at, but they COULD overpower certain members of The Raza.

Next up: the ninjas. Shadowsan and Four are probably on equal ground skill wise from what we’ve seen in their respective shows. However, one key difference would make the fight more difficult: Four would most likely be aiming to kill, Shadowsan wouldn’t.

Despite this, I think they’d end up in a stalemate until either one of them can get the upper hand, or somebody’s teammates steps in. I can’t quite consider either of them winning, but I think Four might.

Two VS Carmen would be... a struggle. Carmen’s had an entire lives worth of training, but Two isn’t a human, she’s artificial. Because of this, I don’t think Carmen would be able to win a fight against her, but she would be able to put up a good fight.

In conclusion: The Raza would most likely win, mostly due to everyone’s training compared to that of Team Red’s members.

Team Red would also be at two other major disadvantages:

1. They don’t have guns, but it’s confirmed that The Raza’s crew almost always has guns on their person at all times.

2. The crew of the Raza would be most likely aiming to kill, Team Red wouldn’t.

That being said, if they could figure out a solid game plan, Team Red could probably get the upper hand. But, logically, Carmen and Two would most likely talk things out as their respective team leaders before letting it came to blows.

The Same Boat from the PJO musical but it’s Player having to deal with Ivy and Zack’s bullshit

One day, Carmen visits Player like normal. They go to hug - again, like normal - but Player picks up speed! By the time hes in front of her, hes built up enough momentum to jump into her.

Luckily,Carmen is skillful, shes able to catch her hacker. Instead of laughing, though, Player grins

Oh no. Shes realized the trap too late! Before she even has time to call out, Ivy and Zack have already done the same as Player, successfully toppling her into a cuddle pile

Player, texting TR in class: I'm bored :(

Ivy: kk, I'll fix it

**later**

Player, slamming the door open: WHO STOLE THE FUCKING PRINTER FROM SCHOOL?!

There is no heterosexual explanation for these scenes

More Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs

Sonia, walking into the mindscape: Damn bitch, you live like this?

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Prime!Carmen, smirking: piecing things together. Aren't we, little one?

Player: *starts crying* 

Prime!Carmen: ... 

Prime!Carmen: awkward back pat 

-- Carmen: *insert trigedashling*

Prime!Player: .... 

Carmen: ... 

Prime!Player, who's SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE: UHHH-

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Tigress, gesturing to a wounded... everybody, and then Player: This is why you don't give a cockroach a gun

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Carmen: *Makes herself an artificial nightblood* 

Nightblood!Player: Poser.

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Chief: How many royal bloods.... do you have? 

Carmen, slowly pushing Player behind her: JUST ME! TOTALLY JUST ME

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Player: Commanders don't run away! 

Carmen: Well it's a good thing your not a commander, ya little shit-

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Telepath: It's what you want, Player. 

Player: I want a nap, actually-

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Carmen, upon meeting Player IRL: Wait... you aren't one of those stereotypical orphans, are you? Player: Don't worry! I'm not!

Carmen: Oh thank go- 

Player: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS TO LOSE

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Player: Oh noooo we're breaking uppppp our signallllllll

Hive: I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE????? THAT ISN’T HOW THIS- 

Player: Oh nooooo we're going through a tunnel-

Hive: are you fucking kidding me

Tip: *snorts*

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Tigress, teaching Player something: violence isnt the answer 

Tigress: it's a question 

Tigress: AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES 

Carmen: NO

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King, after being beat up by Player: well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

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Nymeria, @ Player: your friends are gnc af 

Ivy: YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HELP US GET DRESSED STFU

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Tigress: Hey, what'd you buy? 

Player, snickering: *hands her a lil container of catnip* 

Tigress: ... 

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Carmen: I wasn't that drunk!

Ivy: You tried to use a highlighter on Player's face

Player: You said it was 'because I'm important'

Carmen: BUT YOU ARE!

Ivy: I mean, I could google my questions about geography, but on the other hand I could text my little brother the simple statement "I wanna know about (country name)" and I'll get a fifteen paragraph in detail explanation about whatever place I want.

Ivy: that 16 year old is my most trusted source and he gets to infodump. Win win!

Ivy: Hey, do you know where the car keys are?

Player: I live in canada! Why ask me?

Ivy: You know where things are!

player: Fine. Check the fridge

Ivy, while opening the fridge anyway: Player, it wouldn't be- WHAT THE FUCK

I’m back with more Player Week content!

@playerappreciationweek

Summary:

While Player tries to sleep off some jetlag, Carmen and Zack head out.

He ends up inadvertently left alone with Ivy, and the two have some time to kill...

And red nail polish to use.

(Made for Player Appreciation Week Day 2; Ivy)

*offers you some TR as found family*

Summary:

Player can't sleep, Ivy doesn't want to work.

Between the two of them, they can surely figure out some solution, right?

(Alternatively; Player gets adopted)

Zack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Carmen: You are a hazard to society.

Ivy: And a coward. Do twenty.