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Grey: Bad news: Henry fortified the mansion. It's locked from inside.
Grey: Good news: We didn’t have to wait for him to wake up.
Grey: Bad news: The girls found it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured it was the kind of skill that would impress bad boys.
Grey: Good news: A bad boy saw me do it.
Grey: Bad news: It was Gauche, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a jellyfish that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do.
Grey: It’s too late. He knows.
I love how mean they are
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