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“You accidentally start your period in the middle of the night next to your boyfriend, who just so happens to be a vampire with a way too sensitive sense of smell.”
Pairing: Vampire!Yoongi x f.Reader
Genre: established relationship!AU, Smut
Warnings:Hard Dom & very desperate!Yoongi, sub & whiney!Reader, rough sex, she’s a tease, he shows her his truest face, period sex, lotsa period blood, they kiss with her blood on his lips, messy oral (f.receiving), that’s the closest you will get to Yoongi drinking her blood, and of course it’s nothing but pussy wetting porn, multiple forced orgasms (f.receiving), his demon tongue is making an appearance, squirting, she uses her safeword to get a break and Yoongi gives it to her, then after some bickering and snuggles the fucking continues jsjsj, strength kink, choking (f.receiving), scratching & hair pulling (m.receiving),graphic dirty talk, praise & degradation, they’re both masochists, Yoongi also shows his sadistic side, he calls her slut & brat, but also babygirl & princess, he rails the shit outta her while his face is covered in her blood fjadsf, he has his huge vampire cock out <3, he also talks about pumping her full of his cum, he is so unhinged, I’m telling you this is craziness, this is once again monster fucker smut ehehe, he domdrops but she gives him affection <3, the softest aftercare and both being giggly, this is reason 666 why I want a vampire boyfriend
Wordcount: 5.7k
a/n: This is nothing but pussy madness, I will not apologize. I was in a mood and you guys are gonna bear witness to it. Enjoy this no brain just pussy story 🤪
You have been slumbering peacefully when a harsh shake wakes you.
“No”, you grumble, getting shaken around again mere seconds later.
“___ wake up”, Yoongi’s voice sound stressed.
With a groan, you let him roll you to your back.
“Too sleepy”, you mumble.
“Fucking hell, open your eyes”, he hisses and groans.
At that you open your eyes because Yoongi normally never snaps at you like that. You blink a few times. He turned the nightstand lamp on, giving view to his distressed features.
“What’s wrong?” you ask him.
“I think you should go to the bathroom, princess”, he says, licking his lips.
“Why should I go to the bathroom? You silly kitten, I don’t even have to pee”, you mumble and close your eyes again, settling into the pillow comfortably.
“Go to the bathroom. Please. I can’t bear to be next to you”, Yoongi stresses.
You open your eyes, studying his distressed features.
“I’m confused. What do you mean? Do I stink?”
“On the contrary”, he whispers, croaks even, all while his fingers are digging into your shoulder in a desperate massage.
“You’re so silly”, you mumble, closing your eyes again, “why do you want me to leave when I smell nice?”
“Because you temptatious woman started your period, for fuck’s sake and I currently wanna fucking ruin you”, he hisses the words, not out of anger but pure desperation.
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just rewatched Knights & Magic. i wanna cosplay Horacio so bad. look at him! he so fancy!
... wait is his name even Horacio? the wiki says Oratio. i dont trust that. Crunchyroll says Horatio. i slightly trust that. so its kinda both i guess.
Gifted kids, you don’t need to do something super impressive and “smart”, or use all your potential to make the world better. You can if you want to. But if you don’t, you don’t have an obligation to do so.
how’re you doing?
I’m tired :)
Otherwise I’m doin’ alright! How is everyone?
I'm not fully sure what's going on but I knew Ted Cruz was the Zodiac killer long ago and I didn't even use the internet back then. Except for watching How to Cook That cause I liked baking videos oop.
adeeba.... do u not know abt ted cruz being the zodiac killer??
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The more I think about it, the worse I'm doing. I suppose cutting out stimulants at this time was a bad idea
Edit: this was my 500th post. I just hit 100 back in like... September
I was going to say this is so incredibly unfair. WHY would you pit jägers against each other? And then I realized, no no, 100% fair to have jägers fight. THEY'D LOVE THAT.
SO
VOTE OGGIE! Oggie wins this one for me simply cause of this supremely casual moment of I bite a hat.
(What? Deja Vu? I posted about this last week? Caught me red-handed you did. But then you'll understand my bias and why I'm landing with Oggie this fight.)
BUT HOKAY. MAXIM wins The Hat off Ol' Man Death mit de sottle no less!
(From Maxim Buys a Hat)
Poll Administrator... I'm realizing now you've caught them without their hats on... and I'm here posting about them getting hats... Which means there's only one way to end this post!
Look at how proud they are of their new hats. LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEIR SWAG!
(Is this post actually hat acquisition propaganda?)
(Yeah, yeah it is ...)
Round 1
; sigh. feeling great but why does my wrist not have the ability to bend backwards, it'd make stimming aggressively ( /pos ) much easier. the limitations of my flexibility disappoints me.
once again adding sub par memes to the danny phantom meme verse bc im at work and really bored
I think I might have the spreadsheet autism. I’m supposed to be writing a paper, but I ended up procrastinating by creating a spreadsheet detailing by how much each state’s minimum wage fails to support basic costs of living.
Okay so I know I have a long list of hyperfixations and fandoms, but I have ONE MORE to add because this game is apart of my childhood and idc if the fandom is dead.
So, without further ado,
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THIS GAME HAS MY HEART IDGAF IF ITS 3 IN THE MORNING!!!! <3333
I LOVE SAL SMMMMMMM AHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Anyway, if anyone would like to request any character from Sally Face for playlists, fics, or headcanons, please do! (Not any character tho bc if y'all dare request that cruzty azz police man in the first "episode" I will find where you live and beat the living shi out of u with Muichiro's katana 😘)
but fr it is 3 am rn so ima go to bed guys- 💕
i already have Oc ideas but I think ima just base it off of my kny oc
AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY THE 2ND MOVIE IS GOING TO LEAVE NETFLIX
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
I like the new username👾
thanks
Siblings!!@!
This is Gilbert and his older sister, Cressida!!
It's been a while since I've worked on something of this quality, so please pardon my poor composition. ●´⌓`●
I finally did a thing again gang
I finally did a thing again gang
💝💖Happy Late Valentines Day💝 💖
Sorry for posting a bit late. I was bingwatching Markiplier the whole day-
But I managed to post something Valentines Day themed! yay.
How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have
The first thing on the day's agenda was to make breakfast. Now, Dick wouldn't exactly call himself a chef, and Alfred's banning him from the Manor kitchen can attest to that, but he'd been cooking meals for himself since he moved out. Were they edible? Yes. Did they taste good? Sometimes. He'll get better! He swears! He just needs some practice.
Danny was in the kitchen before Dick was even awake, apparently, because the kid was flipping a pancake onto a plate. "Good morning!" he said.
"Um, morning," Dick responded.
"I hope you don't mind, but I made pancakes for breakfast."
"No, I don't mind- I'm supposed o making you food, though."
"Why?"
"Because I'm an adult."
A soft snort. "Barely."
"Hey!"
Danny shrunk in on himself, shoulders hunched and head down. He turned off the stove, set the hot pan to the side, and properly plated the pancakes, giving Dick more. "Sorry. I, um, don't have much of a filter in the mornings."
"It's alright," Dick made sure his body language, expression, and voice were all soft. "Not a morning person?"
"Not in the slightest."
He took a bite. "So why're you awake?" He paused before taking another bite. "These are really good."
"Thanks," Danny looked away with a small blush on his cheeks. "I'm here to help you. Part of that includes making sure you eat in the mornings before work."
"You know you don't have to, right?"
"I know, but I want to." He took a few bites of his own breakfast. "From my own experiences, not eating before starting the day can make you really sick, especially if you have a demanding job like you do."
Now isn't that a red flag to add to the growing collection. "You're own experiences?"
"Yeah," Danny said between slow bites, "My parents weren't good cooks unless it was my dad's fudge or my mom's cookies. My sister tried, but, well, she could only do so much with what we had."
"So, where'd ya learn to cook?"
"My friend's parents taught me a few things when I was over at their place."
"Cool, cool."
"Yeah."
Silence took over the apartment as they two finished eating. Despite Danny's protests, Dick insisted on doing the dishes because Danny had cooked. Then, they two set about getting for the day.
Truthfully, Dick didn't want to leave, but he knew he had to. Danny was going to be alone in his apartment all day with nothing to do! A kid's worst nightmare, that is. Sure there are some books in his room, but would Danny like them? More things to figure out.
Danny met Dick at the door just as he was set to leave and handed him some paperwork.
"What's this?" Dick asked.
"Your hour cut request."
"My what?"
"I told you that you need to cut back your working hours from fifty a week to forty. Give that to your boss today."
"And if I don't?" He raised his eyebrow in question. Cutting back his hours would probably be a good thing, but someone else would have to take that time from him. He didn't want to put that work on anyone!
Danny's eyes started to water, going wide and sad as he looked Dick in the eye. "Then I'll be sad." He sniffled for affect. "Do you really wanna make me sad?"
Damn it.
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Danny had no intentions of staying home all day. In fact, he fully planned on shadowing Dick some more, just closer this time. Partly to check out his relationships with his coworkers, but also to make sure he actually submitted his appeal. He also was going to make sure the chef approved it, but what Dick didn't know wouldn't hurt him.
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