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1 year ago

Imagine

You wake up one day, everything feels normal

except...

When did everything become so loud?

Why does everything have a stronger smell?

You get up just to realized, wait a minute....

When did I become this short and small.

Then the realization hits you.

Maybe you shouldn't have yelled at that weird pointy hat cosplayer, because it turned out that they were indeed a real witch, and now you're cursed.

Cursed as what exactly?

Well, a clever, strong, incredibly awesome, majestic, everyone would want to be one, like seriously who wouldn't want to be one, a dashing, a daring-

wild raccoon.


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4 years ago

Paralian

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Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: Jungkook / Reader

Rating: 18+ (mature themes, character death – not main)

Genre: Pirate!AU + Merfolk!AU + Royalty!AU

Synopsis: Far away, under the sea, exists the merfolk Kingdom of Venetus. Y/N is a warrior princess, sworn to protect the nation she loves. Each night, she and her unit are tasked with patrolling the ocean until one night, they come across an unmarked ship. The ship carries a dangerous secret, one which tears Y/N’s ideals apart. In the midst of escaping said danger, Y/N is forced to rely upon a Prince. The Prince of Pirates, to be exact, whose fate and Y/N’s seem inexplicably entwined. Whether their meeting will end in joy or heartbreak remains to be seen. (A -very- loose retelling of The Little Mermaid). 

A/N: Hi. If you see the rating, there are no sexual warnings because this fic does not contain smut. There’s romance, there’s adventure and there are swash-buckling pirates but no one gets their dick sucked. I hope you still give my writing a chance, regardless. I DO have a NSFW follow-up drabble in mind, but I didn’t want this to be the main focus of the story. Without further ado… I hope you enjoy!

Word Count: 41,878

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6 years ago

same

I’m just happy to be alive in the era called Jay Park


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3 years ago

Uhhhhh

Uhhhhh

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He has also made enemies with two of the arguably best Minecraft player. (C!Awsamdude is so screwed 🤦)


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4 months ago

*opens tumblr*

*rummages around like I’m in the fridge*

*closes tumblr*

…*opens tumblr*


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7 months ago
Dialogue Assignment, Audio From Stanley Parable

Dialogue assignment, audio from stanley parable


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9 months ago

omg it was so late when i drew that i completely forgot all of tills piercings wtf


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7 years ago

ok but can we talk about how deep and raspy chanyeol’s voice is omg

istg his voice became deeper and raspier lately and i have yet to stop choking every time i hear his parts like wtf its instant eargasm alkhlhfa i wanna jump off a cliff every time he does his “BRRRRUUUHHHH” part in Monster lmfao ok bye i’m dead for real this bitch just killed me


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