Bribe Your Dm - Tumblr Posts
7 years ago
I try really hard to make Dungeons & Dragons sound fun to non-players.
“It’s like an interactive campfire story!”
“You get to be the creator and master of your own adventure!”
“There’s normally food!”
“You can literally make up whatever you want!
…Well, within reason. There’s like rules or whatever. Don’t worry about that right now…”
“Big fan of a character or celebrity? Shipping two with all your soul and being? Bribe your DM!”
But, I’m pretty sure all they hear is, “Blah, blah, blah, I’m a friggin nerd, there’s excitement in my voice, and I’m grasping at straws- you should walk away now!”
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