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Where are the posts talking about how J. K. Rowling was over exposed to black mold these last few years and the effects that come from that correlating with her abhorant behavior?
I didn't have it on my bingo card and here we are
I was just vibing a little bit ago and an particular phrase appeared to me. It would leave.
"Black mold is just villainous coco powder,"
Enjoy :)
hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary
you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked
and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily
as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together
there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool
furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.
whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again
and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.
lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.
Ok this is getting seriousky out of hand yall 😡 I was in MY OWN DAMMN HOUSSE minding my own business trying to think up some new posts when one of my haters swooped down through the hole in my ceiling to fucking attack me. All over what??? A difference in creative opinion? Because I ate two or three of their (infertile) eggs? They say HATER stands for HATES ANYONE THAT ACHIEVES EXCELLENCE, so I'd like to advise you all get your ass back to nest mountain and learn when to sit back and watch a morherfucker shine. Thanks 😘
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