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this is about halloween costumes
I do think a lot of people who 'dress up' using native american head dresses r stupid. truly offensive. doing it is offensive. dont.
Realistic dating sim where some of the love interests aren’t into you but you don’t know which ones.
idk what to caption this uuuh graham cracker
I’ve been feeling like shit lately so, I made this?
I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you're a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you're a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don't have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don't like.
My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.
it’s so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard
live laugh love style sign that says wage wars get rich die handsome
she a puppygirl bottom call that a subwoofer
finished season 1B of the cuphead show last night. also been listening to will wood's latest album
self-ish era will wood is so fucking funny its just some twink having a screaming match with a saxophone and winning
t4t benverly (transfem ben and transmasc beverly) that's the post
Ladies, if he's:
digging up your coffin
Ronald Reagan (baby)
half human and half machine
laying track on your ass with a Styrofoam bat
at a party hanging out with Mose Def
the right one (on his touch tone touch tone telephone)
the only one (on his am am radio)
your soft fuzzy man, and therefore not like other guys who have a surface
probably going to go insane if he learns your full name
almost fallen down the stairs which is kinda hard to do in a one story home
dancing like a fool but no one seems to care at all
your dad
standing on a chair
caught insomnia from looking at the moon
a freak
the eighth wonder
knows the constellations (well some)
ballroom dancing on a wave in the ocean with his mermaid gf
thinks you've all gone mad, gone nuts at least a tad, it's really kinda sad
wants to be your imaginary friend
sick of playing don't wake daddy
promises he won't throw up, no
asking you to slap him, please, alright if he makes a song about being a rock star
got your hand in his (as you watch Aurora Borealis crush mankind)
can't remember cuz his heart jumped and hit his brain (c'est l'amour et blessure)
can't canoe, can you canoe oh kangaroo?
meant not a single tender word that he's ever said
calls you a sexy dvd
meets you in a dream
says that you can't scare him, but in his heart he screams "you give me gooooooooooooosebumps"
he's not your man, he's
Neil Cicierega
if anyone even cares, the difference between me and a woman is
1 bottle of 72 extra strength rolaids
2 hairbrushes
1 bottle of loreal texturizing mist (?)
1 deodorant
4 combs
1 wallet
1 phone
