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Marauders incorrect quotes
Remus: You‘re not allowed to execute pranks anymore
Sirius: Give me a minute
Remus: What are you doing?
Sirius: Calling my lawyer. He‘ll be here any minute
Remus: You don’t have a lawyer
James enters
Remus: That’s just James with a fake mustache
James, looking offended: Excuse you … I‘m a lawyer
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Remus: James I-
James: There is no „i“ in marauders, Remus. Only „we“
Remus: ok then we are gay
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Lily: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
James: I think it’s -
Remus: 72 hours
James:
James: How do you know that?
Remus: there’s a unicorn behind you. 
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James: Sirius, can you do me a favor?
Sirius: I would literally die for you but go on 
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Remus: there’s literally nothing I love more than Sirius -
Sirius: Hey Remus
Remus: Sirius, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to tell people how much I love you
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Remus: if I keep Sirius alive long enough to come home safe, I’ve done my job
James and Peter: OUR job
Remus, nodding: right, i’ve done our job.
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Marlene: What’s wrong with James?
Lily: Alphabetically or in order of annoyance?
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Sirius, shouting: don’t speak to me, Remus! Get away from me!
Remus: when should I come back?
Sirius: NEVER!
Remus: So, like half an hour?
Sirius: …
Sirius: fifteen minutes.
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Sirius: why are you shirtless?
Remus, smirking: why do you think?
Sirius:
Sirius: because you’re poor?
Remus:
Remus: that’s also right
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James: can you keep a secret?
Remus: do you know anything about my life?
James:
James: no I don’t. Good point.. 
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James: I will do this alone
James: with Sirius
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Remus: I don’t have any other choice now. I could end up seriously hurting someone during the full moon. We don’t know if the wolf won’t attack an animagus. I have to leave alone.
James: Hey, no! You are NOT leaving us! Well - we’ll figure out something.
Peter: Okay, option one. Werewolf Remus kills everyone -
Sirius: Peter!
Peter: What? There are no bad ideas and brainstorming.
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Sirius, clenching his fists: fight me
James standing behind him, softly shaking his head, wand ready in his hand: *mouthes* do not
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Sirius: Remus, you worry too much.
Remus, thinking back on everything that the marauders have done since arriving at Hogwarts: no, I worry exactly the right amount.
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James: if you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror
Remus: Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch …
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Remus: you’re right
Sirius: that’s … that’s an unusual phrase for you, Remus. Did you just learn it?
Remus: shut up, Sirius.
Sirius: oh thank Merlin, I thought you were enchanted for a second there. 
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Lily: Before we go charging in to fight, Voldemort, we have to remember - he’s expecting a competent team of mighty heroes
James: and that gives us the element of surprise 
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Remus, young, naive: I hope something good happens
Remus, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny 
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Lily: So, what’s the plan?
Remus: Magic
Sirius: Wing it
Lily: those are NOT plans!
James: Broom!!
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*sees the McGonagall marching towards them*
Lily, who has done nothing wrong ever: She‘s coming for me.
Sirius, currently guilty of pickpocketing, setting fireworks off in the great hall, aiding and abetting, arson, various pranks: Yeah, probably.