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Name: Temminck Tragopan

Occupation: Convicted sex offender (formerly: comedian)

“It’s... I mean it wasn’t supposed to be that big a deal. Yes, in retrospect I can see how it might be considered inappropriate given it was an outdoor show, but the promoters changed it up to an all-ages audience without telling me and besides! You gotta understand what the atmosphere was at the time. Everybody loved that movie! Look it up, the highest grossing film of all time at the box office. So with that in mind it just seems a bit hypocritical for everybody to pass judgement on me for an inflatable novelty tie in the middle of a comedy routine, especially since probably half the audience was looking that sort of thing up at home! It really seems to me a matter for the fashion police and not for the, you know, the actual guns-and-yelling police. I don’t see why I have to be punished so harshly for working blue.”