Amphibia Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Sasha: I'm 60% talent, 15% sexy, 25% sentimental, and 100% girlfriend material *winks at Marcy*

Marcy: That's 200%.

Sasha, angry that her flirting failed: Well maybe I'm twice the man that you'll ever be.

Sasha: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a therapist if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

Anne: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Sasha, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

Marcy: Anne learned how to fold origami penguins from Felicia the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

Sasha: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. Sasha: I need my socks.

Sprig: Which way did Marcy go? Anne: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left. Sprig: You could really figure it out from that? Anne: No, you idiot, Marcy sent me a text. See?

Anne, admiring a sleeping Sasha: You’re so cute. Sasha, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Anne, lovingly: I know.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Anne, with Sprig and Polly behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Anne: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Anne: HOP POP FUCKING FELL OFF!

Sasha: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm? Sprig: Pretty sure we all are. Anne: I wasn't. Polly: I was. Hop Pop: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Marcy: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

Sprig: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

Sasha: You've got to act tough, Anne! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you! Anne: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. Anne, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

Anne: Marcy, I think we have a problem. Marcy: What, the fire? Anne: No, the- wait, what fire? Marcy: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Sprig: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed. Polly: But you do know better.

Anne: Why aren’t you sleeping? Sasha: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Anne. Anne: Sasha: …The nightmares. Anne: wrapping their arms around Sasha Awwww, sweetie-

Anne: That’s illegal, right? Sasha: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? Anne: No- Sasha: Then shut the fuck up.

Polly, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Polly: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Grime: You need a hobby. Sasha: I have a hobby! Grime: Hitting Sprig isn't a hobby.

Marcy: I'm bored, any suggestions? Anne: Sleeping is nice. Marcy: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Marcy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Marcy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. Anne: Socks are Feetie Heaties. Sprig: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. Polly: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. Hop Pop: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. Sasha: I hate you guys so much.

Sasha: Tell Maggie off, Anne! Assert yourself! Anne: That's my ice cream! Sasha: Good! Now let them have it!! Anne, handing Maggie the ice cream: Here, you can have it!