Al Capone - Tumblr Posts
Forgot what super witty caption I was gonna give this. You will look at my Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian self insert art. Smug bastards...
(Tagging @slashingdisneypasta because I was looking over some of their old NatM:BotS villain drabbles and such and I got inspired.)
(REBLOGS ENCOURAGED)
idk if Ivan would be so open about that but the thought of this exchange made me laugh
hi! Could I request a night at the museum al Capone imagine or dating headcanons? If you don’t want to do it that’s fine!
No, no, no, you don’t understand I love him with all my bones, and you need to request more for him ^^
Next time will totally be a oneshot but its late where I am and I’m sleepy ^^ Haha. I hope you like this!
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· Oh boy, he just loves to have you beside him. A little bit of arm candy, you know? Also, you’re basically the only impulse control/rational thought he has access to, so…
· Is ALWAYS READY to throw down over you.
· “You are… quite beautiful, oui? Allow me too- “
· Cue Al freaken flinging his gun off to the side like he has before and COMING OVER TO YOU TWO. “EY! You get your tiny froggy mits off my doll, knucklehead!” So suddenly that you and Napoleon both jump, from surprise.
· You have to comfort him when he learns about his fate in the Twister Deleted Scene. Just sit by him and pat his shoulder.
· He loves you to wear his hat or his jacket.
· He goes to Napoleon for advice when you’re upset with him. Basically, what Napoleon says is, ‘Apologise to her, nitwit. And take her flowers, she deserves to have flowers!!’.
· He went to Ivan one time and it actually went quite well… until Al mentioned something about Ivan’s past relationships… of which he had 8 wives (Take that, Henry).
· Always leaning over to you and muttering jokes about the others to you like when Ivan went on about reading and when he went full psycho on Napoleon for bringing up his son.
· Its very not good, because he’s FUNNY and you end up LAUGHING and people STARE AT YOU.
· Honestly, he loves to get you in trouble like that, the little shit.
· You have a whole army of gangster big brothers now, because Al has directed them to protect you at all times. From threats, and flirts alike.
· His favourite form of PDA? Well, having his arm around you first and foremost. Its easy to continue while he’s working. But coming in at a close second are lip pecks. He’s practised so he always moves his hat so it doesn’t hit you in the head.
I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Giorno Giovanna, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! - “The Untouchables” (1987)
