Atsushi The Cat

Atsushi the Cat

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to break your vase.  Kyouka: It’s okay, it was an accident.  Atsushi: How much did it cost?  Kyouka: Don’t worry about it.  Atsushi: No, really, tell me.  Kyouka: Well…  Atsushi: …  Kyouka: It was a priceless Ming dynasty artifact that belonged to my ancestors.  Atsushi: WHAT?!  Kyouka: Just kidding. It was from IKEA.

I used to be OBSESSED with that game. I loved it sooo much.

Cats are liquid ♡

July fools?

Dazai: Hey, Kunikida, I have a question for you.  Kunikida: What is it, Dazai?  Dazai: If you had to choose between saving me or saving your notebook, which one would you choose?  Kunikida: That’s easy. I would save my notebook.  Dazai: What? Why?  Kunikida: Because my notebook is more valuable and useful than you.  Dazai: Ouch. That hurts, Kunikida.  Kunikida: Well, it’s the truth. My notebook contains all my plans and ideas, while you are just a lazy and troublesome burden.  Dazai: But I’m your partner and friend, Kunikida. Don’t you care about me at all?  Kunikida: Of course I do, Dazai. But you have to understand that my notebook is my life. Without it, I would be lost and hopeless.  Dazai: I see. Well, in that case, I have another question for you.  Kunikida: What is it now, Dazai?  Dazai: How do you feel about this?  Kunikida: About what?  Dazai:*rips Kunikida’s notebook in half* Kunikida: DAZAI! YOU MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!  Dazai: Just kidding. April Fools!  Kunikida: IT’S NOT APRIL, DAZAI! IT’S JULY! AND THAT WAS NOT A JOKE! THAT WAS A CRIME!  Dazai: Relax, Kunikida. It was just a prank. Besides, it was not your real notebook. It was a fake one I made earlier.  Kunikida: A fake one? How did you do that?  Dazai: Oh, you know. I have my ways.  Kunikida: Well, where is my real notebook then?  Dazai: Oh, that? I sold it on eBay.  Kunikida: WHAT?!  Dazai: Just kidding again. April Fools!  Kunikida: DAZAI! STOP IT! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS TORTURE!  Dazai: Come on, Kunikida. Don’t be so serious. It’s all in good fun. Here, take your real notebook back. It’s safe and sound.  Kunikida:*snatches his notebook back* Dazai: See? No harm done.  Kunikida: No harm done? You almost gave me a heart attack, Dazai!  Dazai: Well, maybe you should learn to lighten up a bit, Kunikida. Life is too short to be so uptight and rigid.  Kunikida: Life is too short to be so reckless and irresponsible, Dazai.  Dazai: Well, agree to disagree then.  Kunikida:*sighs* You’re impossible, Dazai.  Dazai: And you’re adorable, Kunikida.

Can someone invite Elon to go on a fancy Yatch and then throw him off, next to the Titanic.

Oh boy, the Titanic has something against billionaires.

I think the truly sad thing is that we could have fit 2 maybe even 3 more billionaires on there if we just stacked them better

Elon being a Musk melon (again)

fuck it man at this point i really do need to commit to using tumblr as my main thing again cuz this is a joke

If this is helpful, I told Musk melon I'd shave his hair then crack open his head like an egg. I hope he saw that.