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OmiOmi vacuuming and he comes across an area of the carpet where it makes that lskshebsbejsbsjlajsksks noise and he’s like FUCK YEAAAHHH

random haikyuu!! headcanons

part 1, part 2, part 3

tanaka

he ate dog food once on a dare

would do it again

akaashi

he doodles in the margins of his notes

the drawings are either really cute and aesthetic or absolutely demonic and terrifying

he refuses to send people his notes bc he gets so embarrassed by their reactions

atsumu

sends pictures of his bare ass in the inarizaki group chat

kinnie moment

but it’s always the worst timing

[kita]: we need to have an important team meeting

[atsumu]: file.jpg

[aran]:  :(

osamu

whenever he cooks for atsumu he likes to mess with the seasoning so it tastes terrible

atsumu has no idea how his brother runs a successful restaurant bc as far as he knows, osamu can’t cook for shit 

yamaguchi 

he was in a jump rope club in middle school

he’s got calves of steel bc of it

still can do some of the tricks

kuroo

he can’t touch his toes

always complains about how his back hurts

slouching champion

oikawa 

bites and picks at his cuticles as a nervous habit

his fingers are covered in band-aids

might be projecting on this one

hinata

he likes to bear crawl around karasuno’s gym at lightning speed to chase kageyama bc it freaks him out

*violently bangs head against table*

The edges of your mouth are cracked. They have been for the last few months, but it’s become persistent lately.

“It’s vitamin deficiency,” Sakusa says, his hands cradling your face as he studies your lips. You keep your eyes trained on the ceiling, still not quite used to having him so close. He smells sweet and earthy, as if the rain had suddenly decided to become drops of vanilla.

“How have you been sleeping lately?” he asks. He speaks quietly but you can feel the base of his voice, as if you’re in a concert hall.

“Pretty decently,” you stammer. “I wake up a lot, though… and I guess I’ve been pretty stressed. There’s just so much work to do.”

You’ve probably been together for three months now and this is probably the closest he’s ever been. From the beginning you understood that things would take time. 

Criss-cross on the floor across from each other, mere centimeters away, you realize you’re overwhelmed. Perhaps it’s a good thing that it’s taking time, then.

Sakusa stands for a moment to retrieve a bottle of cream. When he sits down again, a breeze of vanilla washes over you. 

“It’s petrolatum-based, I use it a lot for my elbows and knees after practice,” he explains, pumping a little onto his index finger. You nod, as if he’s lecturing on the universe, your heart picking up as you realize what he’s about to do. Eyes quickly go back to the ceiling. 

The silence almost kills you as he dabs the cream to the lesions of your mouth. He’s even closer now, you can feel and smell his breath. It smells like mint and you almost laugh, in all your nervousness, because of course he would have minty breath. 

Then he leans back, rubs the residual cream into the back of his hand. You watch him discreetly, trying to keep your breathing level, only for it to hitch when his eyes calmly settle on you. 

You find it hard to look at the ceiling this time, having been captured. Sakusa stares at you, calmly, and you stare back in this silent game. Then he leans forward, placing a warm palm on your cheek.

He says, “Hey.” It’s almost a whisper. You close your eyes. 

He kisses you on the forehead. For some reason your heart still bursts, as if you’ve just shared an award-winning movie kiss. You could hardly feel it; you could believe that it was a ghost. But the smell of sweet rain that encompasses you tells you otherwise. 

Sakusa keeps his hand on you for a moment longer before he stands. 

“I’ll have dinner ready in an hour,” he says over his shoulder on his way out. “Get some sleep.”

You wonder if his heart is running like yours. 

i love this idea of people flirting with matsukawa at funerals for their relatives, but like... i’m just imaging how distraught he would be. like, sneaking into the employee’s only bathroom, recording a video saying “like, i literally just burned your granny’s body and you’re flirting with me??? i literally have your granny’s ashes on my suit right now” and sending it to the seijoh 4 snapchat every once in a while and everyone loses their shit laughing when it happens. they especially love teasing him when it’s an older widow and makki always suggests stealing her heart and getting on the will. iwaizumi yells at makki for his suggestion the next time they see each other in person and matsukawa suggests hitting the old granny widows up so makki can keep being unemployed

capricorn energy is when you have a short pity party but can’t stand the idea of failing to reach your unattainable expectations you set for yourself so you go back to working on the project that was causing you a mental breakdown in the first place.

A Disclaimer

Some people might find this extremely disturbing. Trigger warning, there is mentions of homophobia, racism, and suicide. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED

Something has come to my attention and I feel like I should speak about as someone who likes Sakusa’s character. (I will try to avoid posting these kinds of things on my blog from now on because I want it to be a place where people can enjoy my work).

I saw there was a #sakusa hate night tag and clicked on it seeing what it was about and I am currently disgusted by what I read. 

If you didn’t know, people have been making headcanons of Sakusa being homophobic and racist and it’s hysterical to me that the Haikyu!! fandom has a particularly large gay/LGBTQ+, LGBTQ+ ally, and POC fan base yet makes headcanons about certain characters (Sakusa, Tsukkishima, to name a few) being homophobic and racist and using the #sakusa hate night tag to spread it. Quite frankly, it’s ironic and embarrassing. 

And the people who are doing this just so happen to be POC, Gay/LGBTQ+ or LGBTQ+ allies. If you are doing this, you are literally contradicting yourself. You are spreading homophobia and racism and it needs to stop. (To the person who said you liked to make jokes about racism and homophobia, you are undermining the decades of discrimination people went through. Some people were killed for being who they are and it is still happening now. You disgust me.) They are creating headcanons that are not even remotely close to their canon character. I am not saying this on the behalf of just Sakusa but also some other Haikyu!! characters who are also accused of being homophobic or racist and the fandom continues to enforce it or do nothing about it. Racism and homophobia can’t be justified as jokes and humor, it’s sickening and simply downplays the trauma of what it’s like to be LGBTQ+ and/or a POC. 

Huge trigger warning ahead: Mention of suicide. 

It even went as far as almost making someone commit suicide because of the headcanons they made about Sakusa. If you are really bold enough to accuse a fictional character of being homophobic and racist because you think it’s fun, then please turn on your comments on your posts because you are part of the problem. Jokes about homophobia and racism is not humor, it’s utter disrespect. You also claim that the information you put on Sakusa’s Wiki page about how he was homophobic and racist was ‘true’. How?

It hurts even more that Sakusa’s meticulous and perfectionistic like qualities is something I am able to relate to while there are people who will make harmful assumptions about a character who some people enjoy. (And don’t pull the ‘it’s because he gives off that vibe’ excuse or that was your first impression of him. He is in the manga and if you paid close attention, you would be able to see that he is not homophobic or racist.)

I am not saying you are not allowed to dislike a character and if you do, it’s not that hard to keep it to yourself, but to make accusations and hurtful headcanons about a character can actually hurt the people who can actually relate to them. If you dislike them because of a headcanon you came up with or that’s your first impression of them and you didn’t actually analyze and do any research about them, then that’s where the line is crossed. 

Before you attack me for being pressed about this and calling me petty, this is more severe than you think it is. The people who are doing this are being homophobic and racist even though they might say otherwise. 

If you don’t like what I said then please feel free to block me, but I would like to make it clear I do not tolerate homophobia and racism whatsoever. Even though I only have a small following on this platform, I am determined to make this blog a safe place for others. 

If you are curious about what sakusa hate night is about, it’s pretty easy to search up, but please be cautious. Some of the stuff under that tag is disturbing and may trigger some people. I only ask you be aware.

I don’t like asking for likes and reblogs, but this is so important so please reblog and like this post. This is something everybody should be aware about. (Yes, I will post something else soon, don’t worry.)