Don't Get Me Wrong, Cabin Fever (2002) Has A TON Of Dated And Inappropriate Dialogue, BUT... Some Of

Don't get me wrong, Cabin Fever (2002) has a TON of dated and inappropriate dialogue, BUT... some of the lines and scenes are kinda hilarious tho.. like who wrote this lmao

Prime example 1:

"I'm gonna shoot squirrels with it (rifle)"

"Why?"

"Cuz they're gay"

*angry reaction from girl*

"I'm kidding! I don't care care if they're gay or straight I'm gonna kill them either way"

Prime example 2:

"This is Dr. Mambo (his dog)"

"He's a doctor? Like a physician or a professor?"

"Yeah, he's a professor... of being a dog! Oof! Faced!"

Prime example 3:

*deathly ill man needs help, they refuse to help so he tries to steal the car to get help, they proceed to try and beat him, shoot him, stab him, and set him on fire while he vomits blood and stumbles around until he dies from being LIT on FIRE. This poor mans has had a DAY*

The first ingredient in Grape Juicy Juice is Apple Juice

Philip after killing his brother: This sucks

Also Philip: Oh shit this actually kinda slaps nvm y’all

Omg hooters but it's booters and instead of an owl there's a ghost