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Shout out to the homoeroticism between West and Dan in The Re-animator

No offense to the guy in Re-animater but if some guy I met earlier that day came to move in with me and his first question is "do you have a basement?" Then when he goes in the basement he goes "yes...ooohhhh yess...this will do nicely..." I simply would not let him move in with me

Omg hooters but it's booters and instead of an owl there's a ghost

My favorite scientific articles are the ones responding to other scientific articles that are basically "you're not only wrong, you're stupid and here's why"

Then the first one fires back like "you clearly have no idea what you're talking about so let me spell it out for you"

And so on

Watched the hollow, it was good but I almost had to give up on it cause Kai was so fucking annoying

What up with the teachers in bee and puppycat looking like transient hobo alcoholics

I've been thinking of myself as a Sim and... it's been helping my mental health?

I'd love a story where there's an ancient/foreign language and the characters turn to the *chosen one* like "what does it say?" And they respond like "uuuh I have no idea. Why do you think I'd be able to read this? " "well... your ancestors wrote it..." "mmkay um yeah that's not how reading works"

Don't get me wrong, Cabin Fever (2002) has a TON of dated and inappropriate dialogue, BUT... some of the lines and scenes are kinda hilarious tho.. like who wrote this lmao

Prime example 1:

"I'm gonna shoot squirrels with it (rifle)"

"Why?"

"Cuz they're gay"

*angry reaction from girl*

"I'm kidding! I don't care care if they're gay or straight I'm gonna kill them either way"

Prime example 2:

"This is Dr. Mambo (his dog)"

"He's a doctor? Like a physician or a professor?"

"Yeah, he's a professor... of being a dog! Oof! Faced!"

Prime example 3:

*deathly ill man needs help, they refuse to help so he tries to steal the car to get help, they proceed to try and beat him, shoot him, stab him, and set him on fire while he vomits blood and stumbles around until he dies from being LIT on FIRE. This poor mans has had a DAY*

Caleb Prediction thats actually redraw of a doodle from my notes i already posted shh

They proceeded to talk in rat puns for the next hour

Philip after killing his brother: This sucks

Also Philip: Oh shit this actually kinda slaps nvm y’all

A painting?

PERRY the painting!?!?!

Finally watched Eternals

So far I think the funniest thing about Moon knight is the implication that, while Marc was in control, he forgot about Steven's fish and when he found out he let it die, he tried to secretly replace it and got angry that the fish store didn't have one with a missing fin so he had to go with a subpar replacement fish and just hoped steven wouldn't notice. Which he did immediately of course.

18 minutes in of S8E13 of Its Always Sunny has me balling I'm literally balling my eyes out what the fuck

The first ingredient in Grape Juicy Juice is Apple Juice

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Mirabel: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Bruno: Killed without hesitation.

Mirabel: No, let’s start from the beginning again…

shawty had that 7 foot frame

rats along his back

bruno being hyped up to being this evil looming scaryass rat king and then we see him and he’s quite literally Just Some Guy

"7-foot frame" he's only 5'4" 😭😭😭