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Underrated Jonathan Sims moment when he puts out a call for a statement from a computer hobbyist in hopes of finding someone who can break him into Gertrude's laptop. And the woman who answers gives one of the most memorable, spine-chilling, true-to-form-internet-horror statements at the pinnacle of what TMA horror can be. And Jon's like "happy for you or sorry that happened anyway can you hack into this laptop for me?"

And she does

Jon please just pay a professional for their time.

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

All these episodes and I'm over here relistening to ones I've already listened to for clues rather than just listening to new ones and having them explain it lol

Honestly, Georgie is right about everything in magnus archives and any fans who give her shit for not constantly helping John are wrong in my opinion.

John repeatedly by everyone and the show itself, is stated to be self destructive in his attempts to fix things. He continuously engages with and thrives off using the powers of the eye and then has to deal with the fact that doing so will start hurting innocent people. He constantly makes himself out to be the one who takes the fall and suffers through everything despite all the people around him trying to help and doing what they can.

Ultimately Georgie calls the situation for what it is, realizes John has no interest in improving himself or seeking help and washes her hands of the situation. She won't assist or engage with his self destructive habits and won't set herself on fire to keep him warm. Consistently Georgie has been shown to be someone who will help her friends and do what she can for them, but she's also mature and aware enough to recognize when what she can do won't be enough. When the person she's trying to help is digging their feet in and squandering what she offers she's not going to force feed it to them.

It shows the difference between her and Martin. Martin is someone willing to destroy himself to help people he loves. He and John are both willing to break themselves apart, not acknowledging that in doing do they could hurt those around them or make things worse.

People want to fault Georgie for giving up on John but i won't, it's not her job to keep him healthy or baby him. She's her own person who is doing the best she can and putting her effort into people who show a want to be better.

Live action Jonathan Sims has to be Dev Patel.

I am willing to fight ya'll about this

I refuse to become another goddamn mystery

the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.

The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]

ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.

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Cave Networks, Fungi, and What it Means to be Alive

“Fear of Depths” by Jacob Geller // Illustration of green mold by Carlton C. Curtis, “Nature and Development of Plants” //  YouTube comment by The Florida Man // Illustration of a neuron, from “Neurons and glial cells” // Merlin Sheldrake, “Entangled Life” // map of Mammoth Cave H.C. Hovey // YouTube comment by Lorenzo Pachecho // Illustration of grass roots by Mohamed El Mazlouzi // Merlin Sheldrake, “Entangled Life”

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”

national elections so fucked someone's out to become king of the franks

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

tma season one/early season2 cast portrait! these are much older art plus only sasha and micheal haven’t gone through redesigns but!! i’m still very proud of how they turned out :))

tim isn’t finished cause i- forgot about this series but i have daisy, basira, melanie, gerry and helen also in the making!

the eye spotted in my city

do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?