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patheticcryptid

1 year ago

Keeping with tradition when it comes to Tolkien verse on screen, I am expecting Legolas in season 2 of RoP.

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

I can't believe Nori is Saurons biological daughter, what a plot twist.

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

What I want to know is how they clean their teeth in Middle Earth. Considering all the ale they drink the acid damage alone must be horrendous.

Do they even have dentists? If they do I bet they are dwarves and everyone is terrified of them.

Bearded, easily agitated dwarf in full armor coming at you with pliers. I bet there's a clinic in Dale, and parents use it to threaten their kids when they misbehave.

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