So It's Been A Bit Since I've Wrote Anything Rwby Shipping Related.

So it's been a bit since I've wrote anything rwby shipping related.

what ships do you want me to cover

Sometimes you need a little road rage.

Ogre slayers exist to fight ogre beasts.

So no matter what, if a ogre beast is near by there will always be a ogre slayer.

(also someone PLEASE ask me something! I know I'm mainly known for my rwby fanfics but I'm so fuckin bored!)

"You must fight"

OH BOY GLITCH GETS TALK ABOUT WR AGAIN FOR THE SECOND TIME?!

Yeah I'm back and I'm basically using this as an excuse to explain why i dont understand the appeal to WR (and yeah I'm digging myself a grave, I don't care because by the end of this I will be this fandom public enemy #1) so y'all can dismantle my half baked arguments just as a fyi.

This is not meant to attack WR shippers but I need to say this now as someone who firmly believes WR is ABSOLUTE ass.

First of all,

It's, fucking boring

"Oh but it adds more diversity and-" UHP! NO! Not hearing it.

Ok yes i know having more diversity in a series is always nice to have but there is no way in hell having a ship result in either one of both characters becoming cardboard cutouts of themselves os a good thing.

"oh your just a bigot who believes all ships should have men-" UHP! Once again! NONE of your bullshit. First of all fuck you if you actually thought that.

Second, no, if I was id still be celebrating the arkos kiss or just arkos in general, or I'd be writing fanfiction about how jaune and Ren are such "gigachads who get ALL the pussy because men are better and I am CLEARLY overcompensating for the fact I have a microdick". Which, if you looked on my garbage blog, has nothing of the sorts.

Now to the actual point, this is due to the fact there has been no hinting towards whiterose, no building towards, not even passing remarks about how close Weiss and ruby are getting. There has been nothing done for it so unless v10 is greenlit and rt decided to say "y'know what? For today let's make glitchs day shit" before making whiterose happen by pulling a bumblebee and backpedaling away from any ship they were pushing towards and instead constructing a half-assed, terribly written, and overall cluster fuck of a WR romance subplot before rt talks out of their ass and says it was planned when in truth it wasn't.

Next is.

Opposites attract sucks (when used generally)

Now look, lots of people LOVE this trope, it's campy, it's feel good, it's ushy-gushy and it's just disgustingly sweet.

I hate it.

It's overdone.

It's contrived.

And overall its the same bullshit.

Over and over and over again it's the same bullshit with no innovation and it gets boring real fast. By the end result I'm less glad their together and more glad this boring shit is done and not repeating itself.

The structure is clunky and overall is in hindsight, REALLY terrible at telling love stories, yeah it's "tried and true" but that doesn't mean it's good.

Finally for the last reason why I find it baffling why this ship has not been discarded and pissed is the same reason why I don't care for arkos aside from the fact it's boring.

There's no payoff, thus there's nothing worth investing in.

Every major point you could have happen is already done.

Weiss becoming personable?

Done.

Weiss realizing that she can depend on her team and not be a bitch to others because not everyone cares about her status or her name.

Done.

A metaphorically middle finger to weiss' father showing that he's just a push over and has no control over his family that he can use to harm them.

Already done oh yeah and if I am correct, he's dead. (I haven't kept up with the series, I stopped at V5 but I plan on watching the entire series)

Everything that could be done for the ship has already been done in the series and the only real appeal to it is the wholesomeness. And while yes it is probably adorable there's no real point in it anymore.

I'm not trying to be a smart ass or an asshole but this ship has no merit anymore and if it some how becomes cannon it's gonna be half-assed, poorly written and just awful to watch, do I need to remind you all of how bumblebee was handled?

Overall this ship has no merit to become cannon and overall there's no real substance in general for it. Atleast for me there isn't.

If you like it for the fluff, enjoy it for the fluff but there's no point in this becoming cannon. Unless-

Rt decides to once more, play this fandom like a kazoo and make wr cannon, to also make themselves look better, and to get people to ignore the horrible, homophobic, transphobic, ableist and out right "wtf" practices done in the company, oh yeah and to also please the people who fetishize lesbians because "haha, ladies kissing are hot".

Ok I think I've pissed off enough people for today so I'm just gonna go.

And once again, you allowed to like whiterose, don't let my opinion change it, and don't attack anyone because of their differing opinions, if you do that, YOU are contributing to the growing problem that lives in this fandom, which is "no one can take a fuckin opinion without getting crucifying that person".

Now rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers 🤘

Jaune: ruby we both know Im not going to fuck you until your 20

Ruby: you will not deny me my right to that arc!-

Jaune: maybe not but-

Jaune turns around and books it to whatever dimension he might find himself in.

Ruby: jaune I swear to the brothers I'm gonna make you feel worth loving one way or another-

Ruby would petal burst after him as yang was standing outside the front of the twos cabin as she looked mortified at what she just heard. She then proceeded to grab her scroll and call someone.

Yang: hey uncle qrow. Can I have your stash of alcohol, I think I need it.

Yang: Hey sis, I thought you like keeping your hair down

Ruby with a ponytail: Yeah but I wanna try something different and plus IwannagiveJaunesomethingtopullon

Yang: What?

Ruby: What?

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