... I Feel Like I'm The Only One Who Isn't Surprised.

... I feel like I'm the only one who isn't surprised.

Like Ace op's, Aesop's.

Kinda on the nose. (Maybe I just know of aesop because I watch one piece) but that's just me.

Outside of that you ain't dumb. Stuff like this can happen to everyone.

GUYS

IM SO DUMB I JUST REALIZED

THE ACE OPS

ARE ALL BASED OFF OF AESOP’S FABLES

WTF

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE????

THE ELM AND THE VINE?????

A FISHERMAN’S LUCK????

THE DOG AND HIS REFLECTION?????

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST REASHOT?!

Then again this is a shitpost, I shouldn't be surprised, But still.

Ruby Is A Good Girl, I Swear.

Jaune: *Pat Ruby's head once*

Ruby:

Alright then. It seems I have to pause the glitch cycle.

Let's fucking go.

SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT SPAHHZY!

..I think it's safe to say I won the angst war between me, @spahhzy, and @epic-arc. With three solid angst posts and both of them being radio silent for a minute (I feel like I should be worried about that but eh). I feel like I just hit a fuckin black flash..

is that cringe?

Ah who gives a shit! I won!

Now it's time for the glitch cycle! Let the suffering begin!

But before that, back to your regular scheduled program of lovey dovey Bullshit and me being fuckin GOOFY.

wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.

Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you

How goofy I shall be!

Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.

Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?

Jaune: one name, Neon.

Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?

Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.

Ren: alright then... Can I join?

Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.

After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.

Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.

Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?

Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.

Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.

Nora: thanks jaune.

Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.

Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..

their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.

DOMAIN EXPANSION:

CLIMAX CLOG

DOMAINE EXPANSION

Kidney stones

..yeah don't mind me just gonna

BLAGH.

Weiss Schnee: Birthright.

(Verse 1)

A mirror inside of my room. Kept me divided in two. So to me on the other side all I ask is this.

What is our birthright?

Is it a throne to sit upon as everyone's heart grows cold.

Colder each minute.

My heart is dying.

Telling me I'm so brave.

I know your all lying.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 2)

The kingdom you built in the sand.

Left to wash away as you will soon fade.

The pain you caused was nothing but a wound.

And Mine will heal soon

So take that royal tests that once burdened me

For I fly free. I'll shove it in your face because I refuse to let you win

And I refuse to let this suffering live.

You heart from day one, you forced us all to feel alone.

So I say no.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 3)

Freedom, oh sweet freedom.

How I longed for the moment that I'm finally free.

This kingdom of sand is weak as snow.

The kingdom I will build will be beautiful like ice.

You wanted to be immortal.

By haunting our dreams.

But I become immortal because I am free.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

I uh.. I wrote a really shitty Ruby rose song for my Rwby rewrite... Your all going to read the lyrics because I suck at music. And am too much of a fucking pussy to even try singing it.

Ruby Rose: thorns (act 1)

(Verse 1)

(In a whispered voice) red like roses fill my dreams.

My dreams are empty, lost of hope.

The infinite distance set in my life.

Things set into motion as you died.

(In a whispered voice) and leads me too. The place you rest.

I didn't want this.

Yet it happens to me.

Ripped out of my hands. I'm all alone.

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 2)

(In a whispered voice) white is cold and always yearning.

I wish you were here, I wish I said I love you and goodbye.

But now I am here all alone, feeling like a rose, that's only thorns.

(In a whispered voice) burdened by a royal test.

Lost all the beauty, but kept all that pain, i feel incomplete.

Dear mother if your listening to me.

Please

stop

Haunting my dreams!

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 3)

(In a whispered voice) Black the beast descends from Shadows.

I feel them creeping in. The regrets digging under my skin.

When you left all I felt was that I was alone.

I wish you were here so that way you do what you would and that you could you say

“I love you my dear daughter”

(In a whispered voice) yellow beauty burns

Scorching the world. All I feel is alone. And I'm sick of this feeling.

Deep in my soul.

(In a whispered voice) gold.

I'm sorry it's just cringe I just really wanted peoples opinions on these shitty ass lyrics.