(hello Everyone Apologies For My Garbage Writing As Per Usual... I Just... REALLY Like This.)

(hello everyone apologies for my garbage writing as per usual... I just... REALLY like this.)

Jaune felt... Warm.. very warm, as if he laid on a bed of fur and as he opened he saw himself.. back at beacon.

???: you know... I never would have expected you to perish jaune.

Jaune looked behind him at the source of the voice only for his face to turn to a scowl as he saw a man with brown hair and skin, wearing white armor with emeralds embedded. He looked different but jaune.. he knew who this was.

Jaune: Ozpin. I thought you already vanished

Ozma: please.. call me Ozma.

Jaune: regardless. What do you want.

Ozma sighed as he walked up to the young man and sat beside him.

Ozma: what can't I talk to one of the people who saved all of remnant?

Jaune: nah.. ruby did.. all of her team did. Most I did was.. hold off cinder

Ozma: there you go again. Undermining how truly marvelous you can be.

Ozma would stand as he looked at jaune.

Ozma: jaune. I am very aware how you feel about me. But if you'll allow me to say a few things, from one dead man to the next... You and all your friends, especially team RWBY are marvelous. You may say you don't have talent or skill. You may compare yourself to the others and believe.. you mean nothing. But.. you.. you despite everything, especially you.. you persist. You learned, You grew, and you turned to a hero. A knight... The knight I should have been.

Jaune sat there as he thought back to.. everything. To his friends.. to his first kiss.. to his mother. His family. And as jaune thought back a small tear ran down his eye.

Jaune: ah don't act like I'm better... We're both fuck ups.. can't even save ourselves... Or the ones we love.

Jaune hugged his knees as he thought back to Weiss... God he wanted to apologize for.. everything he did, all the stupid attempts to ask her out. All the times he didn't truly understand her. Then he thought to Pyrrha, for not noticing her feelings, for letting her die, and for melding her weapon with his.

He was a prick.

Ozma: perhaps... Perhaps we are the exact same. It would be fitting if instead of Oscar, you became my new host.. but I think the reason why you and I aren't connected... Is because there was nothing to learn from eachother. We would have melded almost instantly. But yet here we are, you the knight of your generation.. and me.. an old wizard who is.. so.. so tired.

Jaune looked at Ozma confused as he had a smile.

Ozma: don't die yet. Be the man I should have been. Find love... And know no matter where any of your friends are, alive or dead.. they are so.. so proud of you... And tell Oscar good luck! I'm expecting greatness from both of you.

And as Ozma faded jaune felt.. awake as he closed his eyes with him grumbling in annoyance before opening them back up to see Nora, Weiss, and Ruby looking at him with worry. As Ren, Blake, Oscar, and yang looked at him aswell.

Jaune: are we all.. dead? I'm really hoping we aren't.

Jaune received a chuckle from.. Weiss of all people as Ruby just shook her head. And soon everyone embraced and they all laughed in joy together.

As they lived

Happily,

Ever,

After.

Happily Ever After

A young Jaune Arc, being given a bedtime story by his mother, Juniper.

Juniper: Okay, Jaune, you ready for a bed time story?

Jaune: Yeah, yeah!

Juniper: Okay my little knight, what story would you like to hear?

Jaune: The White Knight!

Juniper: Again? You always want that story, wouldn’t you like to try something different this time?

Jaune: No! I want the, White Knight!

Juniper: But, why? I mean, I’ve read you it so many times before, don’t you already know the story well enough you don’t need me to tell you it anymore?

Jaune: But, I like hearing you tell me the story, Mommy!

Juniper: Oh, you little charmer… Why do you like hearing this so much anyway?

Jaune: Because it’s awesome! It has knights, dragons, princesses, and the hero always saves the day, and lives happily ever after! I want to be a hero, just like that.

Juniper: Aww… That’s so sweet to hear, Jaune. But, remember; the hero doesn’t always have a happily ever after. Sometimes its not so happy.

Jaune: What?! But, he’s the hero?! The hero always has a happy ending!

Juniper: Only in fairytales my little knight, only in fairytales…

~~~

Years later when Jaune is a young adult; He, and his friends are all celebrating the defeat of Salem. He can here their cries of joy, and celebration, until he hears a horrified scream as his friends rush towards his broken body as he lay in a pool of his own blood.

Ruby: Jaune…? Jaune?!

Weiss: Oh gods?! OH GODS!!

Ren: Jaune! Jaune, can you hear us?!

Nora: Someone get a medkit, now! You hear me; NOW!

Blake: He’s lost so much blood…

Yang: Why weren’t we watching him?! We were too focused on, Salem, and…?! Fuck!

Blake: I got the medkit, hang on, Jaune!

Oscar: Guys… I… I don’t think…

Weiss: Shut up! Shut the fuck up, Oscar! Jaune’s going to pull through this! He’s gotta! He’s gotta…

Nora: Jaune, Can you hear us! Please… please answer me!

Jaune: She was right… Of course you were right…

Blake: Fuck! This is bad, really bad!

Ruby: Hang on, Jaune! You’ve got to hang on!

Yang: Ruby… I… I don’t think…

Weiss: No! Don’t you dare finish that sentence!

Nora: Yeah! J-Jaune can pull through with this! I-I know he can! R-Right, Ren…?

Ren: I… I don’t think…

Ruby: No! He has to, he promised he would see this through to end! And a, Arc never goes back on their word!

RWN: NEVER!!!

Blake: Quiet! Everyone quiet! He’s trying to say something…

Jaune: You were right, mom… the hero… the hero doesn’t always get… get…

Ruby: Get the what?!

Yang: Jaune, what is it?!

Nora: Stay with us, Jaune! Please stay with us!

Jaune: The happily… the happily ever… after…

Weiss: W-What is he talking about?!

Ren: He doesn’t know what’s happening, he’s lost so much blood… He’s… he’s dying…

Nora: W-We can save him though, right…?

Oscar: I think… I don’t think we can…

Weiss: No! Don’t say that!

Nora: He’s not gone yet! There’s still a chance!

Ruby: J-Jaune’s strong enough to handle this! He can pull through! R-Right, Yang…?

Yang: Ruby… I don’t think… I think we have to… to…

Weiss: No! Please don’t make me say it! Don’t make me say goodbye! I can’t say it! I can’t! I c-can’t!

Jaune: oh…?

Blake: Shh! He’s saying something…

Jaune: H… h…

Yang: What is he trying to say…?

Nora: Shh!

Jaune: He… hello… again…

Weiss: J-Jaune…?

Jaune:

Ruby: Jaune…? Jaune, answer me! Answer me dammit!

Jaune:

Nora: No… nononono!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jaune: Weiss... You'll have to legally call me daddy no-

Weiss: no. NO. FUCK THAT, AND FUCK YOU!

Jaune: Weiss I know its-

Weiss: no, it's not "kill yourself" fuck you. It's "im going to break your pelvis" fuck you

R/J: WHAT?!

Weiss: ruby can join aswell if she feels like it but I'm not about to live the rest of my days dickless all because you fucked those SOWS of my family.

Jaune: hey wait you can't say-

Weiss: PANTS OFF ARC. Unless you feel like having your dick be frozen off!

JAUNE IS A WHORE. Pt 1

(once again this is a shitpost. This does not actually represent how I view the characters this is more of just me deciding to dick around and make something funny)

Jaune entered a room as he saw one Weiss schnee sitting on a couch with a chair facing her as the air was.. tense to say the list

Jaune: uh hey Weiss.. you uh.. called me for something?

Weiss: yes there is something we need to discuss. Now please have a seat.

Weiss would point at the chair as jaune made an audible gulp. Jaune would simply nod as he walked up to the chair before sitting down.

Weiss: there... Now me and ru-

Jaune: I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOM!

Weiss: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Jaune: wait... You didn't know? Then why did you ask me to come here-

Weiss: because I was planning on asking you to go out with me and ruby to the mall but right now.. YOU FUCKED MY SISTER?!

Jaune: and your mom...

Weiss: AND MY MOTHER?!

Jaune: look it was an accident I swear-

Weiss: JAUNE YOU FUCKIN WHORE!

The sun, the flame, the saber.

The sun dragon, Salamandra.

The sun dragons sword, Johnson Cardinal.

Do you take requests rwby or hazbin hotel lewd ideas?

Surprised you brought up HH but yeah I can do requests for rwby lewd ideas, just nothing too weird.

Ah yes, Johnsons ex, Rilla greybur

Aight let fuckin chat.

Sit the fuck down youngling, it's time I talk seriously.

So rt is shutting down. RWBY is still up in the air, and I... I'm personally happy about the former because

FUCK YOU ROOSTER TEETH

But regardless there's the topic of "what the fucks gonna happen to RWBY?" And personally. I think it's going to just.. not get continued. Obviously the fandom will still exist (god will it ever) but RWBY probably ends here, after two mediocre/boring crossover movies. A pretty alright volume 9 with us being left on a cliff hanger.

Now what do I have to say? Personally I don't mind. I'm mad the series is probably going out like this but that doesn't mean if it does go out I'm going to be pissed.

Why? Because mothafucka I'm gunning for the rights as soon as I have enough money from being an author. This series has fuckin inspired me to create so fuck RT fuck WB this series will get treated right.

Atleast I hope in my case. I know there are plenty of people who want to see this series get an ending and there's me, who thinks the whole series deserves a do-over, fresh coat of paint, new actors, new much better writers and overall getting the respect it deserves.

But overall? Even if the series does end, that won't mean it's gone for good, if WB does decide to somehow keep producing I'll be fuckin jumping in my seat, because mothafucka rwby is RWBY I ain't missing THAT.

Now that's my terrible take/shameless self advertising (imma get the rights to the series eventually but right now onward with RWBY: fate!)

Rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers 🤘