Fine I Get Off On Emasculating Tiny Men. Don't @ Me.

fine i get off on emasculating tiny men. don't @ me.

happy pride! remember:

COPS ARENT WELCOME AT PRIDE

THE GOVERNMENT ISNT YOUR FRIEND

WEAR SUNSCREEN

THE POLICE ARE A RACIST INSTITUTION CREATED TO PREY ON MINORITIES

EXCLUSIONISTS ARENT WELCOME AT PRIDE EITHER

ACAB

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softly grinding against a lap of a flustered top is really under appreciated i think. i think kissing along a flustered tops neck is too. tops who are more vocal than the bottom, tops who just want to please the bottom so bad and be a good boy (or any preference). tops who beg to finish inside, tops who get so clingy and dig their nails into the bottoms side when close. top posts often talk about the sadistic silent types who man handle to have the authority but i think soft tops deserve just as many posts. give your top who's like this a big kiss and say how cute they are next time they're pounding into you <3 catch them off guard. make them lose their voice from overstimulation 🪴

top 5 things people should know about sex

sex doesn't ever have to involve penetration or even genitalia if you don't want it to.

the lack of an orgasm isn't necessarily a sign that the sex was bad, and the presence of one isn't a guarantee that the sex was good or even wanted.

wanting or needing any kind of aides during sex - vibrators, other toys, more lube, pillows to prop up parts of your body, etc - is totally fine and doesn't mean that anyone isn't "good enough" as they are.

there's no guaranteed trick to make yourself a better sexual partner except for subjecting yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known and just talking to your partner(s).

statistically speaking whatever you think is weird about your own body or sexual proclivities is probably pretty average.

Me when I'm into vampires, vore, submissive men, pegging, blood, cnc, knives, tentacles, impact play, and biting and I meet my vanilla ass boyfriend who is like... "oh kinks of mine? Hmm... maybe being told I'm doing a good job fucking you"

Like bro. I am about to show you what you have been missing don't you worry. I am going to introduce you to a whole new world just you wait.

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old