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I say stuff like this all the time

imagine a feisty!mc x solomon

whenever solomon is annoying mc just threatens to stab/hurt him in some way (lovingly)

solomon: hey mc

mc: yeah?

solomon: remember how you told me not to step one foot in the kitchen?

mc: yes...?

solomon: well look.

*solomon has his hand on the kitchen floor, but the rest of his body in the hallway leading to*

mc, annoyed: get your hand out of the kitchen or im going to stab it with a dagger.

solomon, throwing his hands up and laughing: okay okay!!

i had a thought because i too act like that towards annoying people

Hsjshsh honestly I think Solomon deserves a quick stab for putting his hand in the kitchen- although it is fitting that he’d find a loophole like that to get away with it lolol

But imagine!!- MC gets a fake / prop knife! the kind with a small retractable plastic blade. Then MC can just randomly walk over and ‘stab’ Solomon with it to get the frustration out XD

there’s too many name at this point and most of them have crazy trauma just like me

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

Go girl give us that

This is what I can only imagine people see whenever he’s summons a cauldron

(人´口`) Deuce’s strongest spell be like :

“I will have CAULDRON!!”

I miss the drunkards in Mondstadt. Venti is not hungover, he’s just pissed that he slept in the same room as everyone else instead of Diluc’s room. Rosaria is also not hungover, she’s just chilling with her claws. 

New headcanon

Absolutely believe that the people of Mondstadt know that there’s something off about Venti. They’re just wrong in their guess. But they all know to hold fast to certain reminders.

Do not stare into his eyes for too long, looking anywhere else would leave you better off, his eyes will drive you mad with images of brewing storms and the distinct reminder that the wind is not as gentle as it is in Mondstadt everywhere else.

The songs he plays to a crowd or anywhere in public are safe, enjoy until you are too drunk on the melody to listen any longer. You’ll hear them once more when you turn in for the night, lulling you into a peaceful sleep.

However if you happen across him secluded, playing to himself. Turn away and do not look back. It is not a song meant to be heard by normal folk and you’ll find yourself unable to forget it until it consumes your every thought.

If you see a bird next to him, of any kind, do not scare it off. He talks to the birds and everyone’s sure that they talk back.

Take everything from his mouth with a grain of salt, but keep it in mind. Often it is nonsense, but it will always hold a bit of truth to it. It is your job to parse out the riddle he has given.

All this to say that everyone’s convinced Venti is a fairy of some sort but they like him too much to say anything because they don’t want him to be uncomfortable. He’s clearly acting as a human for some reason and he’s fixed the people who may or may not have gone a bit mad after not listening to the warnings to the best of his abilities. And he does seem really sad about it each time it happens.

some of you already know what happens when I am bored some also know how much I love the guest room feature lol

well here we go again, next level I was stressed and bored so I started…cleaning…......💀💀💀 and decorating……

idk this may be a new tag game? like, what will your/your OC's twst room look like? choose your dorm and decorate your room ?? (should I make a new post for that???)

anyway

mine lol

and empty rooms

you can use them, but with credits please because it took a while to clean them

this is so much funnier than it needs to be

has anyone done this yet?

The savanaclaw scene killed me

This is totally THEM

This is so cute

an archon, an oni and an emergency food walks into a haunted house these 3 are my beloved dumb dumber and dumbest trio <3

Look at my doctor dawg, I'm gonna die 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

I love my one and Oni 💞💞💞🥰🥰🥰

that last post is exactly why i want to lovingly beat the shit out of itto. i can't not smush his cheeks - 💫

Itto is the embodiment of the most loving dumbass that'll do everything to make u smile 😔✌️ I'd pinch his cheeks every day 🥹

I love him ❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞

Solomon is bad at cook. It’s bad not even the avatar of Gluttony can stomach it. Some animals eat food that are poisonous to others and use that poison as a defense.

So maybe if a demon were to try eat him Solomon would taste bad and possibly be poisonous

Random thought I just wanted to share this no one that I know IRL would listen to nor understand this so I’m posting it here

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

Hehe 🥴

*looking at Idia as he rambles about charisma stats* yeah okay but like... Pathetic loser gamer boys are kinda *lip bite*

– basically idia's married life with mc

I’m so normal about idia 😌

TWST Incorrect quotes#684 HELLOOOO NURSE

In the NRC Infirmary

Jamil: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you... Idia: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool! Jamil: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

Both Jamil and Idia HARD-stare at each other, Till they both sighed and gave the subject a rest

Idia*Crossing his arms*Come to think of it Jamil, why we came to the infirmary, I-Im fine-

Yuu*Wearing a nurse uniform, is helping the staff today for extra money and sees Idia and Jamil*What seems to be the problem?

Jamil:...

Idia:....

Idia*Moaning in pain in the hospital bed with pink hair*MY HEART PURPLE!?-MY LEG INSIDE OUT!?-

hehe

starting the year with bangers 🔥

This so cute! I’m literally crying 🥹💞

Your art is so cute ;_; I'm curious, what do you think PinocchiYuu would look like? Thats Yuu but their nose grows when they lie.

Honestly I think PinocchioYuu would be a child and instead of the cricket guiding Yuu to do good it would be grim instead, which you can imagine would end up in chaos 💀 Also the dynamic between PinocchioYuu and Ortho would be very interesting and adorable

Edit: the perfect name would be Pinocchiyuu! Totally not stealing this idea from anybody•3• ( @kahunap ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ)

☺️😇

Y/n’s into nerdy freaks

Idia: *talking about nerdy shit*

Y/n: mmmm fucking nerd~

Idia: W-what?

Y/n: keep explaining I’m gonna get undressed

Idia: 0o0

Aaaaaaaw looook how cute baby he is~ ❤️

Also it's intresting that he has born in his dragon form.... That probably mean that this is his true form and he learned turn into his "human" form later.