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Merlin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Gwaine: Just rip the bandage off. Merlin: It’s Arthur. Gwaine: Put the bandage back on.

Yeah referring to my last post Merlin should not eat raw cookie dough it's not pleasant having salmonella,it hurts....help

Lancelot: You know those things will kill you, right? Gwaine, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Leon, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Merlin: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Merlin: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Arthur: I did a bad thing

Morgana: Does it concern me?

Arthur: Well no-

Morgana: THEN SUFFER

Elyan: Goodnight moon. Elyan: Goodnight tree. Elyan: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Merlin: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something. Lancelot: Merlin, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Merlin: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Leon: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Ok they are dorks but do you see the way Gwen looks when Arthur is holding her?

Arthur: “You're right.”

Merlin: “That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?”

Elyan: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Morgana: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Merlin: I think you mean cards. Morgana, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Merlin: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Morgana: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Merlin: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Morgana: Merlin, they...they weren’t always orphans. Merlin:

Merlin: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

*Chefs kiss*

Merlin: [shoots upright in bed] I'M LATE FOR THE COUNCIL MEETING

Merlin:

Merlin: Oh, wait, I'm not Arthur's servant anymore.

Merlin: [lays back down]

Merlin: [sits up again] I'M THE COURT SORCERER

Merlin: Gwaine... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Gwaine: Your note told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Merlin:

Merlin: I wrote sanitize, Gwaine.

Merlin: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Gwaine: The cow???

Merlin: What?

Leon: Gwaine, W H Y?

Morgana: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Merlin: What did you do?

Morgana: Nobody died.

Merlin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Morgana: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Merlin: Thank you

Morgana: I didn't say that was a good thing

Merlin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Gwaine: How's the sexiest person here~?

Merlin: I don't know, how are they~?

Gwaine, flustered: I-

Lancelot, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Merlin, to Gwaine: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Gwaine, motioning to himself and Arthur: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Mordred: Emrys?

Merlin: What?

Mordred: You kicked me in your sleep

Merlin: who said i was asleep?

Percival: What are ya drinking?

Gwaine: Vodka

Percival: Straight?

Gwaine: no i'm gay

Percival, choking: whAT?

Merlin as things I said

Merlin: I want to murder myself

Gwaine: Shove a stick up my ass and call me a corn dog

Morgana: Shut the fuck up I'm doing witchy shit

Mordred: I'm making cinnamon packs

Arthur: Holy fuckles it's knuckles

Elyan: Cha cha real smooth

Lancelot: it's a prickly stickly

Morgause: what did i tell you about killing people without me?!

Leon: I love the Mickey Mouse Crack House

Gwen: Coffee is the only thing that keeps me from killing you idiots

Percival: *getting choked* Harder Daddy