Oh You Wanna Duel With Me???? You Wanna Arm Wrestle???? You Want Us To Arm Wrestle On The Dinner Table

Oh you wanna duel with me???? You wanna arm wrestle???? You want us to arm wrestle on the dinner table with candles on it?????

My friend thinks we had fun the last time we hung out but them telling me "he looks straight" after I showed them a picture of Prince Arthur was actually one of the worst moments of my life

Arthur dreams of living with him in a FARM

Merthur really have it all huh. King and lionheart dynamic. Fucking hate at first sight then speedrun to trying to die for the other. Slow burn? Never heard of her. One of them wears gloves and one doesn't and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why that is top fucking tier. Lies and secrets that could bring about the doom of the kingdom. Obviously adore each other but will actually fucking die before saying it with actual words. The prince is a gigantic asshole who doesn't know how to show care or ask for attention like a person who had healthy emotional development as a child and oscillates between pulling pigtails and acting like an over-eager puppy or both at the same time. Domesticity levels previously unheard of. They canonically wear each other's clothes. One of them makes up words and the other promptly starts using them. Both are extremely into the other's specific brand of dumbassery. Their love language is fucking playing together. "I don't want you to change" fuck this fuck everything

I know I can ask Google the questions, but some questions I want to ask to someone so they can sit right next to me and look into my eyes and give me the long, perhaps complicated answer while I process the words they're telling me, while I listen to their voice, while I take it all in

Pretty convenient when the man you cherish more than life itself is also the king because that means other people also have to protect him from harm

I hope this new year brings me a lot of "finally getting diagnosed" and "no longer feeling guilty for being alive". But I'll settle for a cool new hat and some fanfic

Merthur really have it all huh. King and lionheart dynamic. Fucking hate at first sight then speedrun to trying to die for the other. Slow burn? Never heard of her. One of them wears gloves and one doesn't and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why that is top fucking tier. Lies and secrets that could bring about the doom of the kingdom. Obviously adore each other but will actually fucking die before saying it with actual words. The prince is a gigantic asshole who doesn't know how to show care or ask for attention like a person who had healthy emotional development as a child and oscillates between pulling pigtails and acting like an over-eager puppy or both at the same time. Domesticity levels previously unheard of. They canonically wear each other's clothes. One of them makes up words and the other promptly starts using them. Both are extremely into the other's specific brand of dumbassery. Their love language is fucking playing together. "I don't want you to change" fuck this fuck everything