Arthur Dreams Of Living With Him In A FARM

Arthur dreams of living with him in a FARM

Merthur really have it all huh. King and lionheart dynamic. Fucking hate at first sight then speedrun to trying to die for the other. Slow burn? Never heard of her. One of them wears gloves and one doesn't and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why that is top fucking tier. Lies and secrets that could bring about the doom of the kingdom. Obviously adore each other but will actually fucking die before saying it with actual words. The prince is a gigantic asshole who doesn't know how to show care or ask for attention like a person who had healthy emotional development as a child and oscillates between pulling pigtails and acting like an over-eager puppy or both at the same time. Domesticity levels previously unheard of. They canonically wear each other's clothes. One of them makes up words and the other promptly starts using them. Both are extremely into the other's specific brand of dumbassery. Their love language is fucking playing together. "I don't want you to change" fuck this fuck everything

You think you have a problem? I read a Tumblr post that made me ship two characters who are canonically the exact same person, disguised

Oh you wanna duel with me???? You wanna arm wrestle???? You want us to arm wrestle on the dinner table with candles on it?????

My friend thinks we had fun the last time we hung out but them telling me "he looks straight" after I showed them a picture of Prince Arthur was actually one of the worst moments of my life

My friend thinks we had fun the last time we hung out but them telling me "he looks straight" after I showed them a picture of Prince Arthur was actually one of the worst moments of my life

Pretty convenient when the man you cherish more than life itself is also the king because that means other people also have to protect him from harm

Arthur, on a date with Gwen: I want to run away with Merlin