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Brad was soooo not wearing a shirt. His boyfriend Chris must have gone and bumped his head. Could he not see? The sun wasn’t that blinding. It’s only really bad for your eyes during an eclipse anyway. Otherwise things ran normal. Right?
Just then Becky sauntered by blurting nice “Nice blouse Brad!”
That sure put Chris in his place.
Brad further pleaded to his boyfriend.
“So what Chris? Sure it’s 72 degrees and sunny. Wasn’t this everyday in LA?”
After five seconds of silence Brad had it. Things were about to get real.
“Listen Chris. You can’t wear that jockstrap and think I’m not gonna want to stay inside.“
Turns out their neighbor Luke felt the same way. He let himself in through the back door after seeing Chris in the picture window under the assumption it was an open invitation.
According to Chris “it wasn’t but it was tho not entirely accidental nor really intentional either.”
Brad thought things read more happenstancial then questioned if that was even a word.
Luke said “it just was what it was, so that made it a ‘why not just go for it’ kind of a thing.”
They went for it.
Ahhhh…. Boys. They do change but only out of clothes to get laid.
Brad made lead shift captain after getting behind in his work.
The Swole Strip II
As fate should have it, Chris began erotic dancing right when the video playback on his iPhone got stuck in slo mo.
Fresh off the gay heritage photo shoot Brad felt overwhelmed with cravings. A hot, plump, steamy burrito sure sounded good. Ohhhh. He thought. What about some huge juicy meatballs with thick creamy Alfredo sauce?
Well, this was a hard one he mused feeling very conflicted. Brad then asked a question of himself. Was Alfredo still in town? He’d need to text his boyfriend Chris as that would likely be the determining factor.
All of Chris’ friends were gay. Oh. So was his boyfriend Brad.
Life was good to Chris that way.
we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime
Hi so I’m now taking applications for people to crush on so just message me with your name and your favourite animal and also your fav warm beverage. I should get back to you within 3-5 business days. Thank you and goodnight
Hey one time I was at a theme park and the health and safety team had this girl with black hair and tattoos and arms that made me go 😍
That’s it. That’s the whole story
“You can’t say anything these days”
No... we just don’t let people say disrespectful things and get away with it anymore
“Who’s inventing all these new genders and sexualities?”
Nobody. We are just finally recognizing that there are people who aren’t cishet and straight
“Why do we need all these special parades and clubs? I can’t believe they are teaching these things in schools”
Well we need to educate everyone so that they don’t grow up ignorant and selfish like you
It’s not that hard. Some people are different. Get over it and stop being so fucking rude
Okay I know it’s been talked about often but I just remembered again how isolating it is to be a lesbian. I was with my straight girl friends who I love, and live with, and am very close with, but they start talking about trying to find boyfriends and getting guys and how hard it is and suddenly it’s like I’m not even there. Our connection will never be as deep as theirs can be because of this missing part of our friendship. I feel like my queerness is always just awkwardly acknowledged. I just wish it didn’t make me feel so left out
Sad doggo on the loose
not me making myself sad about the imaginary death of an imaginary gf in an imaginary apocalypse
My favorite is saying "This is queerphobic" at any inconvenience, and "This is aphobic" whenever my friends start excessively flirting with each other
Tbh my favorite part of pride month is saying “AND DURING PRIDE MONTH TOO?” at every slight inconvenience.
When your Florida ride and die is up for any epic adventure you throw her way!
These ducks are literally in the middle of a smack down. They could care less that I’m driving by lol.
Someone: hey wanna hang out tonight?
Me: sorry but I have important stuff to do tonight
Me:
