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3 years ago

WiFi password

Tony: Hey did you call Pepper a bitch?

Y/n: Yeah! She changed the WiFi password!

Peter: Yo you can’t be-...that biTcH chANgEd tHe WiFi paSsWOrD?!!


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vkncgzxf
3 years ago

Strong or weak

Stiles: If I punch myself, and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Scott: Strong

Liam: Weak

Derek: A dumbass is what you are


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vkncgzxf
3 years ago

You’re the man!

Peter: There’s a spider!

Y/n: What do you want me to do?!

Peter: KILL IT!

Y/n: YOU SAW IT FIRST!

Peter: YOU KILL IT!

Y/n: YOU’RE THE MAN!

Peter: Since when?!!


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vkncgzxf
3 years ago

“Do I look fat?!”

James: *walks in*

Y/n & Sirius: Hey!

James: *sits down* Do I look fat?

Y/n & Sirius: No??!

James: Ok, I accept that! When Lily asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a hippogriff!

Y/n: Ok, walk us through it honey, walk us through it

James: Ok, well, Lily said “Hi, do I look fat today?” And I looked at her-

Sirius: Wow wow...you looked at her..?! You never look! You just answer, it’s like a reflex. Do I look fat? NO! Is she/he prettier/more handsome than I am? NO! Does size matter?

Y/n: nO!

Sirius: And it works both ways! *smirks*

James: Ok so...you just both know this stuff?

Y/n: You know...after about 30 or 40 fights, you kinda catch on *winks*


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vkncgzxf
3 years ago

Relationship denial

Y/n: He’s NOT my boyfriend!

JJ: I’m NOT her boyfrie- *sighs* They just don’t get it!

Y/n: No, why would they?

*silence*

Y/n: Let’s go babe!

John B., Kie, Pope, Sarah: 👁👄👁


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vkncgzxf
3 years ago

✨Taquito✨

Peter:*films himself w/ phone* We literally went to the store for one thing...

Peter: ...and my friend Y/n-

Peter:*films Y/n*

Y/n: I got a turtle! Ha! Ha! Hahaha!

Y/n: Imma name her ✨Taquito✨ hehehe


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vkncgzxf
4 years ago

MASTERLIST: IMAGINES

MASTERLIST OF MASTERLISTS

OUTER BANKS:

JJ Maybank

Imagine 1

BTS:

Ot7

Imagine 1

Jin

SUGA

J-Hope

RM

JIMIN

V

Imagine 1

JUNGKOOK

Marvel Avengers/MCU:

Peggy Carter/Agent Carter

Peggy’s husband: Imagine 1 , Imagine 2 , Imagine 3 , Imagine 4 , Imagine 5

Captain America/Steve Rodgers

Iron Man/Tony Stark

Spiderman/Peter Parker

Winter Solider/James ‘Bucky’ Barns

MAZE RUNNER:

Newt

Thomas

Minho

HARRY POTTER:

Golden Era

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Marauders Era

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lily Evans

Narnia:

Peter Pevensie

Susan Pevensie

Edmund Pevensie

Lucy Pevensie

Prince Caspian


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vkncgzxf
5 years ago

Did you ever wake up to sun shining through your blinds, birds chirping outside your window, the smell of still warm breakfast that just so happens to be your favorite food, to a warm summer day and you think

“Today will be a good day! Nothing can change my mind today” ?!?

Yeah, me neither