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me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

TMA hit too hard it make me consider if I was asexual or not

Asexual Jonathan Sims you mean the world to me and I don't know if that says something about me

God knew I'd be too powerful confident so he gave me social anxiety

Lord I hate existing

I need it in my blood

The way this song makes me feral.

Gwen asking if Mr. Bonzo could read was very -Jonathan Sims asking why Nikola wasn’t Russian- of her. On an unrelated note she’s my favorite character and I want to kiss her

“average piece of media contains 5 positively depicted queer characters” factoid actually just statistical error. average piece of media actually has 0.5. Audio Dramas Georg, which is the gayest form of media alive & contains 300 queer characters per show, is a statistical outlier adn should not be counted.

Timothy Stoker and Jonathan Sims sends me into a deep spiral.

They could've been such good friends 😔

Explaining TMA to people is hilarious like whenever I mention the forceful lotioning that Jon went through they always give me the judgiest looks ever 😔😔

Saw a fanfic where Jon got freaky with Martin in the safe house I feel unsafe what the hell

special skills of tma fans include

recite leitner rant

know the outro by heart including the name of the license

making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r

dig

my brother!!!!! he tossed himself off a roof! my sister!!!!!!! she buried me alive! my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn’t look at me kindly!!!!!! lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat LESTAT-

need to haunt my exes the way rose tyler haunts the doctor

The Doctor be like “I know a spot” then take you to watch your planet die

Freud would have a field day with Lestat

if we can have a fluff episode of sam, alice, and colin discussing their love lives, we CAN have a fluff episode of lena at a gay bar complaining about her old job until she gets a message from gwen about everything going on at the oiar, and for just a second, the music turns ominous and everybody's silent for a while, until some girl next to her sees the text and slides her phone out of her hand, going "wait, is that the girl that got you fired? no way! ugh, leave her on read." and lena audibly shrugs, everybody at the bar cheers, and she starts making out with the girl.

alex if you're reading this please hire me i have ideas,

Alice osemans actual novels are way way way better than Heartstopper

Like radio silence has my whole heart and solitaire makes me sob

(They all do tbh)

god im going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] buy an axe in central london

ah yes, my favorite content warning: alex j newall

Killgahrah when I catch you

(I have no clue how to spell his name)