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I Have Something For You

🌊I have something for you 🌊

I Have Something For You
I Have Something For You

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11 months ago

Something metal🥁

Kevin schlieb x fem!reader

Movie: metal lords

Part 8

Something Metal

Green italic= Kevin narrating

Blue italic= there thoughts

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

I know Hunter’s going to be mad it’s all I thought about as I drive to his house, I felt bad for leaving Y/n after we just spent the last hour and a half together but she said it was okay and she understood an that we can talk later.

Walking downstairs into Hunter’s basement I hear him playing his solo, I spoke loudly over the music out of breathe “I know, I know” Hunter stops playing “We said 6:15. It is now 8:00.” Hunter said clearly pissed “Well, something came up” I said a little cheekily and smiled “What? What came up?” I look at him breathing heavily, I didn’t really want to tell him that Y/n and I slept together cause I knew that if I didn’t he would be even more pissed “Nothing” I told him “I thought it was something. You said it was something” he started o question me, I look at him

“Well, I was wrong. It was nothing” “I can imagine something being more important than a band practice. Actually, I can’t. But I definitely can’t see how nothing could be more important, Kevin.” Y/n is, I pick up my drum sticks and I think he getting sceptical so I hesitate “Well, nothing is more important. Or nothing isn’t more important. What I mean--“ “I don’t need Abbott and Costello from you, okay? I need a drummer. A real drummer. Metal is commitment, Kevin. It’s dedication, sacrifice, mortification of the flesh and all that shit. It’s serious. And if you’re not gonna be, if you’ll be all “girls with cello, showing up whatever I feel like it,” then this isn’t gonna work. And we won’t win the Battle of the Bands, and then you’re gonna be a loser for the rest of your life.” I stare blankly at him after what he just said, I clench my jaw, he stares back at me before turning around and he continues playing his guitar, I give him a sarcastic smile and grab my stuff and head up the stairs.

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

I’m in the practice room at the school the next day with Y/n as has her headphones working on practicing her cello. As I have my headphones in playing counting one, two, three, four over and over again, I start playing aggressively think about what happened last night with Hunter. I don’t see Clay walk in.

“Hey. Hey! Hey!” I stopped playing as I finally hear Clay shouting after playing aggressively I start panting “Oh. Hey” moving my hair out of my face “Hi.” Y/n stops playing, looking up as well, then looking at me, then back to Clay wondering what he was doing here. “Where did you guys learn how to play?” He asked the both of us “Uh…I don’t know” “Since I was little” Y/n and I said at the same time then we chuckle

“My friend gave me these songs, and I practiced them. I not, you know, a real drummer or anything.” I said still out of breath, Clay and Y/n both turn their heads at me “Are you fucking high? That was intense.” he said with enthusiasm “Yeah, Kev that was awesome” Y/n said in the same tone “Yeah?” I asked and Y/n nodded her head and grabs my hand in hers.

“Have you two got a minute?” Clay looked back and forth between the two of us Y/n and I look at each other then we nod our heads going into the cafeteria, Y/n and I sharing the headphones listening to Shape Of You, tapping my fingers against my leg to the beat of the song with the rest of Clay’s band standing around us. We take out the headphones, look at Clay and his friends “Are they all like this? Just pretty much the same beat all the way through?” I asked

“Yeah” “Pretty much” they agreed “Please Kevin, Y/n, I promised my sister, and she’s so psyched to have us play. But Ray’s not getting out of rehab for another month, and weee tired of playing with a waste drummer.” “Yeah, man” “Fuck that dummy” Clay’s friends added “We would like to, but it’s like I said, I’m in this band with Hunter, and Battle of the Bands is really important to him. And Y/n kinda does her does own thing” I stated

“Lots of guys are in two bands” one of the guys said “Eric Clapton was in, like, 60 bands.” The other one said “And I heard you two play, man. You could learn our songs in ten minutes” Y/n and I smile slightly “Don’t even worry about the Battle of the Bands for now, just my sisters wedding.” I sighed “Let us think about it.” And nod my head “I feel you. But the weddings this weekend, so don’t think too long.”

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

Y/n’s POV

Kevin and I want back to my house, Kevin told me about last night with Hunter and how upset he is about the situation. Once Kevin walks around my room he looks at all my little knickknacks on my dresser and desk before we sit on my bed, I take Kevin’s glasses off starting a starring contest after a couple of minutes of starring in Kevin hazel eyes I have a big smile on my face and tilt my head, Kevin’s eyes start to water and he blinks, “Fuck” he whispered “You blinked” I laugh at him

“I blunk” “You blunk” I said with my accent we start laughing “Three out of five?” I asked him still looking him in the eyes “I’m pretty sure you’re better at staring than me” Kevin’s puts his glasses back on “Mm-hmm” i hummed and pecked his cheek, I see Kevin looking behind me and I turn to look as well, I see him looking at my meds on my nightstand “Those your meds?” He asked lowly

“Mm-hmm. My happy pills.” I flick them over not wanting to see them anymore they clatter to the ground and chuckle “Don’t you need more?” He asked me seriously “Mm-mm” i shake my head no and a idea comes to mind, I lay down on my bed

“Lay on top of me” he looks at me, rises his eyebrows before chuckling, I adjust my legs so he can lay in between them, I have my arm close to my chest. He lays on top of me face to face, careful not to crush me, he leans in trying to kiss me but I squeak “Not yet.” He nods his head ever so slightly i grab his hand and hold it close to mine “Let’s just, um, lie like this. I like it. Makes me feel…smooshed” I play with the collar of his shirt “On the field when I saw you…“

“Yeah.” I whispered “Did it feel…good to throw stuff and yell at people?” I look up at the ceiling embarrassed then back at him “No. Feels good to not want to throw stuff and yell at people” I look at him, he looks at my lips then my eyes “Your my happy pill” I look into his eyes. I kiss him and he smiles and then I wrap my legs around his waist and arms around his neck pulling him in a big bear hug resting his head in my chest and then he pulls his head up and starts kissing all over my face.

Part 9 🥁


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10 months ago

Dead phone 📱

Craig Poole x fem!reader

Movie: Mr. Harrigan’s phone

Dead Phone

Part 3

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(Y/n POV)

It was three weeks after Christmas and we were finally going back to school and I was dreading it we got off the bus and started walking into the school when Craig and I turn our head and see Kenny looking at us like he’s ready to kill us and we continue walking into the school when Billy speaks up

“Man, bring back after a holiday sucks” and Craig and I walk faster to the cafeteria “What’s your hurry you guys?” Margie asked “Yeah where are you going?” U-boat questioned and Craig and I turn around with a smile on our faces and show our new iPhone’s “What?…” Billy said and Craig and I shrugged our shoulders “Dude you’re shitting me!” Craig and I walk in the cafeteria and pull up a chair at the Apple table and I sit across from Craig and smile at him.

Margie, Billy, U-boat all got phones shortly thereafter, though Craig and I had iPhones and Billy and U-boat had to share a Razer

The bell rings but Craig and I don’t get up from our seats and one by one students file out of the cafeteria and as time passes all the students are out of the cafeteria but Craig and I are talking and showing each other thing on our phones but as we look around and see that we’re the only ones in the cafeteria forgetting the bell rang fifteen minutes ago so we get up and head to class.

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(Craig’s POV)

“Thanks” I said to mr. Harrigan’s as he hands me the checks, one for me and one for y/n, I start walking away when Mr. Harrigan’s stops me “Craig there’s something I’ve been meaning to speak with you about” so I walk back into the room “We’ve had this arrangement for a long long time and it strikes me that you are a far different person person, from who you were when we started, even y/n she’s now a different person, and my question is why do you continue to come here?” He states “Do you want me to stop?” I asked him “No, no, no” “Then what?” I said “Surely there are sports clubs and girls who could better occupy your time--” he said and I smiled when he said Girls “--and yet here you are three days a week, why?. Is it out of some sense of obligation.” I stop him “Not at all. No.” “Well, then, why?” He said and I answered with “Because I enjoy our time together.” And he sighed “Why?” “I come here because I…I like the smell of your books, I come here because I love our talks I come here because, when I read out loud it gives me a sense of power that I don’t have outside this room. I come here because I want to. And I can’t really hang out with a girl when she’s busy cause she works here” I said and blush and Mr. Harrigan smiles and nods his head “I’ll see you Thursday” I said and walked out the door and went to find y/n and we left. As we went back to my house to eat dinner, we sat in the living room watching tv with y/n sitting on the chair and my dad and I on the couch and while we were eating I thought of something “I know what I wanna do with the lotto money.” I said and dad looked at me “That money is going into the college fund like we agreed” he said “Well, you said most of it was going into the college fund, How often do I buy things?” I said “Hardly ever” y/n said and laughed we both look at her and let out a soft chuckle, and dad turns the tv off “Almost never” dad said “Well, I know what I wanna do with the rest of it.” I said and look over at him and he turns the tv back on

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After school y/n and I go to the phone store with some of the money I have and start walking to Mr. Harrigan’s house and we walk by Pete “Afternoon Pete” I said and he said afternoon back and we walk towards the door and Edna opens it for us “Hi Edna!” Y/n smiled at her “Hello girl, Hello boy” she said and opens the door wider, we went inside “Thank you” I told Edna and we walked towards the back to see Mr. Harrigan. Y/n didn’t have to help Edna clean today so she decided to sit in the with us. As we walk into the room we see Mr. Harrigan and he spoke “There you are” “Mr. Harrigan I brought you something” I replied “I don’t need anything” he said with a soft laugh and I hand him the bag and he pulls out the phone “Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment, But no.” He said and put the phone back into bag “I suggest you give this to your father” I let chuckled when he said that and y/n laughed while being in the green room “Craig, I told you he would say that”

“A wise lady” he said and looked up at y/n and she looked over and smiled at him and walked over to the desk and pull up the other chair and set next to me “Henry David Thoreau said “We don’t own things. Things own us” I don’t have a television because if I did I would spend my time watching it. I have a radio in the car but I don’t have a radio in the house, even though I like a bit of country western from time to time, and if I had that I would waste more time.” He said and I looked over at y/n and I see her looking down playing with her hands with a sad expression on her face with what Mr. Harrigan said and I try and get out of my chair to get the bag “Okay, let me just…” “No, no, no. I’m beginning to wish that that scratcher had not been a winner” and I hear y/n laugh and I show him my phone “Okay you see these?” And point to my phone “Mm-hmm” he hummed in agreement “These are called icons and this one is for the stock market” and y/n gets up to help as well “I have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal.” Y/n reached over and tapped on the stock market app and said

“Right, but the Wall Street Journal can’t do this” and showed him the current stocks “Are those numbers in real time?” He asked and I look at him “Yep well they might be a minute or two beside I guess” and he looked amused “I’ll be darned I mean it’s like having your own stock ticker, like the magnates used to have in their mansions” he said happily “Yeah and if you wanna read the Journal or Forbes or…or anything like that you can” and I show him how to get to that “Barton industries, announces closings”

he read out loud and hands me my phone and picks up the paper and looks over the page “It’s not in here” he said confused “Cause that’s yesterdays you get it a day late. Everybody does, but this, this is today’s” I said and looked at him “I’ve been arrogant Craig i am going to keep this after all. For a while anyway” he said “I’m glad” and I smiled “Could you bring me the phone from the desk?” He said and I chuckled “Well, you can use this to call” “Yes?” “Yeah it’s what it’s mostly for you just dial the number that you want. Touch it with your fingers” and I showed him what to do and what to press “And you have four bars.” “Bars?”

“Cause of the new cell tower… never mind.” I said and I heard y/n laugh at me so I didn’t have to tell Mr. Harrigan about the bars “Is that better?” “Yeah, that’s good” and y/n and I walk back into the green room and we can hear Mr. Harrigan calling someone as we water the plants, some hair get in Y/n’s face when she looks up and I look over and tuck the hair beside her ear and we look into each other’s eyes and i look down at her lips and back to her eyes and we lean in and our lips lock her lips are soft and i melt against her, my hands finding her waist and resting there drawing her impossibly closer and holding her there with as much care as i can muster and we draw apart "You're beautiful" i tell her, sounding out of breath. She cradles my face and traces the wrinkles around my eyes with her thumbs then presses them into my dimples.

Part 4>


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1 year ago

Something metal 🥁

Kevin schlieb × fem!reader

Movie: Metal lords

Part 6

Something Metal

Blue italic= there thoughts

Green italic= Kevin narrating

Something Metal

(Scene skip ⏭️)

We’re the music room wanting, Hunter put posters all over school for a bass player, now we’re waiting for someone to show up after waiting an hour, hunter walks out of the room to see If anyone’s out there,

so after waiting we start to get bored and start playing random tunes, after four hours and no one shows up Hunter and I fell asleep but we get woken up by a voice “Sorry I’m so late. Glad you guys are still here” Hunter and I get up

“No…No problem” I told him “No, yeah, not at all. Uh…Yeah. Um, so…Um. What do you know?” Hunter asked while picking up his guitar “Well, how about you guys start playing and I’ll work my way in.” The guy sounded like a douche, Hunter looks at him “Cool” Hunter walks up to me “How far have you you gone in the…the thing--“ “Yeah. I… I got through Metallica, Judas Priest. I’m in the middle of Slayer right now and I’m having a little bit of trouble--“ “Okay. Okay. Let’s try, uh… Let’s try “For Whom the Bell Tolls”. Okay? You got it, Kev?” He asked me and I nodded my head

“One, two, three, four. One, two” Hunter and I start playing then the guy joins in, he seems not bad till he starts acting crazy and walks closer to Hunter making Hunter back up into the amps so we stops playing but the guy continues playing “Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, man” Hunter pushes him back a little “Let’s…That was cool. Le-- Um, let’s try playing the song. Let’s try playing the song and we can see how we vibe together as a band, and then we’ll work on all the stage-show elements later.”

Hunter tried to reason with him “Right. Cool.” He agreed “Two, three, four” I said then we start playing the song, and then guy starts kicking things down and starts playing random notes so Hunter and I stop playing and he even unplugs the cord to his guitar but continues playing. I nodded my head knowing this was a fail.

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

Hunter and I walk out of school hearing Clay talk to his drummer Hunter puts an arm around my shoulder walk towards his car “We don’t need a bass player to beat those stooges. Just keep it us two” he said so I said “Okay. Like, uh… White Stripes” Hunter scoffs

“Weak. No, here, check this out.” He heads me one of his AirPods “It’s just two guys.” I put the AirPod in and listen to what it sounded like just people screaming, i don’t want Hunter and I to be like that, I could barely hear

“It means that we wouldn’t gave to split our contest winnings three ways… Something to consider” I didn’t like this I couldn’t hear anything Hunter was saying. We see students crowded around Hunters car, Hunter runs over to see what’s wrong, his window is smashed with the words “Suck It Cunt” on the window in red spray paint and his tires slashed Robbie speaks from behind me “That’s mean” I turn and look at him “Yeah, it is.”

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

I get to my house and flop on my bed. It doesn’t feel like a good to tell Hunter that I don’t wanna be in a band that people being tortured. But I think it’s time for him to seriously consider the only good option we have. No, it’s a great option. It is time to speak truth to power. I pull my phone out of my back pocket and put on my glasses.

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

“We have, like, two weeks, and she can learn everything in two days.” Kevin said and pointed to me, I stand there not knowing what to do and play with my thumbs

“It’s nothing personal, Y/n. It’s just your not consistent with the image we’re trying to project… like I told Kevin.” I lean my head back “Is it because she’s a girl?” Kevin asked him and I was wondering the same thing

“No.” Hunter said looking at Kevin “Well…what about Joan Jett?” Kevin pointed at me agreeing “Doesn’t she rock?” I asked “Um, the-- What about The Runaways?” Kevin asked and I nodded my head “That’s Joan Jett.” Hunter said getting bored

“Okay. Well, there’s Lita Ford.” “That’s The Runaways.” Hunter also said “And there’s, um… There’s, uh… What’s her-- Um…” Kevin starts rambling “Kevin” Hunter try’s to stop him “Uh, what-- what’s… What’s the one with the song…” Kevin looks over at me, I try to think with him

“Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin, we are a metal band. We are not an indie metal band. We are not an alt-metal band. We are not a sort of metal band. We are a metal band. And for us to have a cello player instead of a bass player would be completely gay” Hunter said a little loudly which hurts my feelings

“Uh…” I look at him then to the walls from all the male metal posters he has up and I nod my head “You’ve gotta take all that in context” Hunter said and I sighed

“Gay?” Kevin speaks up “Gay? Our band is called Skullfucker. Skullfucker. You named it that to impress girls? We’re gonna die virgins in a band called Skullfucker” I look over at Kevin and my eyes widen and he looks over at me and realizes what he said and looks back at Hunter “What I meant was, we’re not--“ Hunter cuts him off “Oh, come on. Like she didn’t know” Hunter said and looked at me.

Part 7 🥁


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1 year ago

Something metal🥁

Kevin schlieb × fem!reader

Movie: Metal lords

Part 5

Something Metal

Blue italic= there thoughts

Green italic= Kevin narrating

Something Metal

Y/n’s POV

As Im playing the song “Cello Suite No. 1” I see someone walk up to the door slide something underneath it and leave I walk up and pick up the piece of paper and see it has Kevin‘s name on it. I opened up the piece of paper and saw a list of songs on it. When I get home I lay down on my bed with my laptop resting on them, I look up the first song on the list on YouTube.

“War Pigs” never heard it before, I haven’t gotten all the way through it yet as I look at the video, it starts to get really intense and kind of horrifying, and it looked like there was a guy with needles sticking out of his head.

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

The next day I’m in the school, I walk up to the room Kevin was practicing in and see him with headphones in practicing on his drum, I smile to myself then walk away. Then I did the same thing the next day debating if I should go in but I walk away again.

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

After two days of debating if I should go in or not, today I finally decide I’m going to I stand outside the door biting on my thumb nail and I look back at my cello and sigh then I open the door and Kevin stops playing and I drag my cello with me “Hey. Um…” I said nervously “Hi” he said breathing heavily. I grab a chair and take my cello out of its case and rest it against my chest then look at Kevin and play the first note of “War Pigs” then he looks confused and I play the first note again and look at him and turn my head a bit hopefully he will understand then he does and we both start to play the intro to “War Pigs” and we continue to play and as we play we look at each other a couple of times.

Kevin’s POV

Man, she’s amazing. Maybe Hunter’ll change his mind about her when I tell him how much she shreds

Y/n’s POV

As I’m sitting in my speech class listening to the teacher talk about “enunciation and projection” I can feel eyes on me and it’s pissing me off a little, I scratch the side of my head and I still feel eyes on the side on my head and I turn my head to the left and see Hunter looking at me and when I catch him staring at me he looks up and pretends to listen to what the teacher was saying, then there’s a knock on the door and we all turn our heads and some kid in a plaid shirt walks in “Dean Swanson want to see Hunter Sylvester.” The kid says, Hunter nods his head and leaves the room.

Something Metal

Scene skip ⏭️

Kevin’s POV

I pace back-and-forth in Hunter’s basement hearing the sound of the shaver buzzing as Hunter talked “They only got suspended two weeks. Swanson wanted a month, but their ass-rapist coach intervened.” “Yeah, still, they’re gone. They can’t come back to campus or anything.” I said to Hunter trying to be positive “But when they come back, they’ll totally ass-rape me for getting them suspended in the first place” is he serious? “Getting them suspended? It’s their fault. They defaced your hair” I try and reason with him “I flicked him in the chops first” he said remembering what happened just a few days ago “Okay, well, at Clay Moss’s party, they pushed you into the speaker in front of everybody. They started it.”

“Yeah, I don’t think your average suburban Nazi shitbag is gonna see it that way.” The buzzing from the shaver stops, Hunter and I both look in the mirror “How is it?” Hunter asked and I don’t really know what to say “It’s cool. Yeah, it’s cool. Yeah…Yeah” I said quietly “Yeah, I kind of look like Jason Newsted for Metallica, the bass player.” I get confused for a second “Hmm. Oh, right, the one who got fired.” Then Hunter looks a me a little upset then we started walking upstairs to the kitchen “It’s more Viking than Newsted.” I agree “Yeah, like the school mascot.” But Hunter disagrees “No. No, not like the school mascot. Less like the school mascot than anything on Earth. More like a baby’s dick than the school mascot. If a baby’s dick grew its own baby dick, then my hair would be more like--“ Mr Sylvester turns around and looks at both of us and Hunter stops talking so Mr. Sylvester grabs his toast from the toaster and leaves.

Part 6 🥁


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