Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

It was inspired by a post here on Tumblr by the account theoriginalecto-1. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find the profile nor the post to credit it as I would have liked.

Source: theorinalecto-1

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Bowser: I’m not doing well.

Luigi: What’s wrong?

Bowser: I have this headache that comes and goes.

* Mario enter the room *

Bowser: Ngh! There it is again.

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Bowser: Non mi sento bene.

Luigi: Cos’hai?

Bowser: Ho questo mal di testa che va’ e viene.

* Mario entra nella stanza *

Bowser: Ngh! Eccolo di nuovo.

Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

Source: theoriginalecto-1

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Bowser: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Luigi: You are a hazard to society.

Peach: And a coward.

Peach: DO TWENTY.

Luigi: No Princess.

Bowser: Deal

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Bowser: Chi pensa che possa far stare 15 marshmallow in bocca?

Luigi: Sei un pericolo per la società.

Peach: E un codardo.

Peach: FANNE VENTI.

Luigi: No Principessa.

Bowser: Affare fatto.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Reblog if you’re a self-taught artist!

I’m curious ^^

Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

Source: @zootopiathingz​

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She was waiting for this moment ~♪

Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

Source: @alsfunkyalbum​

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