Nothing matters! Time is a construct! So is reality!
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Depressingly drinking Trader Joe’s mango smoothie like I’m a cowboy at a saloon and my gay lover just lost a duel
Why can’t two-face slay anymore?? Who cares about realism let Harvey slay
Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism
Good omens fans 🤝 Hannibal fans
Hozier
is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?
is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?
perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?
Posts on tumblr like a fucking idiot
men can have boobs, girls can be hairy, pimples are normal, bellies aren't flat you're GORGEOUS. fuck all of this
"she should be at the club" she shouldnt be at the club bc she has sensory issues. ok
she bread my man gingerly
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone
(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?
guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot
guy afraid of horses: HAY?????
explodes from gay thoughts like a grape in a micheal wave
Muse is crazy. He’s got the sexiest, sluttiest voice I’ve ever heard. I mean like goddamn. And then you see him and he’s like. Some dude.
*flirting* sorry about the blood in my mouth i wish it was yours
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
A note to all creatives:
Right now, you have to be a team player. You cannot complain about AI being used to fuck over your industry and then turn around and use it on somebody else’s industry.
No AI book covers. No making funny little videos using deepfakes to make an actor say stuff they never did. No AI translation of your book. No AI audiobooks. No AI generated moodboards or fancasts or any of that shit. No feeding someone else’s unfinished work into Chat GPT “because you just want to know how it ends*” (what the fuck is wrong with you?). No playing around with AI generated 3D assets you can’t ascertain the origin of. None of it. And stop using AI filters on your selfies or ESPECIALLY using AI on somebody else’s photo or artwork.
We are at a crossroad and at a time of historically shitty conditions for working artists across ALL creative fields, and we gotta stick together. And you know what? Not only is standing up for other artists against exploitation and theft the morally correct thing to do, it’s also the professionally smartest thing to do, too. Because the corporations will fuck you over too, and then they do it’s your peers that will hold you up. And we have a long memory.
Don’t make the mistake of thinking “your peers” are only the people in your own industry. Writers can’t succeed without artists, editors, translators, etc making their books a reality. Illustrators depend on writers and editors for work. Video creators co-exist with voice actors and animators and people who do 3D rendering etc. If you piss off everyone else but the ones who do the exact same job you do, congratulations! You’ve just sunk your career.
Always remember: the artists who succeed in this career path, the ones who get hired or are sought after for commissions or collaboration, they aren’t the super talented “fuck you I got mine” types. They’re the one who show up to do the work and are easy to get along with.
And they especially are not scabs.
*that’s not even how it ends that’s a statistically likely and creatively boring way for it to end. Why would you even want to read that.
man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
hate when couples say ‘we’re pregnant!!!’ both of you? prove it