As We Talk I Am Gently Taking Greek And Roman Mythology From Rick Riordans Hands.

As we talk I am gently taking Greek and Roman mythology from Rick Riordan’s hands.

Hermes Offerings and Devotions

Offerings

Keys

Dice

Playing cards

Coins

Rocks/pebbles

Playing jacks (UPG)

Bouncy balls (UPG)

Lucky charms (Cereal)

Rabbit's foot

Horse shoe

Magic 8 ball

Coffee

Energy drinks

Herms

Road trip snacks (I like Hostess donuts)

Airplanes/trains/cars imagery

Foreign/new foods

Trail mix

Peanut m&ms (UPG)

Turtles

Lyres/string instruments

Sandals/shoes/running shoes

Journals

Camping gear

Survival gear, like multitools, fire starters, first aid kits etc.

Pens/pencils

Small (stolen) trinkets

Language dictionaries

Work out gear

Panpipes

Postcards

Letters

Mail

Stamps

Envelopes

Zodiac signs

Sheep/goats

Car parts

Backpacks/drawstring bags/bags

Crocos

Sticks

Saffron

Sticks

Board games (UPG)

Dominos (UPG)

Pick up sticks (UPG)

Books

Cups

Scales

Dream journals

Graveyard dirt

Cookie fortunes

Foreign money

$2 Bills

Dollar coins

Marbles

Travel souvenirs

Bikes/skateboards/skate

Old licenses/IDs

Sport trophies/jerseys/jackets/gear

Wings/feathers

Letters/numbers

Video games

Magic kits

Oranges/Lemons (UPG)

Devotional Acts

Write letters

Go for walks

Run

Road trips

Learn about alchemy, astrology, lucid dreaming/astral travel, astronomy, etc.

Learn basic car maintenance (change a tire, jump a car, change air filter, check oil etc.)

Give money/socks/cigarettes/water/food to panhandlers

Go talk to a panhandler and keep them company for a bit. I usually smoke a cigarette with them (only time I smoke) and just chat.

Pranks

Public speaking

Tip well

Stargazing

Geocaching

Learn new language

Learn ASL

Work out

Drive safely and predictably

Use your blinker fools

Bike/skate

Clean your car

Make a travel altar

Get a passport

Travel

Practice keyboarding

Have a penpal

Train your voice

Magic tricks

Check your mail/email regularly

Low risk gambling, like lotto tickets

Riskier gambling if you're mindful of it

Make sigils

Have a race

Play a tag

Be nice to wait staff

Play sports

Make maps of trails near you

Make maps of whatever you want

Play uke/string instruments

Make herms

Carpool

Uphold confidentiality

Coin tricks

Be a reliable worker

Thrifting/yard saling

Dumpster diving

Making trades and barters

Help look for missing people/pets

working so hard to unlearn the whole like "this physical pain im experiencing is a punishment from the divine" thing i picked up somewhere along the catholic trauma highway

the nerve pain in my leg is not in fact because loki is saying "time to take a break lol!" and punishing me for doing too much. it's because im a dumbass and ran on ice and injured my knee 7 months ago, and i am continuing my dumbassery by not resting it enough bc i can't come to terms with the fact that my abilities have changed so drastically.

ITS NOT MY FUCKING GOD HURTING ME ON PURPOSE HOLY SHIT

thanks catholicism

“don’t go on testosterone, you’ll get hairy and big” so you’re telling me I’m going to be a bear. why are you threatening me with a good fucking time. 

“what if you start balding!” there are so many hot balding/bald people. why would I care. 

“you’ll get acne” yeah and? I currently deal with acne, and I don’t think that acne makes a person gross. 

“your voice will change!” yup I’m depending on that

“what about your fertility?” my fertility is my business, not yours.

like all these concerns I have already been through with several doctors. very unoriginal. also cis guys deal with these things too. have you considered men are faced with stupid societal and beauty standards, that fact will not deter me from pursuing a more “male” body.